Top 7 Irritating Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Irritating pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Irritating conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I hate sand

   Its coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

2. I don’t like sand...

   It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...

3. I dont like sand

   It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

4. Hey, do you have a cough drop?

   Men - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Irritating You Vagus Nerve
   
   (A nerve that makes you cough, if a girl gives you blowy, she may cough.)
   
   Women - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Letting You Irritate My Vagus Nerve

5. I don't like sand.

   It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

6. You're no irritable grizzly but right now I'm eating you up.

7. I am multi-talented! I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time!