Top 39 Jealous Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jealous pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Jealous conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I'm jealous of your heart..

   Because it's pumping inside of you ;)
   
   
   Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry

2. You know, I’m jealous of future me because he’s got your number and I don’t.

3. Girl I'm jealous of your shirt

   Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not

4. Meet me in the Romance section let's make Romeo & Juliet jealous.

5. I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.

6. Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

7. You're so hot you make the sun and stars jealous.

8. I’m jealous of your heart right now. Because it’s pounding inside you and I’m not.

9. Im jealous of your heart

   Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
   Ps: please dont kill yourself

10. I am so jealous of your heart

    Coz it is pumping inside of you and i am not

Funny jealous pickup lines

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U know, I'm very jealous of your lipstick. Would u mind if my lips take it's place?

I'm going to take you to Disney,

And make all the princesses jealous.

I'm jealous of your heart

Because it's over there just pounding away inside you and I'm not

I am jealous of your heart

It can pump inside you the whole day and i can't

You know, I'm pretty jealous of your arms

Because they get to be by your side

I am jealous of your heart. Because it’s pumping inside you and I am not.

I’m jealous of your fan...

Cause it’s blowing you and I’m not

I'm jealous of your tongue...

It gets to stay inside you but not me

Jealous because your bed is sleeping with you and I'm not

There is no way god made you.

Because if he did the angels would be jealous:)

I'm jealous of your tounge...

It gets to stay inside you but not me

I’m so jealous of your heart rn

Cause it’s beating inside you rn and I’m not

You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.

The sparkle in your eyes is so bright

The sun must be jealous!

the sun: oof it's time for me to retire

*proceeds to explode*

I'm jealous of your heart...

Because it's pounding inside of you and I'm not.

I'm jealous of the blue jeans that you're wearing,

And the way they're holding you so tight.

Not to make it obvious that I like you or anything

But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera

I'm jealous of your heart

It's pumping inside you and I'm not

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

¿Eres casada? Porque no soy celoso
(Are you married? Because I am not the jealous type)

Hasta el sol siente celos de la forma en que brillas
(Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine)

Your beautiful big eyes will make Kate Moss jealous.

You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.