Top 50 hate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Hate chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. I bet dentists HATE you -

   There's no way they could improve your smile!

2. Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

3. So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

4. Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.

5. I hate turkey. But I love you!

6. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.

7. I know how much you hate running but right now you're running through my mind.

8. Whoever I be with, they got nothing on you. from "Hate Sleeping Alone"

9. Hey girl you wanna go to hot topic and talk about how much i hate my mom.

10. I hate chocolates but I love you.

Latest hate chat up lines

You know what I hate about English?
There’s no “D” in “You”

I hate earth day. Want to take a ride in my hummer and go someplace with lots of air conditioning?

I don't mean to be rude, and I'd hate to be crude

But that butt you've got looks good enough to be food

I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.

Excuse me. I hate to interrupt, but it caught my attention . Could I get back ? It ‘s the only one that , to fall in love with you at first sight.

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

You're so beautiful when you hate the world.

If I am ever to sweet, let me know,

I would hate to give you diabetes!

I see you hate the sun

Dw I have plenty of vitamin D

How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS

The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl.

You have a belief about it being hard!

Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy...

You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself.

You think you're not good enough.

Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you.

This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY"

You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level.

The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as

GOOD ENOUGH!

This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET

When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different.

You will become WOMEN MAGNET

You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY.

The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not.

This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women.

In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions:

Why am i trying to get every girl?

Why am i trying to win them over?

Why does it have to be so hard?

Why am i trying to prove myself to other people?

Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl?

MOST IMPORTANT ONE:

Why do i hate myself?

You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS.

BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so

If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below what answers came up

Peace

Imma try this

Why would I never be a straight sailor? I hate sea-men and moby dick.

You're like Nickleback

A lot of people hate you, but I think you're okay every once in a while.

Blood is red. My wardrobe is black.

I don't hate you, as much as I hate Jack.

Girl id say you're the most beautiful girl in the world

but id be lying because you are my world and no one is more beautiful than you ;)

(I hate life love you all <3)

When i was a child

When i was a child, girls hated me because i pulled their hair.

Funny how times change.

Roses are red, I really hate doors

If I’ll show you my dick, will you show me yours?

Need some for a Eve

She hates puns

Can we do something about this /u/javedjarwar19 guy?

At first I thought it was a joke, but this guy (or robot) /u/javedjarwar19 just keeps posting his trucks for rent in Dubai. Mods, can we ban this guy or something? Hate to be a bother, but it's rather annoying.

Ben Shapiro must hate what you're doing to me

Cause all facts and logic disappear from my mind the moment I see you

One of my friends told me that girls hate oral

Want to help me prove them wrong ?

Girl id say your the most beautiful girl in the world

But id be lying because you are my world and no one is more beautiful than you ;)


(I hate life love you all <3)

Hey are you KFC?

Cuz I low-key hate you!

Good one or not?

Something about you makes me automatically hate your vibe, and yet here I am 🤷‍️

I hate reciting vows but...

If the vows were with you, I wouldn’t mine ;)

Roses are red

I hate my life
I hope I get my stomach cut open by a knife