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Top 50 Hoping Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hoping pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a meme?

    Because I'd like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do

  2. I've never used a cum sock before...

    I was hoping you could be my first

  3. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

    Hope she says yes

  4. I hope you have pet insurance

    because I'm about to destroy your pussy

  5. Are you a piano?

    Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out

  6. I hope you’re a plumber

    because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

  7. I hope your Dad won't approve us being together

    Because then I have an excuse to Kidnap you

  8. I hope your day is as beautiful

    as your smile.

  9. I hope covid ends soon so you don’t have to wear that mask and I can have my seat back

  10. I hope you have pet insurance

    Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

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Funny hoping pickup lines

Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.
Made this one myself, hope it is good

Hey are you Maths Homework

Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.

I hope you like kids...

Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke

Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you

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I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit

Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

The foot ball one

*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

March was bad, April is grey...
I hope we can go out in may...

I'm making cheeseburgers but I'm missing an ingredient, can you help me out?

I was hoping you could supply the buns

I hope you aren't vegan

Because I want you to taste this meat

Do you have a soccerball?

I was hoping we could kick it...

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

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Girl, I hope you like Quiddich, because I'm definitely a keeper.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.

I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.

I hope you like Wolverine coz i can be quite an animal.

I hope you have a power pellet on you baby. Because I have erectile dysfunction.

Nice girl, I hope that you can cook good because everything else about you look good.

Hope you’re into the artistic type

Why?

Because I put the d in raw

Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.

I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!