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73 Short Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you looking for some short pick up lines to use? These short and sweet pick up lines work. They are short, funny, and cheesy. Use these to help you get the girl or guy that you love. Good luck with these pick up lines that are short.

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A good Short pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. You remind me of my pinky toe

    Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

  2. I'm ten cents short for a dinner for two...

    And you're the dime I need

  3. Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
    Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

  4. You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

  5. Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

  6. If I’m ever too short you can always add inches inside me

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What is a good Short pickup line?

Here are 73 short pick up lines for her and flirty short rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your short rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny short pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty short joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute short pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about short are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

Im short, so I like to hit it from the back.

Are those vale tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?

I may play short but I go deep.

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Smooth Short pickup line

Girl you're like the halo 3 campaign, short but mind blowing.

Death is what gives life meaning. To know your days are numbered. Your time is short.

T Rex had arms so short he couldn't hug you. Good thing I can.


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I found some crabs in my shorts. Want to see?

My name is Ava.

....which is short for Available ;)

(but you can call me anytime)

I’d like to permeate your endoplasmic reticulum? Sorry, all I got on short notice.

Is Alex short for Alexus?

Because most of the girls here are Toyota’s but you’re above.

Tiktok videos are short and sweet, just like you girl.


If you take a short position, I'll show you my long bond.

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Working Short tinder opener

You're short, ginger, and wearing green. You're basically a leprechaun.

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Try using funny and charming Short conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

Girl you’re so short

So let me put some inches on you

I may be short but my shadow is tall… and black

You can eat my shorts.

Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!

I’m short AF,

Gimme some of your inches.

(Only works for short ppl. Or ig if you’re shorter than the desired person 🤔)

Hey girl, my love for you is like sharting.

Some might think it's just a short breeze, but I expect a more solid outcome.

Life is short..

Life is short but our time together will be not.

Are you Gamestop?

Cause I want to get rid of your shorts.


What kind of Uber are you?

Long or short rides?

I have a friend with the last name Heims.. this is what I said to him today:

Is your last name short for Heimlich? Because you take my breath away!

Y’know Im a lot like life

Short but you can enjoy while you can.

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Are you death?

Because I kinda fear you but most of the time I want you. But really is there any true meaning for my affection of you, I mean we are just two insignificant specks of dust in this cosmic plane of existence, so none of this really matters, you could say yes and that would give me momentary happiness, but in the end it truly doesn't matter. Our mutual love could end in happiness or depair but in the end, nothing truely matters, and if you say no I may be disappointed for a short while, but chances are I will just move on to the next potential mate because of my primal engineering.

What nickname do you give a short Italian guy whos favorite film is rocky?

Italian pony , because like pony's im half the size but twice as fun to ride.

I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.

Its a cereal dumbass

Girl, you're like espresso.

Short, sweet, and hot as sin.

Girl you’re pretty short

How about I give you an extra 8”

Im short
Because the inches went somewhere else

How tall are you?

Because you seem a bit short and I think you could use a few inches inside of you.

You must be from Bermuda, because you’d look amazing in shorts.

1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.

1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.

2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.

1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.

2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.

1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.

2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.

1. Ouch.


I may be short,

but I can show you something that isn't

Are those vale tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?

You're so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives?

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Is that sunblock on your shorts, or are you just happy to see me?

Babe, do you want me to go short or go deep?

The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.

I can't get enough of short, balding guys with bad attitudes.

I like short guys. Oh, I'm not implying your short or anything!

Babe, long or short? Either way I got you.

Which direction should I go? Long or short?

My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density" 

Those short shorts look so good on you. I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.


I can’t lie: you are KILLIN’ it in those high-waisted shorts.

Excuse me… Do these shorts make me look fast?

Baby you'll be enhancing the duration of your short term memory tonight.. by saying my name all night long

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These flirty Short pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?

I only play in the short grass

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.

I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts

I'd never keep you on a short leash.

Gee I wish your Flow Chart is not short

Because life is short and you are hot.

I may look really short, but that’s only CGI.

Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I wanted to talk about your favorite stadium, mine being Lambeau Field.


Did you know you look good in short pants?

Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Because dat kiss is chunky!

You can eat my shorts. (The Simpsons – Bart)

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Short guys get me all flustered.

I want Black Friday prices and short lines everyday.

No no no... I did not attend the Del Mar Races Opening Day just to check out girls in short dresses and high heels.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Short love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Short chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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