Top 42 Standards Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Standards pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Excuse me, you dropped something...
...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**
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Excuse me, you dropped something...
Your standards, hi I'm LeRedditist
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Hey hun, I'd like to implement some transparency standards on you.
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Want to see my Demacian Standard?
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You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?
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I think you dropped something
What?
Your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date? -
Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?
Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
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Hey you dropped something..
Hopefully your standards. what’s up
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So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said
"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?" -
Hey, you dropped something.
Her: "What?"
Your standards. Hi I'm /u/Rinnegale, nice to meet you.
Funny standards pickup lines
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something...
It was your standards, Hello my name is _______
Excuse me ma'am. You dropped something.
She looks down and then back to you
Your standards. Hi my name is...
Hey girl, you dropped something.
G: "what"
Me: "your standards. hi, my name is josh."
Hey I think you dropped something
Your standards, hi I’m (name)
Hey you think your standards are low?
Well I can get them lower
Hey, did you drop something?
Person A: No
Person B: Yeah, you did! Your standards
Are you a factory before labor standards?
Cuz i wanna put some kids in you
Hey you dropped something
Hopefully your standards hi I'm (insert name here)
There are 52 cards in a standard deck...
...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want
Me: Hey you drop something
Her: What did I drop
Me: Your standards, Hi I’m (insert name)
Hey girl you dropped something.
"Hey girl you dropped something", "what?" "Your standards, hey I'm (insert name here)"
Did you drop something
Hopefully your standards, Hi I’m u/Yeeetboiii
Your standards needs to be stoned...
Cause they need to be high...
So there's this girl at my school which is a junior(I think this is how the first year is called)and is pretty etc.
What could I say to open a casual conversation with her? I know that shit is different for everyone but there should be something as a standard for every situation.
Hy there you drop something!
Your standards, my I have your number.
Hey girl are you standards?
Because I don't have you, but I'd love to
Hey I think you dropped something
Hopefully your standards, Hi I’m Ben
Hey girl, did you drop something?
(She looks around) I don’t think so...
Yes you did, you dropped your standards. Hi, I’m Ethan!
It was maybe already here but well..
Did you drop something
Hopefully your standards
Hey baby, I'm starting to think I have low standards?
Anyways Happy anniversary
Hi. My name is BrojobBiggs, I can only stay for a second but I really need a woman's opinion on something...
All joking aside if you want a pickup line that gets you from A to B this should be your go to standard. It establishes you as a non threat by creating a false time constraint and engages the woman's most cherished desire: the urge to talk about her opinions. Escalate as per local norms.
Hey girl
Heard you were desperate. I'M asking you out to seehow low your standards are