Top 35 Sausage Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Sausage chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Here you can eat my sausage...pizza.

2. Miss, if your shamrocks need some bangers, I got the shortest sausage for you!

3. Don't want to be cheesy but, if you have good topping, i have good sausage.

4. You'll love the taste of sausage.

5. I’m available with or without sausage.

6. Hey im having a BBQ on the weekend.

   *I'll bring the sausage you bring the sizzle.*

7. How do you like your sausage in the morning... grilled or blown?

8. Do you like hotdogs?

   Cause I got a sausage for your buns.

9. I hope you like BBQs because you'll soon be eating my sausage with special sause.

10. Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?

Funny sausage pickup lines

I'm an amazing chef
Give my eggs and milk and ill give you such a sausage that it will fill your tummy for 9 months

Are you a German fork?

Cos I want you on the end of my sausage

I have this friend

I’m into this guy and he works at donatos, so I snapped him and was like “hey donatos, id like to order an 8inc sausage” and he promptly lost his shit

You dad must be chef

With one sausage and two nuts he made a masterpiece (or you can use “chef-d'oeuvre” to sound sexier)

Hey girl, I hope you like breakfast

Because I’d love to knock the gravy outta your biscuit with my sausage

Hey are you a bun..

Cause I wanna put my sausage in you

He are you vegetarian?
Cuz I'd love to feed you my sausage.

Do you like sausage?

Then eat mine...

How do you feel about breakfast?

I'd love to scramble your eggs with my sausage

Girl do you like a full English?

Cos I can give the sausages and you can give the eggs

Are you a packaging for a sausage...

Because I’d love to store my sausage inside you.

Looking for a chef?

I can fill ur tummy with
2 eggs
1 sausage
1 glass of milk
for 9 months

Hey, handsome, are you gonna eat those fries?

Thanks. Maybe later I can come over and nibble on your sausage

Is your name Hoagie?

Cause I wanna split your buns and lay down my sausage

Are you my dog?

Cause I can put peanut-butter on my sausage if you want

Have you ever stuck a sausage through a bagel? Do you want to?

Oh are you craving sausage? Because I'll gladly give you my organic sausage.

Baby do you like deli meat? Come back to my place and I will let you try the sausage.

Let me put my Sausage Patty on your Hotcakes.

Could you let your hotcakes take my sausage patty?

Babe, I want to dip my sausage in your buns.

Allow me put my sausage patty on your hotcakes.

How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?

I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.

Miss? Would you like to try an Italian sausage?