Top 50 Love Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Love chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. In my opinion every love story is beautiful..

   But ours will definitely be my favorite

2. My love for you is like a Windows update

   It goes on forever and ever

3. Hey girl are you history?

   Because I'd love to go down on you.

4. I heard kissing is the language of love so...

   Do you wanna start a conversation?

5. Is that a keg in your pants?

   Cause I’d love to tap that Ass

6. I love your curves, baby,

   And your smile is my favorite one!

7. Are you that one block of water?

   Because I'd love to dive in you

8. Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?

   Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.

9. My love for you is like the stars during the day....

   You might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely.

10. You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....

    But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.

Funny love pickup lines

Love is hard, so is writing,
but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

I'm no organ donor, but...

I'd love to give you my heart.

Ey girl are you a bed?

Cuz i love you

I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

Like i usually do With me sister..

Are you a toaster?

Cuz I'd love to get in the bath with you

Are you bedrock?

Because my love for you is unbreakable <3

Hey girl do you have a controller?
Cuz I would love to turn you on

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,
 How much I love you
 Is beyond your clue.

Alphabet starts with A BC

Number starts with 1 2 3

Music starts with Do Re Mi

So can love start with you and me

My love for you is like pi

Its never ending

Hey ma are you a toaster?

Because I'd love to take a bath with you

What is love ?

I don’t know, and I cant define it. But I think I can recognize it when I see it, and I’m looking at it now

Are you a tree?

Cuz i’d love to piss on u.

Do you like huge dicks?

Then you'll love my personality

My love will burn for you as long as a torch in Minecraft.

I love it when you watch me baste my bird.

My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

I love you. You complete me.

I'd love to get into your plants!

From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

Is your name Heskey?

Because I would love to take you out for Emile.

I’d love to explore your two towers.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

Do you believe in love at first set?