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Top 44 Standards Pick Up lines

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  1. Excuse me, you dropped something...

    ...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**

  2. Excuse me, you dropped something...

    Your standards, hi I'm LeRedditist

  3. Hey hun, I'd like to implement some transparency standards on you.

  4. *taps on girls shoulder* Hey you dropped something.

    Your standards, Hi I'm (insert name).

  5. Want to see my Demacian Standard?

  6. You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?

  7. I think you dropped something

    What?
    Your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?

  8. Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

    Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

  9. Hey you dropped something..

    Hopefully your standards. what’s up

  10. Hey, did you hear that sound?

    "What sound?"/"What?"/etc

    I think I just heard the sound of you dropping your standards.

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What is a Standards pickup line?

Funny standards pickup lines

So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said
"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

Hey, you dropped something.

Her: "What?"
Your standards. Hi I'm /u/Rinnegale, nice to meet you.

Hey girl, you dropped something.

G: "what"

Me: "your standards. hi, my name is josh."

Excuse me ma'am. You dropped something.

She looks down and then back to you

Your standards. Hi my name is...

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This is a funny Standards pickup line!

I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.

Of course you're beautiful. I don't believe in colonized standards of beauty.

Hey I think you dropped something

Your standards, hi I’m (name)

Hey you think your standards are low?

Well I can get them lower

Hey, did you drop something?

Person A: No
Person B: Yeah, you did! Your standards

Are you a factory before labor standards?

Cuz i wanna put some kids in you

Hey you dropped something

Hopefully your standards hi I'm (insert name here)

There are 52 cards in a standard deck...

...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want

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Working Standards tinder opener

Hey girl you dropped something.

"Hey girl you dropped something", "what?" "Your standards, hey I'm (insert name here)"

Hey, what just tell?

Your standards.

Did you drop something

Hopefully your standards, Hi I’m u/Yeeetboiii

Your standards needs to be stoned...

Cause they need to be high...

So there's this girl at my school which is a junior(I think this is how the first year is called)and is pretty etc.

What could I say to open a casual conversation with her? I know that shit is different for everyone but there should be something as a standard for every situation.

Hy there you drop something!

Your standards, my I have your number.

Hey girl are you standards?

Because I don't have you, but I'd love to

Hey I think you dropped something

Hopefully your standards, Hi I’m Ben

Hey girl, did you drop something?

(She looks around) I don’t think so...
Yes you did, you dropped your standards. Hi, I’m Ethan!

It was maybe already here but well..

Did you drop something

Hopefully your standards

Hey baby, I'm starting to think I have low standards?

Anyways Happy anniversary