Top 12 Seamen Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Seamen pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Seamen conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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You’d make a fine US navy ship...
Because you’d look great with seamen all over you.
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I'm here to satisfy yer craving for seamen. Yar!
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Welcome to my submarine lair. It’s long, hard and full of seamen!
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Are you the commanding naval officer?
Cause you can have some of my seamen.
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Hey girl, are you a cargo ship?
Cos I wanna fill you with seamen
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Are you a ship?
Because I want to put seamen in you.
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Are you a submarine
Cuz I want to fill you with seamen
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This is risky but amazing
Are you a pirate? cuz I've got seamen waiting for you
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I’m the navy, you’re a ship.
I’m gonna put seamen on you
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Hey, my seamen has the SPF of 30, care to rub some on your face?

Funny seamen pickup lines
So you're mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then?
Hey baby, looks like your boat needs some seamen…and I have the perfect crew.