Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.

Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?

That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?

What say we get together and Purell the shit out of our hands?

Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.

They say you’re like a public library, anyone with a card can check you out.

I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.

Are you public wifi? Because I am connecting to you automatically.

"Is it the bus ride or your captivating beauty making my heart race faster than usual?"

"Is your name public policy? Because you've got my interest and I can't help but vote for more of you."

"Are you a wifi signal? Because my heart connects to you faster than my phone connects to public networks."

"Are you a public administrator? Because you've got my heart zoned for romantic development."

Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?

Because I want to invest in those assets.

"Can I call you Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, though it might occasionally drop at public places."

"You're a princess in public, but how about we uncover your naughty fairy tale in private?"

"You must be in public service, because you've definitely raised my interest...rate."

"Is your name 'Budget'? Because I can't seem to keep my love for you from escalating each year."

"Your crush on me may be secret, but your beauty is the world's most captivating public display."

"Excuse me, but I think you've just taxed my heart at 100%, because it's completely yours."

"Without you, life feels like an empty canvas; with you, it’s a masterpiece that's too hot for public display."

Trust me, I have a few tricks that could leave you breathless. Blushing is just the beginning... 😏

"Excuse me miss, your leadership skills are so attractive, they should be listed under public assets."

"Are you a jungle? Because I’d love to explore every inch of your beautiful wilderness."

"If I were a superhero, my power would be the ability to hide erections in public places."

"I must be lost, because heaven's missing an angel and I found her here on this public bus."

Sex toys can definitely spice things up! Have you ever used a remote-controlled one in public? The thrill is addicting. 😏

"In a world full of policies, your smile is the only legislation that rules my heart."

"Do you work in public administration? Because you've got my heart functioning more efficiently than any government agency."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and show off my public hair?"

"Is your name Venus? Because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of things about your lush paradise."

Are you a belly button? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.

Well, with your charm, it's hard not to. Just wait until I unleash my best lines on you. 😉

Oh, I wouldn’t want to steal all the attention, but your smile must make it hard to look away! 😄 What's your secret?

"Because I'd love to see if you can follow my commands as well as you do in public."

"Are you a first responder? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you."

Economics One Liners

Baby, I'm an expert in exponential growth.

I'll give you all the stimulus you need

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

My boom cycle *never* plateaus

I've got all the supply needed to meet your demand

I'm like a multiplier effect, once you get me started I just keep on giving.

I've got a producer surplus just *waiting* to be met.

You can be a free rider on my public good *any* time.

Hey ladies, my public good is non-rivalry, there is plenty for everyone!

"Your smile is more powerful than any policy, it can instantly make anyone's day better."

"You're like an efficient public administration, you've organized my heart in an extraordinary way."

"Excuse me, are you a WiFi signal? Because I'm really feeling a connection, despite my four-bar status in public places."

"Your sassy attitude is alluring, but honey, how about we channel that passion somewhere less public?"

"I couldn't agree more. A smile is a personal act, not a public obligation. My challenge is to give you reasons to smile naturally."

"Nita, you brighten my day more than sunlight, how about we shift this convo from public to private DM tonight?"

With that kind of charm, I might need sunglasses! 😉 Tell me, what else do you do to keep hearts racing?

"Ever cited someone for stealing hearts? Because you've just made away with mine, Officer Beautiful."

"Are you a treasure map? Because I can’t help but want to explore every inch of your public hair!"

Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

Fake propose in a public place

If this is someone you've known for awhile and like, get on one knee, look up at them, and ask them to go out with you.

Sequence of events

*girlfriend comes out with nice dress*
Me: Can you not wear that in public?
Her: Why?
Me: Because I will has to fight with other guys.
Her: Why would you have to fight them?
Me: because they would try to steal you from me cause you lookin fine.

Did you know that I am quite a bit like the japanese public transport system?

When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.

If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

Do you believe love at first frequent flyer mile?

Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.

Ever had champagne for breakfast… in Champagne?

For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.

Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.

I bet you prefer a European lifestyle.

I can last longer than a jet engine.

I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.

I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.

I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.

I know a great recovery for jet lag.

I only pack the essentials.

I would give anything to be your personal item.

I would love to show you first class.

I wouldn't complain about a layover with you.

I'd love to be your final destination.

I'd swap to a coach seat just to sit next to you.

I'll show you my passport if you show me yours.

I'm a pilot, want me to captain your 747?

If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?

Is that an oversized carry-on or are you just happy to see me?

It's always a first class trip with me.

Let's cross the international dateline together.

Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.

This warm hand towel feels so good. Touch it.

Want me to help you recline?

Want to come over and see my world map?

Want to come to Paris and see my pied-à-terre?

Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?

Want to stamp my passport?

What do you think about raising this arm rest to get the party started?

The bathrooms were surprisingly clean!

What's your address? [Why?] So I know what to write on my luggage tag in case my bags get lost and they need to find me.

Which language would you like me to ask you out in?

Would you like to join me in the members-only lounge?

You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.

You put me on Red alert.

You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.

Your eyes are as blue as the waters surrounding the exotic island I would take you to if we were dating.

Your wanderlust is overpowering.

Hey, I know this is random, but I'm so bored. Wanna play ‘Go Fish?

All these kids, right? I could never.

And if I might be so bold, Ma'am, I don't think you'll be needing your seat cushion as a flotation device.

Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.

Are you a hat person? I'm so not a hat person. But I can tell you are.

Did you check-in here? It's swarming.

Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you.

Do you like, like Starbucks in airports more than normal Starbuckses?

Do you watch "Enlightened"?

Ever been stripped-searched by a minimum-wage flunky?

No track work needed here, you're in fine shape, sunshine.

Excuse me, Sir, is that a large organic cylinder I detect in your pants?

Gonna hit up Hudson News?

Good thing that's not a wood detector, 'cause you'd keep me here all night.

Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?

Have a laptop in there?

Have you ever missed a flight? I've never missed a flight.

Have you seen the trailer for "We Bought A Zoo"?

Holiday crowds, right?

Honey, this is a Bodacious Ta-Ta-sniffing dog, and two barks means you're guilty.

I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you da bomb, Baby.

I'm going to have to inspect your package for spores.

I've opted out of the backscatter machine before. The pat down was no biggie, actually.

If you're finished checking my bag, there's one more pair of underwear to go through.

Nice carry-on.

Sir, can I turn on your laptop?

So where's home? Do you and your parents get along?

Step over here, please. You've set off my babe detector and I'm afraid I'm going to have to scan you with my wand.

The new FAA rules require me to remove your security breeches.

Ugh, shoes. So time consuming. I'm wearing boots today, too. That one guy ruined it for all of us, right?

Can you keep a secret? I'm packin'.

What say we dump Gramma here out of the golf cart and go cruisin'?

You know, if we were to make love now, we could have a child before we get to the front of the line!

The next stops mine, pull this cord.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions?

My your armpits have a nice aroma

*ding* doors are closing, legs are opening.

Do you live on the orange line? Because if so we could save each other seats and make this a regular rendezvous.

So do you have any condoms that *aren't* full of h**...?

Great giant suitcase. Is it a samsonite?

I know, I stare at that ad everyday too. What does it mean to you?