Top 30 Jealous Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Jealous chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Girl I'm jealous of your shirt
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not
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Meet me in the Romance section let's make Romeo & Juliet jealous.
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I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.
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Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.
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You're so hot you make the sun and stars jealous.
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Im jealous of your heart
Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself -
I am so jealous of your heart
Coz it is pumping inside of you and i am not
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I'm going to take you to Disney,
And make all the princesses jealous.
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Hey girl, I'm jealous of 2020
Because it's screwing you and I'm not
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I'm jealous of your tongue...
It gets to stay inside you but not me
Funny jealous pickup lines
Damn you're so cool in this hot weather
That my freezer is jealous of you
There is no way god made you.
Because if he did the angels would be jealous:)
I'm jealous of your tounge...
It gets to stay inside you but not me
Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....
So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance
You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
I'm jealous of your heart...
Because it's pounding inside of you and I'm not.
I'm jealous of the blue jeans that you're wearing,
And the way they're holding you so tight.
Not to make it obvious that I like you or anything
But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera
I'm jealous of your heart
It's pumping inside you and I'm not
The sparkle in your eyes is so bright
The sun must be jealous!
the sun: oof it's time for me to retire
*proceeds to explode*
Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.
¿Eres casada? Porque no soy celoso
(Are you married? Because I am not the jealous type)
Hasta el sol siente celos de la forma en que brillas
(Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine)
Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass.
Your beautiful big eyes will make Kate Moss jealous.
You're so hot, the sun is jealous.
You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
Sure I could buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.
Hey girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous. Because you, truly, have it all.