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29 Condom Pick Up lines

Are you looking for condom pick up lines? We have compiled a funny and cheesy list of condom pick up lines for you. These funny and flirty pick up lines with condoms can help you. Make these condoms pick up lines work for you now!

Best Working Condom Pickup Lines

A good Condom hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I may be wasted

    But atleast this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

  2. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

  3. Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

    what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

  4. No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

  5. Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!

  6. Knock knock! Who's there? Dewey.

    Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom?

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What is a good Condom pickup line?

Here are 29 condom pick up lines for her and flirty condom rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your condom rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny condom pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty condom joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute condom pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about condom are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

I came without condoms. I came without pills. I came inside hotties and gave them the thrills.

Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.

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Smooth Condom pickup line

Hey girl are you a turtle?

Cause I want to put a plastic condom inside you

Please, put on a condom, I don’t want a child.
Girl, I will go so hard on you it will be an omelette.

Gives girl condom

much sure you being this with you on our frist date.

Cheesy condom Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I am wasted but...

The condom in my wallet does not have to be.

I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

Say it with me I do believe in condoms. I do I do!

When I found this eagle feather, I gave it to you.
When I saw these wildflowers, I picked them for you.
When I caught this salmon, we ate it together.
And when I found this condom, I knew we were going to have kiss tonight.

Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.

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Working Condom tinder opener

My condom expires end 20__. Do you want to help me use it?

Corny condom Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Condom conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I've got a condom with your name on it.

Hey baby, there is no need for condoms. I don't believe in STDs.

Hey baby, I've got condoms for the night. We will win at Pandemic this time.

I'd run to a deserted store and grab condoms so fast for you.

Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father's Day?

Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.

I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Condom love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Condom chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.