Top 12 Chuck Norris Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Chuck Norris chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Take it from me sweetheart, Chuck Norris ain’t got nuthin on me!
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Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.
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My cock isn't hard, the world is just soft.
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Now!
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That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were on you i'd be cumming too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have sex, he merely let's divine intervention happen.
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I've justbeat up god & the devil... come dance with me.
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I don't penetrate you, your vagina just has a magnetic reaction to my penis.
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Hey Baby....I'm Chuck Norris!
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Can I borrow a quarter to call my dying mother?
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I'm Chuck Norris