Top 24 Wink Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wink pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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What winks and fucks like a tiger?
*winks
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You beauty me the wink in the eye ago.
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No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.
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What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?
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I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
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Im jealous of your heart
Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself -
Walk up to a man in a bar
Picture this
Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.
"Lickety split, lick my clit"
And wink.
Gets em' every time -
That’s quite a tight end you’ve got there sweetheart. Wink!
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Let's go back to my sweet pad. I've got a waterbed. Wink.
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If i was scratte, the flying squirrel from ice age
I'd constantly chase you for your NUT... *wink*
Funny wink pickup lines
Are you a god/godess?
Because I wanna worship you. _wink_
I think I've seen you on Google Maps...
...Yeah, you were on the corner of Good Looks and Charming Personality
*wink*
When she's into literature
You leap before you look," she said to me,
but oft I find I never look at all.
A flighty gamble lost when one can't see,
but oft I find there's glory in the fall.
To soar in lust does ne'er precede the act,
but twinkles through the air on exhaled sighs,
and finds anathema in drying fact,
until in lonely skies it winks and dies.
A sexted sonnet surely sought in jest,
yet challenge wrought is fated writ in light.
But on lust's grave the shrunken sext must rest,
as hallowed verse is drying fact's birthright.
"You leap before you look, and so you fall,
and falling is the surest flight of all."
Are you an ocean?
Because I wanna be your beach
\[insert vigorous winking\]
A bit of a loophole
When ur walking past someone you like the look of wink at them. If they react like hey wtf then just say sorry it’s a tick I have, I wink at people I find attractive
This line works 100%: "Hey N a d i a! Hey are you N a d i a?"
Cause you got some Naughty Eyes! (wink, smirk)
Hey granny
Hey sweet cheeks, I never thought about necrophilia before you.*wink*
I’ll give you a nickel if.....l
You tickle my pickle wink wonk
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? (No) Wink.
Remember when you winked at me in Chemistry class when you had iodine in your eye? I've never forgotten that. (High School Acquaintance)
Let's go back to my swet pad. I've got a waterbed. Wink.
Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -
