Top 50 Chances Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chances pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

Is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance

Cause that ass is calling me
Fuck me if I am wrong

But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?
Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.
Girl, are you decaying wood?

Because I’m a fun-gi and, if you give me a chance, I will grow on you.
If I flip a coin...

What are my chances of getting head?
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
Tonight will be cloudy skies with a 60% chance of anal.
Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.
On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.
(One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

Funny chances pickup lines

Are you heaven?
Because I probably don’t have a chance with you but I’m willing to die to find out

Are you the lottery?

I know there's basically no chance of me getting you but it'd sure be fun if I did

You look like you brainwash easily. Do you like black roses by any chance?

Hey girl, are you afraid of bees?

Because there is a high chance that you may get confused for a flower.

Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

:)))

You are a great friend...
Any chance you come with benifits?

Hi, my name is Chance.

Do I have one?

My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

I wish You'd be a Pokémon, at least I'd have a chance to catch you...

That's weird. I forgot to make my wish at 11:11

But I got the chance to talk to you, so it came true anyway

Was it supposed to rain today?

'Cause it looks like there's a 100% chance of you getting wet.

I HOPE you CHANGE your mind and give me a 15th chance! You won’t be disappointed. Have I ever lied to you?

Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one

Can I hurt you?

Cause if you give me the chance I won't

Damn Girl! Your like a coin.

Lots of tail, and 50% chance of getting head

Hi I’m Chance

Do I get one?

Hello, I am looking for someone cute

Have you, by any chance, seen yourself in the mirror today?

Damn, are you the lottery?

Because you’re a waste of time and money and I don’t feel confident about my chances to win this one.

Hey girl. You’re like a coin.

Lots of tail and a 50% chance at getting head.

By any chance are you a face mask?

Because I want you to sit on my face
Or
Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose

Can you rate this direct message that i just used

Hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics

Do you like shopping?

If you do, I’m having a sale at my house, clothes are 50% off with the chance of further discounts ;)

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!