Top 50 Sauce Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sauce pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you Gordan Ramsey?
Cuz by the end of the night you'll be screaming for my lamb sauce.
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Are you a burger?
Cuase I wanna get between those buns with my secret sauce
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I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one
I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out
i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first
*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars
Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit
Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight
Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y
Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”
I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet
*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce
Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor
Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex
Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9
Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap
One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?
Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?
Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you
wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I
*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets
Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose
The foot ball one
*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot
Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts
You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile
*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now
I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not
*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house
I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities
Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled -
Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.
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If you were my sauce pan, I'd never deglaze you.
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Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce?
Cause I’d like to lose your top.
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Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...
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Do you like secret sauce in your burger?
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Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?
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Wanna try my personal dipping sauce?
Funny sauce pickup lines
If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.
Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.
Girl are you a bottle of sriracha sauce? Because you're some hot stuff.
I love you as much as I love oyster sauce.
Do you want the sauce lathered on your food...or me?
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Let me be a chicken nugget and take a dip in your sauce.
I wanna dip my nuggest in your sweet and sour sauce.
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
Cause I’d like to lose your top.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
You’re a skilled manual worker of sauce?
That’s hot.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada?
Cause I need some spice in my life.
Are you the lamb sauce
Because I was looking for you this entire time
You are so hot, you put shame to Louisiana Hot Sauce.
If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.
Are you barbecue sauce
Because I want you on my titties
Hey girl , are a bread?
Because i want to put my garlic sauce on you.
Hey girl, are you barbecue sauce?
Cus if I was a nine, you’d be a 1
You are the soy sauce to my fish.
They call me Sweet Baby Ray cuz I like to suck barbecue sauce off toes
And then you just softly hiss at them until you get their number trust me it works every time
Most humans are 70% water
But you're 100% sauce
Hey dude are you a sandwich
Because I want to put my white sauce between you buns