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Top 50 Morty Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Morty chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Rigor mortis, know what I mean?

  2. Well, ok. It's rigor mortis. But I'm still happy to see you!

  3. Once rigor mortis sets in, I can go all night!

  4. That's not rigor mortis, I'm just happy to see you.

  5. Are you ready to get sexually assimilated?

  6. Are you the Rick and Morty fan? Because I want to leave you on edge for a long ass time.

  7. Are you the Rick to my Morty? Because you look like you've got your priorities in order.

  8. Babe, my portal gun is going to take you places.

  9. Babe, you are my one and only Morty.

  10. Do you want to have sex with me. It’s ok, I can just hop dimensions until I find one where you say yes. And we can have sex then.”

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Do you watch Rick and Morty?

Forget about the Vindicators, let's see what this PussyBreaker can do.

Get Schwifty with me this Valentine´s Day.

Girl are you meeseeks? I want you to complete one simple task and disappear.

Girl you are special, out of inifinite dimension you are the only one saying no.

Girl, I ain't leaving until I get a selfie.

Girl, let's get on some wild adventures!

Girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled Dick.

Hey baby, I am just a lonely Rick looking for his Morty. Will you help me find him?

Hey baby, let´s get naked, cuddle, eat food, and just lay in bed and watch Rick & Morty all day long.

Hey girl, are you a MeeSeeks? Because I want you to complete one simple task and then disappear.

Hey girl, did you know that Rick & Morty is the best Halloween costume? Because even if there are 30 other Rick & Mortys at the party, it makes the perfect sense.

Hey girl, do you want to squanch?

Hey, take your pants off, it’s schwifty time today!

Hi I´m Mr. Meeseeks! Look at meee!

I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your butthole 2nite.

I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away!

I need you more than Rick needs Morty.

I need you more than Rick needs Szechwan sauce.

I’ve been watching you drink , I get the feeling you’ve got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you; that´s the job I want. Part time. Full time. I wanna be good at it, bad at it. I wanna get promoted, fired. Corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. I´m on my knees,. Praying, worshipping, begging. Whatever you want. What do you think about that?”

If I were a Meeseeks I´d stay at your side for at least three days.

In an infinite number of universes, I´d pick you in all of them.

Let´s go back to my place and re-watch all seasons of Rick & Morty.

Let’s get riggity riggity wrecked girl!

No matter where you are in the universe, I'll always teleport to you.