Top 45 Standards Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Standards pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Standards conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Excuse me, you dropped something...
...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**
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Excuse me, you dropped something...
Your standards, hi I'm LeRedditist
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Hey hun, I'd like to implement some transparency standards on you.
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Hey girl i think you dropped something...
Your standards, hey im ... :)
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*taps on girls shoulder* Hey you dropped something.
Your standards, Hi I'm (insert name).
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Want to see my Demacian Standard?
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You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?
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I think you dropped something
What?
Your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date? -
Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
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Hey you dropped something..
Hopefully your standards. what’s up
Funny standards pickup lines
Hey, did you hear that sound?
"What sound?"/"What?"/etc
I think I just heard the sound of you dropping your standards.
So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said
"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"
Hey, you dropped something.
Her: "What?"
Your standards. Hi I'm /u/Rinnegale, nice to meet you.
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Hey girl, you dropped something.
G: "what"
Me: "your standards. hi, my name is josh."
Excuse me, I think you dropped something...
It was your standards, Hello my name is _______
Of course you're beautiful. I don't believe in colonized standards of beauty.
Hey I think you dropped something
Your standards, hi I’m (name)
Hey you think your standards are low?
Well I can get them lower
Hey i think you dropped something
My standards nice to meet you
Hey, did you drop something?
Person A: No
Person B: Yeah, you did! Your standards
Are you a factory before labor standards?
Cuz i wanna put some kids in you
There are 52 cards in a standard deck...
...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want
Me: Hey you drop something
Her: What did I drop
Me: Your standards, Hi I’m (insert name)
Hey girl you dropped something.
"Hey girl you dropped something", "what?" "Your standards, hey I'm (insert name here)"
Hey, what just tell?
Your standards.
Did you drop something
Hopefully your standards, Hi I’m u/Yeeetboiii
Your standards needs to be stoned...
Cause they need to be high...
Hy there you drop something!
Your standards, my I have your number.
Hey baby, I'm starting to think I have low standards?
Anyways Happy anniversary
Hey girl
Heard you were desperate. I'M asking you out to seehow low your standards are
Hey girl are you standards?
Because I don't have you, but I'd love to
Hey I think you dropped something
Hopefully your standards, Hi I’m Ben