50 Morty Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Morty rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about morty, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Morty Pickup Lines

A good Morty hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Rigor mortis, know what I mean?
Are you ready to get sexually assimilated?
Girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled d**....
I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your b**... 2nite.
Swiggity swooty can I c**... on your booty?
Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

Short and cute morty pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about morty are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Well, ok. It's rigor mortis. But I'm still happy to see you!

Girl you are special, out of infinite dimension you are the only one saying no.

That's not rigor mortis, I'm just happy to see you.

Once rigor mortis sets in, I can go all night!

Babe, you are my one and only Morty.

Do you watch Rick and Morty?

Forget about the Vindicators, let's see what this PussyBreaker can do.

Cheesy morty Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Get Schwifty with me this Valentine´s Day.

Girl are you meeseeks? I want you to complete one simple task and disappear.

Girl you are special, out of inifinite dimension you are the only one saying no.

Girl, I ain't leaving until I get a selfie.

Girl, let's get on some wild adventures!

Hey baby, I am just a lonely Rick looking for his Morty. Will you help me find him?

Hey girl, are you a MeeSeeks? Because I want you to complete one simple task and then disappear.

Corny morty Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Morty conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey girl, did you know that Rick & Morty is the best Halloween costume? Because even if there are 30 other Rick & Mortys at the party, it makes the perfect sense.

Hey girl, do you want to squanch?

I need you more than Rick needs Morty.

I need you more than Rick needs Szechwan sauce.

Do you want to have kiss with me. It’s ok, I can just hop dimensions until I find one where you say yes. And we can have kiss then.”

I’ve been watching you drink , I get the feeling you’ve got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you; that´s the job I want. Part time. Full time. I wanna be good at it, bad at it. I wanna get promoted, fired. Corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. I´m on my knees,. Praying, worshipping, begging. Whatever you want. What do you think about that?”

If I were a Meeseeks I´d stay at your side for at least three days.

In an infinite number of universes, I´d pick you in all of them.

Let´s go back to my place and re-watch all seasons of Rick & Morty.

Let’s get riggity riggity wrecked girl!

Are you the Rick and Morty fan? Because I want to leave you on edge for a long kiss time.

Ooooh yeah! Can do!

A good morty Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Morty hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Remember me? No? I must have used mind blowers on you. Here let me refresh your memory.

Rick potion babe?

Show me what you got under that shirt.

Show me what you got!

Squanch?

We gotta get naked so the Somalian space pirates can´t see us.

Would you have a better relationship with me than Jerry and Beth?

Hey, wanna Rigor my Mortis?

Well, okay. It's rigor mortis. But I'm still happy to see you!

Well, okay. It’s rigor mortis. But I’m still happy to see you! (Zombie)

Rigor mortis means lasting power.

What's your n**... race? Show me what you got under that shirt.

No matter where you are in the universe, I'll always teleport to you.

You’re a fine piece of kiss and I can prove it mathematically.

“BOOO! NOT COOL!

Hey, take your pants off, it’s schwifty time today!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Morty love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Morty chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.