If I flip this quarter

What are my chances of getting some head?

Hey, are you a date?

'cuz you 10/10!


We get this chance one day a year, best of luck to y'all.

I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

Ayo i saw that ur pronouns r he/him, any chance i could change em to he/mine? ;)

Hey girl by any chance is your name coffee? Bcz i want to start my day with you <3

Hey girl, are u by chance an architect?

cuz ur gonna need a permit for what your about to erect ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me a chance and I’ll put a baby in you

(One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

Are you the lottery?

I know there's basically no chance of me getting you but it'd sure be fun if I did

You look like you brainwash easily. Do you like black roses by any chance?

Hey girl, are you afraid of bees?

Because there is a high chance that you may get confused for a flower.

You are a great friend...

Any chance you come with benifits?

Are you by any chance high density cholesterol, because you seem to thicken my membranes

You know, being bi-s**... immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.

Hi, my name is Chance.

Do I have one?

F.A.N.G: You’ll never stand a chance against my poison with just muscles alone!

By any chance are you a face mask? Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose.

Today’s forecast: Mostly h**... and a chance of baby makin’

Girl, you sure you don't want to give it another chance? I'll be sure to make you squeaky.

I am naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm up.

I wish You'd be a Pokémon, at least I'd have a chance to catch you...

If we open a case together what are my chances of getting lucky?

Girl, you ever play Monopoly? You should take a Chance with me.

Last chance to jump up on the bar and show your boobs. It's not like it's going to show up on YouTube.

Hey, by any chance is your name coffee?

Bcz I wanna start my day with you :)

Excuse me but do you by any chance work at google?

No? because i swear you have everything i'm searching for

If I have the chance, I would have exerted some motion in your ocean.

I don’t have a home to go back to. In here, I stand a chance at least with you.

"Do you like math? Because I can’t help but multiply our chances of having a fun date by 56!"

"Who said anything about luck? When it comes to you, I'm all in, no need for chance."

Absolutely, nothing happens by chance. I believe in fate, and it brought us together for a reason. Your words resonate with me in a special way.

"I must be lucky; I just scored your number and a chance to know the amazing person behind that smile!"

"Darling Yelanshe, with skills like yours, I'm sure you'll never miss the chance to hit me with your love arrows."

"Just like Megumi's shikigami, I'd summon all my courage just to get a chance to know you better."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... just like Luke's chances!"

"Amidst the trees where moonlight prances, your beauty makes my heart take chances."

"Even if I wasn't talking about you before, I'd love the chance to get to know you now."

"I'm a sucker for challenges! Remember, this might be your chance to impress an Eastern European drinker enthusiast."

"Ah, so a Spielberg in the making! Remember me when you're famous... or at least give me a cameo!"

Fate’s brush paints us in time’s embrace, your smile ignites this digital space. In the tapestry of chance, we’ve found our place.

"Sophia, I've admired you from afar as a neighbor, how about we explore being more than just next door?"

"Your love, Tyra, is like New Zealand's breathtaking landscapes - beautiful, soothing, and always healing."

"I must be a magician because when I saw your text, it disappeared—and so did my chance to flirt with you."

"I might seem like a coward, but I’d brave anything for a chance to get to know you better."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your booty, the marks disappear like my chances with you!"

"Because I couldn't resist a chance to tell you how stunning you are."

"I have no doubt you'll ace it! With your charm and intelligence, that paper doesn't stand a chance."

Spare you? Not a chance! Your energy has me hooked. Let’s dive deeper—I promise it’ll be worth your while. 😏

"I negotiate success all day, but I’d trade it all for a chance to make you smile."

"Losing never felt so winning, if it means I get the chance to watch your smile light up across the dinner table."

Sounds like you're ready for a change. How about giving me a chance to show you what sets me apart from the rest?

"Are you a mirror by any chance? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears."

"Hey, I may not be a homie by definition, but I'd love the chance to redefine it for you."

Desperate for your charming company, yes. Desperate for anything else? Not a chance. You've got me intrigued.

Are you a hot dog stand in Snowdin? Because I wanna relish the chance to ketchup with you.

"Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity, but when you're in Philly, it's a chance for our romanticity."

"Fancy a round of golf where the prize isn't just a hole-in-one but also the chance to call you mine?"

"I'd rather face a hoard of hooligans than miss the chance to chat with you! Bring it on, I'm armed with corny jokes."

"Are you a pastry chef? Because this could be your chance to make the 'Leaning Tower of Glaze-a'."

"Do you believe in second chances? Because starting from zero with you sounds like a dream come true."

"Can I start over and rediscover your curves like a new exciting equation?"

"Are you a race? Because my heart sure starts running every time I get the chance to flirt with you."

"Just like bug spray repels insects, your beauty repels any chance of me looking away."

Trust me, I won't miss a chance to admire your gorgeous figure. Consider me your personal bodyguard.

"I might not be your homie yet, but give me a chance and I could be your favorite."

Can I be your good time charm? Because with you, bad times don't stand a chance.

"In the universe's expanse, your soul's depth is the sweetest tale, my heart has ever chance."

"I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true if you give me a chance."

Do you know the spell dream by any chance? As I'm sure I saw you last night.

"Your understanding heart has been my haven in stormy times, Tyra, you're truly the healing sunshine of my life."

"The only discount I see is on the chance to take you out—how about we make it a steal?"

"As radiant as a bride, your beauty cannot hide, would you take the chance to be my lifelong guide?"

"Well, your modesty is refreshing! Looking forward to the day you unveil your magnum opus. Keep me posted, Spielberg!"

"If I had the chance, I’d treat it like royalty—because that beauty deserves the best kind of attention."

"Keeping things low key at first is smart. Remember, every great director started with a single shot. Looking forward to your 'interesting'!"

A twist of chance, a dance divine,
In your bright presence, stars align.
Your energy’s a spark, poetic and true,
Meeting you feels like magic anew.

"Like a beautiful lock with no chance to flee, I’m bound by your charm; you’re my perfect decree."

"Our chats are filled with laughs and smiles, want to give reality a chance and create some in-person smiles?"

"I apologize if I'm bothering you, but I'd rather be annoying than miss the chance to know someone as intriguing as you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a calculator to add up our chances?"

"Continuing to be excited about the potential masterpiece you'll create, and I'll be the first viewer, promise."

"Is your name Chance? Because I'm terrible at math but I know I need you in my probability equation."

"Even as I leave New Zealand, the healing power of your love feels like a second home to me."

"Bravery led me here. Without it, I'd miss the chance to tell you how enchanting your smile is."

"Wasting my breath? Maybe, but even jesters know that a smile is worth every word—care to take that chance?"

"Your loyalty shines brighter than any gem, and I'd love the chance to explore the depths of your soul."

"Your beauty outshines everything, it's no wonder the ecosystem couldn't stand a chance."

"Roommates by chance, partners in crime by choice—how about we turn our shared space into a shared adventure?"

"So, you're saying there's a chance after this bet? Because I've never met an enemy who sparkles like you do."

"Darling, I might not deserve you, but can your perfect beauty give this undeserving man a chance to make you smile?"

"Well, I'm not planning on being lost. I find you truly mesmerizing and wouldn't dare to miss this chance to know you better."

"With every bruise I earn, darling Tyra, it's your love that heals me and makes the pain worth it."

"Keeping it low-key and genuine, I like that. Looking forward to your future creative endeavors."

"Excuse me miss, I don't want a map to your heart, just a chance to explore it together."

"So, are we both just enjoying this vibe, or is there a chance I could steal you for some fun?"

"Just like Missouri's Gateway Arch, you've got me bending over backwards just for a chance to reach your heart."

Maybe I'm just a fool in love, willing to risk getting hurt for a chance with you.

"Well, I dreamed I missed my chance with a captivating, jazz-loving beauty - now that's a nightmare. Let's not make it come true."

"I see, your bed must have some serious persuasive skills. No suitcase stands a chance against it, I guess!"

"Sounds like a plan! If you ever need a sidekick for your grand venture, I can juggle while riding a unicycle. Just throwing it out there!"

"That's the spirit! Keeping things fun and spontaneous often leads to the best content. Can't wait to see your creativity unfold."

"Just like Ronaldo, I might not score on my first shot, but give me a chance and I'm sure to win your heart!"

"You might not be sharing your food, but how about you give me a chance to taste the sweetness of your company?"

"I've got some Rizz, but what I'm really rolling, darling, is the chance of falling for your captivating beauty."

If I were Hades, I'd trade my kingdom for a chance to hold your delicate hand.

"Tinder clearly failed to appreciate a diamond like you. Mind if I take the chance to prove them wrong?"

"Tyra, in your arms, even the longest journey feels short. Your love is my guiding star, leading me through every storm."

"Just like that exam, we might not know what's coming next, but I'm ready to take a chance on you."

"Just like a sniper, I've been waiting patiently for a chance to win your heart."

"Pardon my boldness, but life's too short for regrets. Can I take a chance and get to know you better?"

"Your beauty is so captivating, it should be caught on camera. Any chance I could get a snapshot for keeps?"

"Your smile competes with the sunset, darling. Mind giving a lone wolf a chance to bask in its glow?"

"I have a question, but I'm afraid it might be too forward... is there any chance you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Just like a perfect pass in football, I could never miss the chance to connect with someone like you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I fly around the world for another chance?"

"Don't let me miss the chance to admire a lady with a personality as captivating as her curves."

"They say love makes you do crazy things, but I'd take that chance with you any day."

"Your picture stopped me in my tracks. Mind if I take this chance to get to know you better?"

"Well, I'm just sitting here, marveling at the chance to chat with the most beautiful girl in the universe."

"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. That's how much I miss our connection."

Ah, fate's brush strokes paint a scene,
Your art's allure, like whispers unseen.
In this canvas of chance, we collide,
A masterpiece waiting, hearts open wide.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I'm around you, everyone else disappears... including my chances of playing it cool!"

Are you the prize I've been searching for all along, or did I just find you by chance?

"Are you a lottery ticket? Because I'm willing to scratch your back for a chance at the jackpot of your heart."

"In the game of hide n seek, with smoke and mirrors, you're an enterprise, my last chance to end torment's fears."

"I may not have god-like powers, but I can make you feel like royalty in this moment."

You’ve given me a second chance, wanna make it third time’s the charm and take a leap of faith together? 😉

"Tyra, before you leave for New Zealand, know that your love is my sanctuary, always healing me, making good times even better."

"Annoying you say? Well darling, give me a chance to change that perception into an irresistible affection."

"I've been standing here, hoping for the chance to sweep you off your feet inside."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because heaven must be missing a naughty angel like you."