Top 40 standards Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Standards chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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Excuse me, you dropped something...
...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**
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Excuse me, you dropped something...
Your standards, hi I'm LeRedditist
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Hey hun, I'd like to implement some transparency standards on you.
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Want to see my Demacian Standard?
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You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?
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The best pickup line I've ever used
I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work.
Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?" -
Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
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Hey you dropped something..
Hopefully your standards. what’s up
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So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said
"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?" -
Hey, you dropped something.
Her: "What?"
Your standards. Hi I'm /u/Rinnegale, nice to meet you.
Latest standards chat up lines
Hey girl, you dropped something.
G: "what"
Me: "your standards. hi, my name is josh."
Excuse me ma'am. You dropped something.
She looks down and then back to you
Your standards. Hi my name is...
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Of course you're beautiful. I don't believe in colonized standards of beauty.
Hey I think you dropped something
Your standards, hi I’m (name)
Hey, did you drop something?
Person A: No
Person B: Yeah, you did! Your standards
Are you a factory before labor standards?
Cuz i wanna put some kids in you
Hey you dropped something
Hopefully your standards hi I'm (insert name here)
There are 52 cards in a standard deck...
...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want
Me: Hey you drop something
Her: What did I drop
Me: Your standards, Hi I’m (insert name)
Hey girl you dropped something.
"Hey girl you dropped something", "what?" "Your standards, hey I'm (insert name here)"
Hey, what just tell?
Your standards.
Did you drop something
Hopefully your standards, Hi I’m u/Yeeetboiii
Your standards needs to be stoned...
Cause they need to be high...
So there's this girl at my school which is a junior(I think this is how the first year is called)and is pretty etc.
What could I say to open a casual conversation with her? I know that shit is different for everyone but there should be something as a standard for every situation.
Hey baby, I'm starting to think I have low standards?
Anyways Happy anniversary
Hey girl, did you drop something?
(She looks around) I don’t think so...
Yes you did, you dropped your standards. Hi, I’m Ethan!
Hey girl are you standards?
Because I don't have you, but I'd love to
Hey girl
Heard you were desperate. I'M asking you out to seehow low your standards are
Hey I think you dropped something
Hopefully your standards, Hi I’m Ben
Hy there you drop something!
Your standards, my I have your number.
Hi. My name is BrojobBiggs, I can only stay for a second but I really need a woman's opinion on something...
All joking aside if you want a pickup line that gets you from A to B this should be your go to standard. It establishes you as a non threat by creating a false time constraint and engages the woman's most cherished desire: the urge to talk about her opinions. Escalate as per local norms.
It was maybe already here but well..
Did you drop something
Hopefully your standards
Baby, my bit is so good it'll take you back to the gold standard.
I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.