Top 18 Peeling Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Peeling chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Dang girl are you a banana?
Cause I want to peel off your skin
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Ayy gurl you wanna rub Aloe-Vera on my burnt peeling skin?
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Hey girl, do you like bananas?
Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Hey girl, are you a banana?
'Cause you look very a-peeling.
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If I drop a banana peel in front of you...
Would you fall for me?
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Hey girl, are you an orange?
Because I want to peel your skin off and eat you piece by piece
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Damn boy/girl, are you a banana?
Because I wanna peel off your skin and eat you.
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Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?
That's probably why you're so a-peeling
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Are you a potato?
Cause I wanna peel your skin and eat you
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I'm an apple and you're a banana, why would I kiss you?
I find you a peeling.
Funny peeling pickup lines
Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever
Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them.
“Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!”
AND
“You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!”
Change them up a little. For example:
“You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.”
If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery
Good luck boys!
Her: This is my dog, Pilaf!
Me: As in, Peel off my panties?
Why don't we peel back your mantle a bit and have a peek.
Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana)
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?