Top 34 Jealous Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jealous pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I'm jealous of your heart..

   Because it's pumping inside of you ;)
   
   
   Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry

2. Girl I'm jealous of your shirt

   Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not

3. Meet me in the Romance section let's make Romeo & Juliet jealous.

4. I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.

5. Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

6. You're so hot you make the sun and stars jealous.

7. Im jealous of your heart

   Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
   Ps: please dont kill yourself

8. I am so jealous of your heart

   Coz it is pumping inside of you and i am not

9. I'm going to take you to Disney,

   And make all the princesses jealous.

10. Hey girl, I'm jealous of 2020

    Because it's screwing you and I'm not

Funny jealous pickup lines

I am jealous of your heart
It can pump inside you the whole day and i can't

Hey I'm jealous of your heart

Girl : what ? Why ?

Me : Because it's pumping inside you and I'm not

I’m jealous of your fan...

Cause it’s blowing you and I’m not

I'm jealous of your tongue...

It gets to stay inside you but not me

There is no way god made you.

Because if he did the angels would be jealous:)

I'm jealous of your tounge...
It gets to stay inside you but not me

Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....

So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance

You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.

Not to make it obvious that I like you or anything

But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera

I'm jealous of the blue jeans that you're wearing,

And the way they're holding you so tight.

I'm jealous of your heart...

Because it's pounding inside of you and I'm not.

The sparkle in your eyes is so bright

The sun must be jealous!

the sun: oof it's time for me to retire

*proceeds to explode*

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

¿Eres casada? Porque no soy celoso
(Are you married? Because I am not the jealous type)

Hasta el sol siente celos de la forma en que brillas
(Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine)

Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass.

Your beautiful big eyes will make Kate Moss jealous.

Hey girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous. Because you, truly, have it all.

Sure I could buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.

I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.

You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.

You're so hot, the sun is jealous.