I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, but...

I'd like to get to know U better

My friend just got eaten by a shark. Will you be my new one?

I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.

Do you want to touch me so my friends can say that an angel has touched me?

I have an oversize Friend in my pants!

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

Can you touch me ...so I can tell my friends I havs been touched by an angel.

Do you want to be friends with co-benifits?

You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...

Are you an Air bender? Because you and your friends all look pretty dead to me.

Do you like to dance?

Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

I've got a few friends at the IRS. Got any enemies?

Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

Bring your imaginary friend.

Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

I'm a close personal friend of Superman.

Can you help me bury my friend? He's really long and stiff.

I saw you and was so stunned, my friend asked "Dude, Guatemala with you?"

I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much.

Maybe we could be more than eco-friendly.

Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?

Hey baby... 1+1=3, so is your friend free tonight too?

Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and we'll share you around my friends.

You are a great friend...

Any chance you come with benifits?

I used to say to girls- my 5 best friends are who where when why and what and how

Can I take picture with you ?

I just wanna prove to my friends that angels do exist

Are you a really hard homework? Because I would rather do you myself rather than copy my friend's answers.

Surfboards are season-friendly. They last longer than you can imagine.

Does your job offer medical and dental?

I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

Do you know mechanics make great friends with benefits? Because we screw, nut, and bolt.

My friends call me Justin...

But you can call me tonight.

I am a mobile-friendly website, you can use me anywhere any time.

F is for friends who do stuff together!

Girl, are you the NSA?

Because I wouldn't mind if you shared my n**... among your friends.

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, in your bed.

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so s**... when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

My friends call me mike...

My friends call me mike. You can call me tonight. ;)

Do you think we will be friends forever?

My friends over there want your number

So they’ll know where I be in the morning.

Girl, did you drop something? Because here's the $100 that my friend bet that you wouldn't go out with me tonight.

Say hollow to my little friend!

Friendship is magic. Would you be my magical friend with benefits?

I took great cleave, so feel free to bring a friend. 😉

Girl, are you looking for a Shopify theme? I am always responsive and mobile friendly. You can do me and access me anytime.

Michael: I’ll say this to you, my friend, with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom of the universe. Take it s**....

Do you have X-ray vision?

I'd say I just wanna be friends but I know you'd see right through me.

A shark ate my only friend...will you be my new one?

Can you grab my face

So I can tell my friends I have been touched by an Angel ?

A little sugar for the sweetest friend a person could ask for.

Most flowers are bisexual, and I see you came here with a friend.

My friends call me Sugar Lips — wanna find out why?

Do you like to dance?

Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

I don't have friends

I don't have friends,
I only have family,
So please marry me

Did you know I was a monopoly board? Because you and your friends could land on me all night long?

If you were a pony, I would rather ride you than to be friend with you.

I don't have friends. I got family.

"Let's disregard my friend's impression, and allow me to captivate you with my genuine interest and respect."

"Are you a bad WiFi signal? Because I'm feeling a real connection, despite the poor judgment my friends claim I have."

"Are we friends, or a package deal? Because with you, I get beauty, charm, and a potential benefit."

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate.

"Is there a course on 'how to be you'? Because, darling, you've mastered the art of perfection."

"Sei la mia pizza preferita, senza di te, tutto sembra insipido."
(You are my favorite pizza, without you, everything seems tasteless.)

"Need a guy friend who can make your heart flutter and still respect boundaries? I'm right here."

"In our friendship's maze, you're my glowing star, how about we explore what more than friends we are?"

"Eres mi amigo, pero cuando te miro, veo más que eso. ¿Puedo tener el mapa a tu corazón, guapo?"

"Il tuo sorriso è come una poesia in spagnolo, posso esplorarlo stasera?"
Translation: Your smile is like a poem in Spanish, can I explore it tonight?

"Even across screens, your vibe is captivating. How about we upgrade our pixels to a real-life coffee date?"

"From best friends to lovers, how about we turn our story into a cliché?"

"Is it wrong that I can't stop thinking about how stunning my friend looks every time I see you?"

"Is it too cliché to fall for my best friend's brother, or does your smile make it a worthy plot twist?"

"Well, in that case, let's be enemies. That should keep things interesting!"

"If you were a dragon, I'd brave any fire just to be your favorite human—sorry, sister!"

"We're just friends with benefits, but your allure makes me wish for a lifetime membership."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I say your name, everyone disappears. Let’s make some new friends together!"

"I may not be a general, but I can definitely see you're my major attraction - Israel's finest soldier."

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"If you were a book, I’d read you all night long—your plot twists are just too irresistible to put down."

"Just like Sabito, your kindness shines through your quiet demeanor. You're truly a remarkable soul."

"Are you made of water? Because you flow with such grace and calmness, just like Giyuu."

"Xiao, you're a melody in this noisy crowd, your beauty sings to me, soft and loud."

"Are you the secret to perfection? Because everything you touch, especially my thoughts, turns extraordinary."

Are you a couch? Because I feel like I could binge-watch you for hours.

"Are you a dragon? Because my heart feels like it’s on fire every time I see you and your sister!"

Life’s too short for strict definitions! I’m all for exploring what “us” could mean without rushing into titles. What do you think?

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes during our boring lectures.

"You're my infinity's end, my heart's godly trend, may I be your soul’s friend, till eternity's blend?"

"Are you made of darkness and mystery? Because I can't resist the allure of your hidden depths."

Can I follow you? Because my friends told me to follow my dreams, and you're in them.

I understand how you feel. Maybe we can start fresh and I can show you what real love feels like. Let's give it a shot!

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you, but we're still in the friend zone."

No worries, have a great time! Looking forward to chatting more when you're back. Enjoy your evening!

"You know, we've been friends for a while, but your smile still makes my heart skip a beat."

"Only my closest friends know this, but your beauty is the password to my heart's secret code."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed in my sensory-friendly heart.

My friends and family often joke that I'm the resident clown with a heart of gold - always there to bring laughter and support!

"Just like Chandler, I too could be your lobster, and trust me, I'm much funnier when I'm not on a break!"

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, even the 'I'm feeling lucky' option."

"Your art stole my gaze, but it's your blue eyes that truly amaze."

"Nice! I'm into photography, jazz music and occasionally indulging in Netflix marathons. Ever tried cooking something exotic?"

"I understand you don't want to be my best friend, but would you consider being my only one?"

"You know, as a friend, I've always found your laughter to be my favorite sound."

"Well, who says we need labels? Does 'partners in crime for stolen kisses' sound better to you?"

"Είσαι η θεωρία της σχετικότητας, γιατί όταν είμαι κοντά σου, ο χρόνος απλά σταματά." (You're like the theory of relativity because when I'm near you, time just stops.)

"Is your name Greenest Flag? Because you've got me surrendering faster than the most eco-friendly pirate."

"Well, maybe we won't be friends, but could we possibly explore the perks of being more than that?"

"Oh, you're quite the poet, with verses brimming galore. But negativity is a trait, I certainly deplore."

Thanks, darling. My friends say I'm a mix of mischief and loyalty, and my family calls me their heartbreaker. 😉

"In a world of hustle, your smile is a gem,
With beauty and grace, you outshine them all, my friend."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the friend zone password!"

"No worries, we can always be friends. Friendship adds more colors to our life anyway!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by the same friend-zone again?"

"Your sweetness is contagious, Sweety. Even your cat took up the name, can I be next in line?"

"Ever considered saving water by showering together? It's eco-friendly and the view is breathtaking."

"Don't worry about war, sweetheart. The only battle I'd wage is for your heart, my beautiful Israeli friend."

"Is our friendship a joke to you? Because whenever I see you, I always end up laughing in love."

"Who needs a map for treasures? Because I think I just found the golden route to an amazing friendship with you."

"Sei un mago? Perché ogni volta che ti guardo, tutti gli altri scompaiono."
Translation: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

"You know, as friends, we're like two volumes of the same book. How about we start writing our own romance chapter?"

"Our friendship is the best story, but your charm could be the perfect sequel—how about it?"

"You must be my best friend in disguise, because when we're together, it feels like a never-ending sleepover."

"Your love for family and animals is inspiring, could we add a new member, called 'us'?"

"Sei il mio sole dopo la pioggia, posso essere la tua luna piena stasera?" (You are my sun after the rain, can I be your full moon tonight?)

"You're a masterpiece of indie rock and classic sonatas; can I be the rhythm to your melody?"

"Sei il mio amico, ma quando ti guardo, vedo un fuoco ardente che desidero esplorare."

"Absolutely! Your captivating smile alone would have drawn me in, convinced me to set my shyness aside, and initiate a conversation."

"Is your boyfriend a thief? Because he stole my perfect woman before I could meet her."

"Is there an advice for how to steal your heart? Because clearly, you're the expert in everything."

"Ever considered swapping our titles? From 'my best friend's brother' to 'the guy who stole my heart'."

"Hailey, let's upgrade our connection from Wi-Fi to Bluetooth - closer and with more benefits."