Top 6 Irritating Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Irritating chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I dont like sand

   It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

2. Hostile humour

   If you were a booger, I would pick you because you're so fucking irritating.

3. I don't like sand.

   It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

4. Hey, do you have a cough drop?

   Men - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Irritating You Vagus Nerve
   
   (A nerve that makes you cough, if a girl gives you blowy, she may cough.)
   
   Women - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Letting You Irritate My Vagus Nerve

5. You're no irritable grizzly but right now I'm eating you up.

6. I am multi-talented! I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time!