Top 44 Standards Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Standards pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Excuse me, you dropped something...

   ...your standards, hi I’m **insert name here**

2. Excuse me, you dropped something...

   Your standards, hi I'm LeRedditist

3. Hey hun, I'd like to implement some transparency standards on you.

4. Hey girl i think you dropped something...

   Your standards, hey im ... :)

5. *taps on girls shoulder* Hey you dropped something.

   Your standards, Hi I'm (insert name).

6. Want to see my Demacian Standard?

7. You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?

8. I think you dropped something

   What?
   Your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?

9. Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

   Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

10. Hey you dropped something..

    Hopefully your standards. what’s up

Funny standards pickup lines

Hey, did you hear that sound?
"What sound?"/"What?"/etc

I think I just heard the sound of you dropping your standards.

So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

Hey, you dropped something.

Her: "What?"
Your standards. Hi I'm /u/Rinnegale, nice to meet you.

Hey girl, you dropped something.

G: "what"

Me: "your standards. hi, my name is josh."

Excuse me ma'am. You dropped something.

She looks down and then back to you

Your standards. Hi my name is...

I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.

Of course you're beautiful. I don't believe in colonized standards of beauty.

Hey I think you dropped something

Your standards, hi I’m (name)

Hey you think your standards are low?

Well I can get them lower

Hey, did you drop something?

Person A: No
Person B: Yeah, you did! Your standards

Are you a factory before labor standards?

Cuz i wanna put some kids in you

Hey you dropped something

Hopefully your standards hi I'm (insert name here)

Me: Hey you drop something

Her: What did I drop
Me: Your standards, Hi I’m (insert name)

Hey girl you dropped something.

"Hey girl you dropped something", "what?" "Your standards, hey I'm (insert name here)"

Hey, what just tell?

Your standards.

Did you drop something

Hopefully your standards, Hi I’m u/Yeeetboiii

Your standards needs to be stoned...

Cause they need to be high...

It was maybe already here but well..

Did you drop something

Hopefully your standards

Hey girl, did you drop something?

(She looks around) I don’t think so...
Yes you did, you dropped your standards. Hi, I’m Ethan!

Hey girl are you standards?

Because I don't have you, but I'd love to

Hey girl

Heard you were desperate. I'M asking you out to seehow low your standards are

Hey baby, I'm starting to think I have low standards?

Anyways Happy anniversary

Hy there you drop something!

Your standards, my I have your number.