Top 50 Hate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hate pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hate conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Girl are you my homework?

   Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

2. I bet dentists HATE you -

   There's no way they could improve your smile!

3. *sarcastic conversation about how much you hate your S/O* Yeah, I hate your guts

   I think I’ll rearrange them

4. I hate sand

   Its coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

5. Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

6. So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

7. Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.

8. I hate turkey. But I love you!

9. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.

10. I know how much you hate running but right now you're running through my mind.

Funny hate pickup lines

Whoever I be with, they got nothing on you. from "Hate Sleeping Alone"

Hey girl you wanna go to hot topic and talk about how much i hate my mom.

I hate chocolates but I love you.

You know what I hate about English?

There’s no “D” in “You”

I hate earth day. Want to take a ride in my hummer and go someplace with lots of air conditioning?

Do you hate any reference to Rupert Holmes?
… then come with me and escape!

I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.

Excuse me. I hate to interrupt, but it caught my attention . Could I get back ? It ‘s the only one that , to fall in love with you at first sight.

You know what I hate?

Her: what
You: that we’re strangers..

I hate chemistry!

Unless it's between you and me!

I hate FPS games because whenever I’m in game with you, I can’t take my eyes of you.

Do you hate periods?

I can make yours go away for 9 months

You're so beautiful when you hate the world.

Need help finishing this one..

Hey you must really hate pizzas...
continue..

I hate butterflies,

Because they don't let me get into you after you see me!

If I am ever to sweet, let me know,

I would hate to give you diabetes!

I see you hate the sun

Dw I have plenty of vitamin D

I hate when people say you cant have chips for dinner

Because you're a snack and I'll always eat you.

I hate to see you go

But I love watching you walk away 🤤

You're like Nickleback

A lot of people hate you, but I think you're okay every once in a while.

Blood is red. My wardrobe is black.

I don't hate you, as much as I hate Jack.

Girl id say you're the most beautiful girl in the world

but id be lying because you are my world and no one is more beautiful than you ;)

(I hate life love you all <3)

When i was a child

When i was a child, girls hated me because i pulled their hair.

Funny how times change.