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Top 50 Morty Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Morty pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Morty tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Rigor mortis, know what I mean?

  2. Are you ready to get sexually assimilated?

  3. Girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled Dick.

  4. I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your butthole 2nite.

  5. Swiggity swooty can I cum on your booty?

  6. Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

  7. Well, ok. It's rigor mortis. But I'm still happy to see you!

  8. Girl you are special, out of infinite dimension you are the only one saying no.

  9. That's not rigor mortis, I'm just happy to see you.

  10. Once rigor mortis sets in, I can go all night!


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Forget about the Vindicators, let's see what this PussyBreaker can do.

Get Schwifty with me this Valentine´s Day.

Girl are you meeseeks? I want you to complete one simple task and disappear.

Girl you are special, out of inifinite dimension you are the only one saying no.

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Girl, let's get on some wild adventures!

Hey baby, I am just a lonely Rick looking for his Morty. Will you help me find him?

Hey baby, let´s get naked, cuddle, eat food, and just lay in bed and watch Rick & Morty all day long.

Hey girl, are you a MeeSeeks? Because I want you to complete one simple task and then disappear.

Hey girl, did you know that Rick & Morty is the best Halloween costume? Because even if there are 30 other Rick & Mortys at the party, it makes the perfect sense.

Hey girl, do you want to squanch?

Hey, take your pants off, it’s schwifty time today!

Hi I´m Mr. Meeseeks! Look at meee!

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I need you more than Rick needs Morty.

I need you more than Rick needs Szechwan sauce.

Do you want to have kiss with me. It’s ok, I can just hop dimensions until I find one where you say yes. And we can have kiss then.”

I’ve been watching you drink , I get the feeling you’ve got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you; that´s the job I want. Part time. Full time. I wanna be good at it, bad at it. I wanna get promoted, fired. Corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. I´m on my knees,. Praying, worshipping, begging. Whatever you want. What do you think about that?”

If I were a Meeseeks I´d stay at your side for at least three days.

In an infinite number of universes, I´d pick you in all of them.

Let´s go back to my place and re-watch all seasons of Rick & Morty.

Let’s get riggity riggity wrecked girl!

No matter where you are in the universe, I'll always teleport to you.

Ooooh yeah! Can do!

Remember me? No? I must have used mind blowers on you. Here let me refresh your memory.