You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?

I think you dropped something

What?
Your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?

Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Hey you dropped something..

Hopefully your standards. what’s up

The only thing dropping tonight is our clothes, not our standards.

So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

Girl, you are not the girl to drop your standards. And that is why I am the only guy here for you tonight.

Are you a standardized test? Because I got the pencil to fill your bubble in.

Excuse me, you dropped something. Your standards. Hi I am just right for you.

Babe, the only thing I ain't dropping is my standards. And that is why the only one I want is you.

Hey girl, you dropped something.

G: "what"

Me: "your standards. hi, my name is josh."

Excuse me ma'am. You dropped something.

She looks down and then back to you

Your standards. Hi my name is...

I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.

Of course you're beautiful. I don't believe in colonized standards of beauty.

Hey I think you dropped something

Your standards, hi I’m (name)

"Wow, a 5 for Aiya Napa? You must have high adventure standards! Any places you'd rate a perfect 10?"

"Fair enough, your standards are high. Just like my interest in getting to know you better."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your standards and apparently, I need to find a higher route."

"Are you Romanian? Because you've raised my standards as high as the Carpathian Mountains."

"Well, I may not match your Eastern European standards, but I promise to bring my A-game. Cheers to friendly competition!"

"Your school uniform might pass all standards, but your beauty is certainly off the charts."

"Are you Megan Thee Stallion? Because your beauty is setting a new standard just like her chart-topping hits."

"Girl, your high standards are reminiscent of a symphony; they create the perfect harmony with my pursuit of excellence."

Hey you think your standards are low?

Well I can get them lower

"Well, I must admit your standards are high, how about we raise the bar over coffee tomorrow?"

"Is your name JDM? Because just like Japanese Domestic Market, you're specifically made to exceed all standards."

"I've seen many beautiful faces, but yours? It sets a new standard - it's divine art laced with seduction."

"Tameka, you're so stunning, Westfield called. They need you to raise their beauty standards!"

"So, do you think you like that? How about exploring a new standard of happiness with me?"

"Your uniform may be standard, yet in my eyes, you shine like the top grade, simply divine."

"Just like my standards, I'm always high, but you're the only one who takes me higher."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, even though my standards are set pretty high."

"Is your name 'Mean'? Because you've set a new standard, outshining even the queens of my dreams."

"Though I'm tall in stature, my greatest height is my standard of treating a lady like you with respect and charm."

"Hey Ellie, if you're the 'Golden' standard, then I must be an adventurer, because I can't stop looking for my treasure."

"Work was pretty standard, but I find our conversation much more captivating. You add a lot more excitement to my day."

"Seeing a woman as stunning as you, I stand taller than 6 feet, aiming to match your high standards and ambitions."

"Lucky for you, my witty banter and dark humor come standard with these captivating brown eyes."

"Looks like your profile has high standards like you, should I try impressing it once more with a follow?"

"You know, I've been doing extra squats just to meet your high standards of thick thighs, care for a preview?"

"Are you a hygienist? Because your standards of cleanliness make me want to explore all your depths."

"I guess my voice has a high standard to meet now! Should we give it a try with a quick call soon?"

"You seem like a man of high standards; how about giving me a chance to exceed them?"

"You know, I'm quite picky, but when I saw you, all my standards became one: someone exactly like you."

"I thought rainbows were beautiful, but your pink hair just set a whole new standard of beauty."

"Is your name OSHA? Because you just set my heart's safety standards sky-high."

"Your beauty, Gurleen, sets a new standard, one even the stars would struggle to match."

"Your 'no' just told me you've got standards. Challenge accepted, because I aim to exceed expectations."

"If I said I don't deserve you, would you lower your standards and let me elevate mine?"

"Did you just delete your standards? Because here I am, bringing the 'less' in 'flawless.'"

Hey i think you dropped something

My standards nice to meet you

"From Mars, huh? No wonder we've never met before, you've been setting the bar too high for earthly standards."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your pants, my standards disappear for a second round."

"I understand you have high standards, but I promise I'm like a rare vintage, better with time."

"Excuse me, but are your standards as high as my F2 racing season rankings? Because I'm used to reaching the top."

Hey, did you drop something?

Person A: No
Person B: Yeah, you did! Your standards

"I hope your standards aren't as high as this compilation, because I can't promise to not fall for you."

Are you a factory before labor standards?

Cuz i wanna put some kids in you

"Are you flying first class? Because those black stockings are setting a high standard of beauty."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because, girl, you're looking right and certainly measure up to my standards."

"I thought I was cute until you walked in and set a whole new standard for sweetness."

Hey you dropped something

Hopefully your standards hi I'm (insert name here)

"I'm sorry if these chairs are not up to your standard, but my face is always available for your royal comfort."

"Indeed, it's Mason. But I see you've already raised the standards here, haven't you?"

"Are you sure you're not Lithuania's top export? Because you've surely raised the standard of beauty worldwide."

There are 52 cards in a standard deck...

...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want

"Oh really? Hope they're as stylish as you are, because my standards have been elevated since knowing you."