Top 23 Peeling Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Peeling pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Peeling conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Dang girl are you a banana?
Cause I want to peel off your skin
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Tell me you're a banana
Cause I find you a peeling !
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Ayy gurl you wanna rub Aloe-Vera on my burnt peeling skin?
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Hey girl, do you like bananas?
Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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For women to men: are you a monkey? 'Cause I'd love to peel your banana
;)
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Hey girl, are you a banana?
'Cause you look very a-peeling.
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Are you a banana peel?
Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms
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If I drop a banana peel in front of you...
Would you fall for me?
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Hey girl, are you an orange?
Because I want to peel your skin off and eat you piece by piece
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Are you a jaffa cake because I want to peel off the chocolate and eat your jelly
(pick up line for a black person and you are a vampire)
Funny peeling pickup lines
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels I guess that love is a banana peel
Are you a banana
Cuz I’d peel your skin off
You a banana?
Cause I wanna peel your skin off and eat your insides
Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?
That's probably why you're so a-peeling
I'm an apple and you're a banana, why would I kiss you?
I find you a peeling.
Her: This is my dog, Pilaf!
Me: As in, Peel off my panties?
Why don't we peel back your mantle a bit and have a peek.
Am I ap-peeling to you? (Banana)
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?