Top 50 Love Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Love pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Hey girl are you a glock 42
Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm
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Hey girl, are you an American school?
Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.
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Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?
-Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5
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In my opinion every love story is beautiful..
But ours will definitely be my favorite
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My love for you is like a Windows update
It goes on forever and ever
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Hey girl, are you a meaningful relationship?
Cause I'd love to ruin you
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Hey girl are you history?
Because I'd love to go down on you.
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I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
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Is that a keg in your pants?
Cause I’d love to tap that Ass
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Can I just watch this Spotify ad?
Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.
Funny love pickup lines
I love your curves, baby,
And your smile is my favorite one!
If I had the choice between breathing or loving you
I'd say I love you with my last breath
Are you that one block of water?
Because I'd love to dive in you
Are you the i in Pixar?
Because I'd love to absolutely smash you before a movie
-or-
Because I'd love to bounce on you before a movie
Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic?
Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.
My name is I love you
Now say my name
My love for you is like the stars during the day....
You might not see it easily, but it exists infinitely.
You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree....
But the best way to fall..........is in love with me.
Love is hard, so is writing,
but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.
I'm no organ donor, but...
I'd love to give you my heart.
Ey girl are you a bed?
Cuz i love you
I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...
Like i usually do With me sister..
People say love is a strange thing
Maybe we are strangers who want strange things.
Are you bedrock?
Because my love for you is unbreakable <3
Hey girl do you have a controller?
Cuz I would love to turn you on
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
How much I love you
Is beyond your clue.
Alphabet starts with A BC
Number starts with 1 2 3
Music starts with Do Re Mi
So can love start with you and me
My love for you is like pi
Its never ending
Hey ma are you a toaster?
Because I'd love to take a bath with you
They say kissing is the language of love…
Let’s talk.
What is love ?
I don’t know, and I cant define it. But I think I can recognize it when I see it, and I’m looking at it now
Girl I'd love to give you Hi5
The 5 is in roman numerals
Are you a tree?
Cuz i’d love to piss on u.