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Top 50 Short Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Short pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You remind me of my pinky toe

    Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

  2. Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
    Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

  3. You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

  4. Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

  5. Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that. Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.

  6. Im short, so I like to hit it from the back.

  7. Are those vale tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?

  8. I may play short but I go deep.

  9. Girl you're like the halo 3 campaign, short but mind blowing.

  10. T Rex had arms so short he couldn't hug you. Good thing I can.

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Funny short pickup lines

I found some crabs in my shorts. Want to see?

My name is Ava.

....which is short for Available ;)

(but you can call me anytime)

Is Alex short for Alexus?

Because most of the girls here are Toyota’s but you’re above.

Jean short dropper

Damn girl are you a laundry basket because I'm gonna take my clothes off and fill you up

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You're short, ginger, and wearing green. You're basically a leprechaun.

Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?
Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

You can eat my shorts.

Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!

I need one

I need a pick up line for a short girl

I’m short AF,

Gimme some of your inches.

(Only works for short ppl. Or ig if you’re shorter than the desired person 🤔)

Hey girl, my love for you is like sharting.

Some might think it's just a short breeze, but I expect a more solid outcome.

What kind of Uber are you?

Long or short rides?

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Working Short tinder opener

Y’know Im a lot like life

Short but you can enjoy while you can.

Are you death?

Because I kinda fear you but most of the time I want you. But really is there any true meaning for my affection of you, I mean we are just two insignificant specks of dust in this cosmic plane of existence, so none of this really matters, you could say yes and that would give me momentary happiness, but in the end it truly doesn't matter. Our mutual love could end in happiness or depair but in the end, nothing truely matters, and if you say no I may be disappointed for a short while, but chances are I will just move on to the next potential mate because of my primal engineering.

Girl you’re pretty short

How about I give you an extra 8”

I may be short,

but I can show you something that isn't

You remind me of my pinky toe...

...you're short, cute and I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table tonight

What nickname do you give a short Italian guy whos favorite film is rocky?

Italian pony , because like pony's im half the size but twice as fun to ride.

Clever lines for Vday notes

Anyone haves clever short lines for a valentine's note?

Girl, you're like espresso.

Short, sweet, and hot as sin.

1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.

1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.

2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.

1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.

2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.

1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.

2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.

1. Ouch.

I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.

Its a cereal dumbass

You must be from Bermuda, because you’d look amazing in shorts.