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Top 50 Public Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Public chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a mask?

    Because I never want to be seen without you in public.

  2. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

    Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  3. Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

  4. Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.

  5. Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.

  6. Hey girl, are you an American public school?

    Because I want to shoot my kids up in you

  7. They say you’re like a public library, anyone with a card can check you out.

  8. Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?

    Because I want to invest in those assets.

  9. Economics One Liners

    Baby, I'm an expert in exponential growth.

    I'll give you all the stimulus you need

    I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

    My boom cycle *never* plateaus

    I've got all the supply needed to meet your demand

    I'm like a multiplier effect, once you get me started I just keep on giving.

    I've got a producer surplus just *waiting* to be met.

    You can be a free rider on my public good *any* time.

    Hey ladies, my public good is non-rivalry, there is plenty for everyone!

  10. Are you from the band "PUBLIC"?

    Coz I wanna "MAKE YOU MINE".

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The Action Hero
A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

Fake propose in a public place

If this is someone you've known for awhile and like, get on one knee, look up at them, and ask them to go out with you.

Sequence of events

*girlfriend comes out with nice dress*
Me: Can you not wear that in public?
Her: Why?
Me: Because I will has to fight with other guys.
Her: Why would you have to fight them?
Me: because they would try to steal you from me cause you lookin fine.

Did you know that I am quite a bit like the japanese public transport system?

When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.

If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

Are you an American Public School

Cause I wann shoot kids inside of you

I have a car picking me up — need a lift?

I don't believe in sex before monogamy, but I do believe in kissing under your blanket.

There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

Coffee, tea, or me?

What if the "10 Minute Manicure" takes 12?

Do you get a refund?

Could we even fit in the bathroom?

Picking up a Strat com and public relations major

We should get together and have some \*clears throat\* strategic communications and public relations

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

Can you keep a secret? I'm packin'.

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

You shouldn't have to lift your bag.

I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?

Can I buy you a drink?

What lady can resist a man in uniform?

Pilot: I had to leave the cockpit to say hello.

Are you traveling alone?

Can I show you around when we land?