Top 22 Peeling Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Peeling pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Dang girl are you a banana?
Cause I want to peel off your skin
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Tell me you're a banana
Cause I find you a peeling !
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Ayy gurl you wanna rub Aloe-Vera on my burnt peeling skin?
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Hey girl, do you like bananas?
Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Are you a banana peel?
Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms
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Hey girl, are you a banana?
'Cause you look very a-peeling.
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If I drop a banana peel in front of you...
Would you fall for me?
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Hey girl, are you an orange?
Because I want to peel your skin off and eat you piece by piece
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Are you a jaffa cake because I want to peel off the chocolate and eat your jelly
(pick up line for a black person and you are a vampire)
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I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels I guess that love is a banana peel
Funny peeling pickup lines
Are you a banana
Cuz I’d peel your skin off
Damn boy/girl, are you a banana?
Because I wanna peel off your skin and eat you.
Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?
That's probably why you're so a-peeling
Are you a potato?
Cause I wanna peel your skin and eat you
Her: This is my dog, Pilaf!
Me: As in, Peel off my panties?
Why don't we peel back your mantle a bit and have a peek.
Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana)
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?