Top 20 Sack Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sack pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Sack conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

2. Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

3. I’m a wildling in the sack sweetie.

4. I`ve got something really special in the sack for you!

5. I got mad plasma in my Action Sack.

6. Hey girl, do you want to get a present out of my sack?

7. Hey girl, do you like santa?

   Cause I want to sneak into your house at night and empty my sack.

8. I just went trick or treating. Want to reach into my sack and grab something sweet?

9. Are you a Garbage can?

   Because I wanna put my sack inside you..

10. Are you a TSA agent?

    Cause I see you scanning the liquid in my sack.

Funny sack pickup lines

I like my girls like I like my coffee
Ground up and put in a burlap sack

Where you sitting on a sack of sugar before you walked in...

Cuz that kiss looks sweet...

Rose's are Red.. Tires are black..

I think of you when I touch my ball sack.

I always go for the goal in the sack!

You’re the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.

I've got something special in the sack for you!

If you think I'm crazy now, wait until we get in the sack.

I'm a ricktator in the sack.

What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!