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Top 50 I Love You Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty I Love You pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy I Love You conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl are you a glock 42

    Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm

  2. Hey girl, are you an American school?

    Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.

  3. Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

    -Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 

  4. In my opinion every love story is beautiful..

    But ours will definitely be my favorite

  5. My love for you is like a Windows update

    It goes on forever and ever

  6. Hey girl, are you a meaningful relationship?

    Cause I'd love to ruin you

  7. Hey girl are you history?

    Because I'd love to go down on you.

  8. I heard kissing is the language of love so...

    Do you wanna start a conversation?

  9. Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

    Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.

  10. I love your curves, baby,

    And your smile is my favorite one!

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If I had the choice between breathing or loving you

I'd say I love you with my last breath

Are you that one block of water?

Because I'd love to dive in you

Are you the i in Pixar?

Because I'd love to absolutely smash you before a movie

-or-

Because I'd love to bounce on you before a movie

Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

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My love for you is like the stars during the day....

You might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely.

You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....
But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.

Love is hard, so is writing,

but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

I'm no organ donor, but...

I'd love to give you my heart.

Ey girl are you a bed?

Cuz i love you

I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

Like i usually do With me sister..

Hey! We are like Nike and McDonald‘s

I‘m doing it and you‘re loving it

Are you a toaster?

Cuz I'd love to get in the bath with you

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Are you bedrock?

Because my love for you is unbreakable <3

Hey girl do you have a controller?

Cuz I would love to turn you on

Hey, are you nobody?

Cuz people have been sayin you love me since i was five.

Are you disgusting

Hey girl, are you disgusting cause people say boys only love one thing and its f***ing disgusting

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,
 How much I love you
 Is beyond your clue.

Alphabet starts with A BC

Number starts with 1 2 3

Music starts with Do Re Mi

So can love start with you and me

My love for you is like pi

Its never ending

Hey ma are you a toaster?

Because I'd love to take a bath with you

I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonalds because I'll be doing it and you'll be loving it

They say kissing is the language of love…

Let’s talk.

What is love ?

I don’t know, and I cant define it. But I think I can recognize it when I see it, and I’m looking at it now