Top 50 Love Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Love pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl are you a glock 42

   Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm

2. Hey girl, are you an American school?

   Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.

3. Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

   -Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 

4. In my opinion every love story is beautiful..

   But ours will definitely be my favorite

5. My love for you is like a Windows update

   It goes on forever and ever

6. Hey girl, are you a meaningful relationship?

   Cause I'd love to ruin you

7. Hey girl are you history?

   Because I'd love to go down on you.

8. I heard kissing is the language of love so...

   Do you wanna start a conversation?

9. Is that a keg in your pants?

   Cause I’d love to tap that Ass

10. Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

    Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.

Funny love pickup lines

I love your curves, baby,
And your smile is my favorite one!

If I had the choice between breathing or loving you

I'd say I love you with my last breath

Are you that one block of water?

Because I'd love to dive in you

Damn girl you live in the twin towers?

Cause I'd love to come crashing into your place.

My name is I love you

Now say my name

My love for you is like the stars during the day....
You might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely.

You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....

But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.

Love is hard, so is writing,

but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

I'm no organ donor, but...

I'd love to give you my heart.

Ey girl are you a bed?

Cuz i love you

I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

Like i usually do With me sister..

Are you a toaster?

Cuz I'd love to get in the bath with you

Hey girl do you have a controller?

Cuz I would love to turn you on

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,
 How much I love you
 Is beyond your clue.

Alphabet starts with A BC

Number starts with 1 2 3

Music starts with Do Re Mi

So can love start with you and me

My love for you is like pi

Its never ending

Hey ma are you a toaster?

Because I'd love to take a bath with you

What is love ?

I don’t know, and I cant define it. But I think I can recognize it when I see it, and I’m looking at it now

Are you a tree?

Cuz i’d love to piss on u.

Do you like huge dicks?

Then you'll love my personality

My love will burn for you as long as a torch in Minecraft.

I love it when you watch me baste my bird.

I'd love to get into your plants!