Top 50 Hate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Hate chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
I bet dentists HATE you -

There's no way they could improve your smile!
Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?
Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.
I hate turkey. But I love you!
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
I know how much you hate running but right now you're running through my mind.
Whoever I be with, they got nothing on you. from "Hate Sleeping Alone"
Hey girl you wanna go to hot topic and talk about how much i hate my mom.

Funny hate pickup lines

I hate chocolates but I love you.

You know what I hate about English?

There’s no “D” in “You”

I hate earth day. Want to take a ride in my hummer and go someplace with lots of air conditioning?

I don't mean to be rude, and I'd hate to be crude

But that butt you've got looks good enough to be food

I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.

Excuse me. I hate to interrupt, but it caught my attention . Could I get back ? It ‘s the only one that , to fall in love with you at first sight.

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.
This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

I hate myself for this

Roses are red

violets are red

tulips are red

and my garden is on fire

You're so beautiful when you hate the world.

I see you hate the sun

Dw I have plenty of vitamin D

If I am ever to sweet, let me know,

I would hate to give you diabetes!

I hate when people say you cant have chips for dinner

Because you're a snack and I'll always eat you.

Imma try this

Why would I never be a straight sailor? I hate sea-men and moby dick.

You're like Nickleback

A lot of people hate you, but I think you're okay every once in a while.

Blood is red. My wardrobe is black.

I don't hate you, as much as I hate Jack.

Girl id say you're the most beautiful girl in the world

but id be lying because you are my world and no one is more beautiful than you ;)

(I hate life love you all <3)

When i was a child

When i was a child, girls hated me because i pulled their hair.

Funny how times change.

Roses are red

I hate my life
I hope I get my stomach cut open by a knife

Need some for a Eve

She hates puns

Can we do something about this /u/javedjarwar19 guy?

At first I thought it was a joke, but this guy (or robot) /u/javedjarwar19 just keeps posting his trucks for rent in Dubai. Mods, can we ban this guy or something? Hate to be a bother, but it's rather annoying.

Ben Shapiro must hate what you're doing to me

Cause all facts and logic disappear from my mind the moment I see you

One of my friends told me that girls hate oral

Want to help me prove them wrong ?

Girl id say your the most beautiful girl in the world

But id be lying because you are my world and no one is more beautiful than you ;)

(I hate life love you all <3)

Hey are you KFC?

Cuz I low-key hate you!

Good one or not?

Something about you makes me automatically hate your vibe, and yet here I am 🤷‍️