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Top 44 Lemme Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lemme pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Lemme tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Lemme tie your shoes so that you don't fall for anyone else.

  2. I’m like a plasma nade. Lemme get on that and you are guaranteed to explode.

  3. Lemme merge into your branch.

  4. You made my whole week 🥵🥰

    Now lemme make your hole weak

  5. Hold up girl lemme wear my astronaut suit

    Cause you're shining like a star

  6. Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

  7. Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

  8. Hey, girl, lemme impress you with my Valor.

  9. Lemme leave a 5 star review of your parents

    On uber eats for making such a cute SNACC / beautiful desert

  10. You turn my little puppy into Scrappy-Doo. Lemm at em pussy.

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Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.

Hey baby, you're quite the feature. Lemme take you on home.

Lemme plunder that booty!

Lemme show you my megatron.

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Hey are you from Tennessee?

Girl: Ugh... lemme guess because your the only ten I see?

Me: No wtf? I was just wondering if you know my cousin from Tennessee. Her name is Candice.

Girl: Candice what?


Hypothetically if you were a toaster
And I were bread, would you lemme in??

Your lips seem to be cold

Lemme heat them up with my lips for you

Did it hurt?

“Lemme guess, when I fell from heaven?”

No, when you ripped your wings off.

Quickity quack, lemme blow out your back.

Lemme treat you tn 🥰

But the “tr” is silent 🥴🧚

Lemme say round of applause

And make that thing go clappity clap

Ayy girl lemme boost your cause.

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Hey baby girl lemme wipe your seat

*wipes face*

Just remember girl! All you need is love, so lemme love you!

You're sexy, you're fine...

I'm not a 10 but lemme prove my worth, gimme a chance to make you mine

Hey girl, I know we are in the middle of a pandemic and that the bodies are piling up around us

But just once before we all die lemme take you out before the coronavirus do

Say, hypothetically, you was a mango stig, and I was an emotionally conflicted junior with a dying tiktok account...

Would u lemme hit?

If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".

You know that Ralph broke the internet...

Lemme tell you, tonight my Ralph's gonna break your bed

- Day 59

Hypothetically if I was Cameron Boyce...

Would u lemme stroke?

Hey boy!

Lemme take a pikachu

Hey girl

Lemme stuff your crust

Lemme borrow that number girl