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Top 42 Lemme Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lemme pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I’m like a plasma nade. Lemme get on that and you are guaranteed to explode.

  2. Lemme merge into your branch.

  3. You made my whole week 🥵🥰

    Now lemme make your hole weak

  4. Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

  5. Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

  6. Hey, girl, lemme impress you with my Valor.

  7. Lemme leave a 5 star review of your parents

    On uber eats for making such a cute SNACC / beautiful desert

  8. Lemme plunder that booty!

  9. Lemme show you my megatron.

  10. Hey are you from Tennessee?

    Girl: Ugh... lemme guess because your the only ten I see?

    Me: No wtf? I was just wondering if you know my cousin from Tennessee. Her name is Candice.

    Girl: Candice what?


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Funny lemme pickup lines

Roses are red, you are so great
Ah just fuck it and lemme take you on a date!

Hypothetically if you were a toaster

And I were bread, would you lemme in??

Your lips seem to be cold

Lemme heat them up with my lips for you

Did it hurt?

“Lemme guess, when I fell from heaven?”

No, when you ripped your wings off.

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Quickity quack, lemme blow out your back.

Lemme treat you tn 🥰
But the “tr” is silent 🥴🧚

Are you a clock

Cuz lemme take the L and you can take the cock

Ayy girl lemme boost your cause.

My attempt at flirting...

Hey girl, I'm really bad at pickup lines, so lemme just take you out some time??

Hey baby girl lemme wipe your seat

*wipes face*

Just remember girl! All you need is love, so lemme love you!

You're sexy, you're fine...

I'm not a 10 but lemme prove my worth, gimme a chance to make you mine

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Working Lemme tinder opener

Hey girl, I know we are in the middle of a pandemic and that the bodies are piling up around us

But just once before we all die lemme take you out before the coronavirus do

If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".

You know that Ralph broke the internet...

Lemme tell you, tonight my Ralph's gonna break your bed

- Day 59

Roses are red, Caitlin Jenner is a tranny

Please, Please, Please lemme see your fanny

Hypothetically if I was Cameron Boyce...

Would u lemme stroke?

Hey boy!

Lemme take a pikachu

Hey girl

Lemme stuff your crust

AYE girl lemme me put my direct in yo deposit!

Lemme borrow that number girl

Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.

Lemme borrow that number gurl.