Top 39 Sausage Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sausage pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Sausage conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Here you can eat my sausage...pizza.

2. Miss, if your shamrocks need some bangers, I got the shortest sausage for you!

3. Don't want to be cheesy but, if you have good topping, i have good sausage.

4. You'll love the taste of sausage.

5. I’m available with or without sausage.

6. Hey im having a BBQ on the weekend.

   *I'll bring the sausage you bring the sizzle.*

7. I'm planning to have a barbeque tonight

   I'll bring the sausage you bring the buns

8. How do you like your sausage in the morning... grilled or blown?

9. Do you like hotdogs?

   Cause I got a sausage for your buns.

10. I hope you like BBQs because you'll soon be eating my sausage with special sause.

Funny sausage pickup lines

Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?

Are you bacon?

Cus I'd love to roll you up, shove my sausage in you and be sweaty pigs in a blanket together.

Are you a croissant?

Because I'd like to get baked and have my sausage in you.

I'm an amazing chef

Give my eggs and milk and ill give you such a sausage that it will fill your tummy for 9 months

Are you a German fork?

Cos I want you on the end of my sausage

Hey girl are you a stove
Because I wanna put my raw sausage in you

You dad must be chef

With one sausage and two nuts he made a masterpiece (or you can use “chef-d'oeuvre” to sound sexier)

Hey girl, I hope you like breakfast

Because I’d love to knock the gravy outta your biscuit with my sausage

Hey are you a bun..

Cause I wanna put my sausage in you

Are you my dog?

Cause I can put peanut-butter on my sausage if you want

Is your name Hoagie?

Cause I wanna split your buns and lay down my sausage

Hey, handsome, are you gonna eat those fries?

Thanks. Maybe later I can come over and nibble on your sausage

Looking for a chef?

I can fill ur tummy with
2 eggs
1 sausage
1 glass of milk
for 9 months

Are you a packaging for a sausage...

Because I’d love to store my sausage inside you.

Girl do you like a full English?

Cos I can give the sausages and you can give the eggs

How do you feel about breakfast?

I'd love to scramble your eggs with my sausage

Do you like sausage?

Then eat mine...

Have you ever stuck a sausage through a bagel? Do you want to?

Oh are you craving sausage? Because I'll gladly give you my organic sausage.

Miss? Would you like to try an Italian sausage?

How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?

I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.

Allow me put my sausage patty on your hotcakes.