Top 50 Hate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hate pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Girl are you my homework?

   Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

2. I bet dentists HATE you -

   There's no way they could improve your smile!

3. Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

4. So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

5. Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.

6. I hate turkey. But I love you!

7. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.

8. Hey girl you wanna go to hot topic and talk about how much i hate my mom.

9. I know how much you hate running but right now you're running through my mind.

10. Whoever I be with, they got nothing on you. from "Hate Sleeping Alone"

Funny hate pickup lines

I hate chocolates but I love you.

You know what I hate about English?

There’s no “D” in “You”

I hate earth day. Want to take a ride in my hummer and go someplace with lots of air conditioning?

I don't mean to be rude, and I'd hate to be crude

But that butt you've got looks good enough to be food

Excuse me. I hate to interrupt, but it caught my attention . Could I get back ? It ‘s the only one that , to fall in love with you at first sight.

I hate FPS games because whenever I’m in game with you, I can’t take my eyes of you.

Do you hate periods?

I can make yours go away for 9 months

You're so beautiful when you hate the world.

I hate myself for this

Roses are red

violets are red

tulips are red

and my garden is on fire

I see you hate the sun

Dw I have plenty of vitamin D

If I am ever to sweet, let me know,

I would hate to give you diabetes!

I hate when people say you cant have chips for dinner

Because you're a snack and I'll always eat you.

Imma try this

Why would I never be a straight sailor? I hate sea-men and moby dick.

You're like Nickleback

A lot of people hate you, but I think you're okay every once in a while.

Blood is red. My wardrobe is black.

I don't hate you, as much as I hate Jack.

Girl id say you're the most beautiful girl in the world

but id be lying because you are my world and no one is more beautiful than you ;)

(I hate life love you all <3)

When i was a child

When i was a child, girls hated me because i pulled their hair.

Funny how times change.

Good one or not?

Something about you makes me automatically hate your vibe, and yet here I am 🤷‍️

Roses are red, I really hate doors

If I’ll show you my dick, will you show me yours?

Hey are you KFC?

Cuz I low-key hate you!

I don't hate you I am just not excited about your existence.

Roses are red

I hate my life
I hope I get my stomach cut open by a knife

Girl id say your the most beautiful girl in the world

But id be lying because you are my world and no one is more beautiful than you ;)


(I hate life love you all <3)