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Following is our collection of Public chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

    Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  2. Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

  3. Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.

  4. Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.

  5. They say you’re like a public library, anyone with a card can check you out.

  6. Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?

    Because I want to invest in those assets.

  7. Economics One Liners

    Baby, I'm an expert in exponential growth.

    I'll give you all the stimulus you need

    I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

    My boom cycle *never* plateaus

    I've got all the supply needed to meet your demand

    I'm like a multiplier effect, once you get me started I just keep on giving.

    I've got a producer surplus just *waiting* to be met.

    You can be a free rider on my public good *any* time.

    Hey ladies, my public good is non-rivalry, there is plenty for everyone!

  8. The Action Hero

    A little backstory to this one.

    One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

    I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

    I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

    I call this, **The Action Hero**

    Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

    I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

    Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

  9. Fake propose in a public place

    If this is someone you've known for awhile and like, get on one knee, look up at them, and ask them to go out with you.

  10. If being beautiful was a crime

    (You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

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Are you an American Public School
Cause I wann shoot kids inside of you

Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.





We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.




Ok so, pick you up around 5?

Did you know that I am quite a bit like the japanese public transport system?

When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.

Sequence of events

*girlfriend comes out with nice dress*
Me: Can you not wear that in public?
Her: Why?
Me: Because I will has to fight with other guys.
Her: Why would you have to fight them?
Me: because they would try to steal you from me cause you lookin fine.

Want to share my dessert?

I won't mind if you cuddle with me in your sleep.

I love you like Abelard loved Heloise… but without the fornication, lying, public disgrace or castration.

I have a car picking me up — need a lift?

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

I don't believe in sex before monogamy, but I do believe in kissing under your blanket.

Picking up a Strat com and public relations major

We should get together and have some \*clears throat\* strategic communications and public relations

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

Can I claim your baggage?

Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?

During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.

If we go down, I'll save you first.

A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.

You shouldn't have to lift your bag.

Could we even fit in the bathroom?

Coffee, tea, or me?

When you sleep, you look like an angel.