Top 50 Chances Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Chances chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance

   Cause that ass is calling me

2. Fuck me if I am wrong

   But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?

3. If I flip a coin...

   What are my chances of getting head?

4. I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

5. Tonight will be cloudy skies with a 60% chance of anal.

6. Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.

7. On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.

8. (One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

9. Are you the lottery?

   I know there's basically no chance of me getting you but it'd sure be fun if I did

10. You look like you brainwash easily. Do you like black roses by any chance?

Funny chances pickup lines

I'd go all in on the chance to see you again.

Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

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Hi, my name is Chance.

Do I have one?

My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

I wish You'd be a Pokémon, at least I'd have a chance to catch you...

That's weird. I forgot to make my wish at 11:11

But I got the chance to talk to you, so it came true anyway

Was it supposed to rain today?
'Cause it looks like there's a 100% chance of you getting wet.

Can I hurt you?

Cause if you give me the chance I won't

Damn Girl! Your like a coin.

Lots of tail, and 50% chance of getting head

Hello, I am looking for someone cute

Have you, by any chance, seen yourself in the mirror today?

Damn, are you the lottery?

Because you’re a waste of time and money and I don’t feel confident about my chances to win this one.

Hey girl. You’re like a coin.

Lots of tail and a 50% chance at getting head.

If you’d just give me a chance, I’d blow your mind...

... among other things.

Girl, is your name Cloudy ?

Cuz you have a chance of getting those meatballs

Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?

Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.

I'm missing a few HTML tags... Any chance you could give me some ?

Hey, random question but by any chance you like Raisins?

Oh nice! me too so how about a date?

[Counter reply to their answer to the date if they say no]

Oh sweet! same here, i don't like dates too.

Back Story - Been using this since i was a wittle Asian boy in primary.

If she a doctor

Excuse me ma'am, are you by chance a doctor? ( Yes, she says) Can you explain to me why my heart just skipped a beat when I saw you? - That's how you pull a "sugar momma"

Hey girl, do you think earth is really going to end in 2020,

Or we have chance of having future together?

Hey do you like mattresses by any chance?

Because I think we should try and break one together tonight

Wanna go bowling? I’ll give you a chance to pin me.

Did you know there is a 50% chance that we sleep together tonight ?

Because I agree

Hey, are you gipsy by any chance?

Because you stole my heart.

You're sexy, you're fine...

I'm not a 10 but lemme prove my worth, gimme a chance to make you mine

Hey girl, are you by any chance a squirter ?

Cuz It's too hot with you nearby, and only a good shower could help.