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Top 29 Condom Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Condom pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Condom conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I may be wasted

    But atleast this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

  2. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

  3. Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

    what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

  4. No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

  5. Knock knock! Who's there? Dewey.

    Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom?

  6. Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!

  7. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

  8. Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

  9. 1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.

  10. When I found this eagle feather, I gave it to you. When I saw these wildflowers, I picked them for you. When I caught this salmon, we ate it together. And when I found this condom, I knew we were going to have kiss tonight.

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Funny condom pickup lines

Hey girl are you a turtle?
Cause I want to put a plastic condom inside you

Please, put on a condom, I don’t want a child.

Girl, I will go so hard on you it will be an omelette.

I am wasted but...

The condom in my wallet does not have to be.

Gives girl condom

much sure you being this with you on our frist date.

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I've got a condom with your name on it.

When I found this eagle feather, I gave it to you.
When I saw these wildflowers, I picked them for you.
When I caught this salmon, we ate it together.
And when I found this condom, I knew we were going to have kiss tonight.

Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.

So do you have any condoms that *aren't* full of heroin?

My condom expires end 20__. Do you want to help me use it?

I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

Say it with me I do believe in condoms. I do I do!

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Hey baby, I've got condoms for the night. We will win at Pandemic this time.

I'd run to a deserted store and grab condoms so fast for you.

Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father's Day?

I came without condoms.
I came without pills.
I came inside hotties and gave them the thrills.

Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.