35 Peeling Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Peeling rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about peeling, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Peeling Pickup Lines

A good Peeling hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Dang girl are you a banana?

Cause I want to peel off your skin
Tell me you're a banana

Cause I find you a peeling !
Ayy gurl you wanna rub Aloe-Vera on my burnt peeling skin?
Do you have some bananas? Because you give me all the peels.
Babe, are you a doctor. My banana isn't peeling well.
You must be the one for me because you make me peel good.

Short and cute peeling pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about peeling are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Want some bananas? Because girl I got some very good peelings about you.

You got lemons? Because I have peelings for you.

Babe, you need to be extra nice to my bananas, you know why? You don’t want to hurt my peelings.

Do you know that you are a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

Hey girl, do you like bananas?

Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

For women to men: are you a monkey? 'Cause I'd love to peel your banana
;)

Babe are you a banana, because I want to peel you and eat you out.

Cheesy peeling Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Do you know the different between me and a banana? Banana slips out of its peels, mine will slip right in yours.

You are like a banana to me, because I peel you in my heart.

(Bard) My Sonic Vibration will peel you off tonight.

Are you a banana peel?

Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms

Hey girl, are you a banana?

'Cause you look very a-peeling.

If I drop a banana peel in front of you...

Would you fall for me?

Are you a jaffa cake because I want to peel off the chocolate and eat your jelly

(pick up line for a black person and you are a vampire)

Corny peeling Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Peeling conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels I guess that love is a banana peel

Are you a banana

Cuz I’d peel your skin off

You a banana?

Cause I wanna peel your skin off and eat your insides

Are you a potato?

Cause I wanna peel your skin and eat you

Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?
That's probably why you're so a-peeling

I'm an apple and you're a banana, why would I kiss you?

I find you a peeling.

Her: This is my dog, Pilaf!

Me: As in, Peel off my panties?

Why don't we peel back your mantle a bit and have a peek.

Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?

Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?

Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana)

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

A good peeling Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Peeling hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Peeling love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Peeling chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.