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Top 23 Expensive Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Expensive pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Mmmmmmm..... You smell expensive!

  2. How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

  3. [Insert activity] would be pretty expensive,

    But spending time with you would be priceless

  4. Ey gurl, are you the American healthcare system?

    Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.

  5. Hello my name is Rich and I have expensive tastes.

  6. Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?

  7. Avocados are getting kind of expensive

    Can I smash you instead?

  8. Is this your real hair? Because I saw it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive!!!...so can I have your number?

  9. I like my women like I like my oscilloscopes, easy to read and expensive.

  10. Are you an apple product?

    Cause damn girl u r so expensive

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Funny expensive pickup lines

... in my van
Hey girl

You must be gasoline, because even though you expensive I still want to pump you in my van

Hey Girl!! Are you Popcorn??

Coz i wanna take you to Movie..
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But you are too expensive! ;•;

You look expensive, gurl

Her : what makes you think so?

Welp, you look like a walking Chanel to me. <3

Come on over to my place, I've got a free trial of a very expensive protein shake.

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You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?

How is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?

Girl you're so expensive my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.

Are your assets temporarily or permanently restricted? BC I'd spare no expense to unrestrict them

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make youp for certain shortages? Well I don't even own a car

Is this your real hair?

Because I saw it on a mannequin in the hairstore but it was real expensive!!!...so can I have your number?