Top 7 Irritating Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Irritating pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I don’t like sand...

   It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...

2. I dont like sand

   It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

3. Hostile humour

   If you were a booger, I would pick you because you're so fucking irritating.

4. Hey, do you have a cough drop?

   Men - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Irritating You Vagus Nerve
   
   (A nerve that makes you cough, if a girl gives you blowy, she may cough.)
   
   Women - Cause I Wouldnt Mind Letting You Irritate My Vagus Nerve

5. I don't like sand.

   It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

6. You're no irritable grizzly but right now I'm eating you up.

7. I am multi-talented! I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time!