Top 35 Peeling Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Peeling pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Peeling conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Dang girl are you a banana?
Cause I want to peel off your skin
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Tell me you're a banana
Cause I find you a peeling !
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Ayy gurl you wanna rub Aloe-Vera on my burnt peeling skin?
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Do you have some bananas? Because you give me all the peels.
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Babe, are you a doctor. My banana isn't peeling well.
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Want some bananas? Because girl I got some very good peelings about you.
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You must be the one for me because you make me peel good.
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You got lemons? Because I have peelings for you.
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Do you know that you are a banana? Because I find you a peeling.
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Babe, you need to be extra nice to my bananas, you know why? You don’t want to hurt my peelings.
Working peeling pickup lines
Girl, asking you out is like taking off band aid. Should I peel off slowly, or rip off quickly?
Hey girl, do you like bananas?
Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
For women to men: are you a monkey? 'Cause I'd love to peel your banana
;)
Babe are you a banana, because I want to peel you and eat you out.
You are like a banana to me, because I peel you in my heart.
(Bard) My Sonic Vibration will peel you off tonight.
Are you a banana peel?
Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms
Hey girl, are you a banana?
'Cause you look very a-peeling.
If I drop a banana peel in front of you...
Would you fall for me?
Hey girl, are you an orange?
Because I want to peel your skin off and eat you piece by piece
Are you a jaffa cake because I want to peel off the chocolate and eat your jelly
(pick up line for a black person and you are a vampire)
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels I guess that love is a banana peel
You a banana?
Cause I wanna peel your skin off and eat your insides
Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?
That's probably why you're so a-peeling
Are you a potato?
Cause I wanna peel your skin and eat you
I'm an apple and you're a banana, why would I kiss you?
I find you a peeling.
Her: This is my dog, Pilaf!
Me: As in, Peel off my panties?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?
Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana)
Why don't we peel back your mantle a bit and have a peek.