Top 50 Chances Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chances pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Chances conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance

   Cause that kiss is calling me

2. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

   But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

3. Girl, are you decaying wood?

   Because I’m a fun-gi and, if you give me a chance, I will grow on you.

4. Any chance you have an extra heart?

   Cause mine’s being stolen

5. Are you a coin ?

   Coz there's 50 percent chance of you giving me head .
   (Add tonight at last maybe)

6. If I flip a coin...

   What are my chances of getting head?

7. If I flip this quarter

   What are my chances of getting some head?

8. Hey, are you a date?

   'cuz you 10/10!
   
   
   We get this chance one day a year, best of luck to y'all.

9. I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

10. Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.

Funny chances pickup lines

Hey girl by any chance is your name coffee? Bcz i want to start my day with you <3

On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.

Hey girl, are u by chance an architect?

cuz ur gonna need a permit for what your about to erect ;)

(One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

Are you the lottery?

I know there's basically no chance of me getting you but it'd sure be fun if I did

You look like you brainwash easily. Do you like black roses by any chance?

Hey girl, are you afraid of bees?

Because there is a high chance that you may get confused for a flower.

I'd go all in on the chance to see you again.

You are a great friend...

Any chance you come with benifits?

Hi, my name is Chance.

Do I have one?

My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

I wish You'd be a Pokémon, at least I'd have a chance to catch you...

Excuse me but do you by any chance work at google?

No? because i swear you have everything i'm searching for

I have no idea

Are you the lottery? Bc I’m delusional and I think I have a chance.

That's weird. I forgot to make my wish at 11:11

But I got the chance to talk to you, so it came true anyway

Was it supposed to rain today?

'Cause it looks like there's a 100% chance of you getting wet.

I HOPE you CHANGE your mind and give me a 15th chance! You won’t be disappointed. Have I ever lied to you?

Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one

Can I hurt you?

Cause if you give me the chance I won't

Hi I’m Chance

Do I get one?

Hello, I am looking for someone cute

Have you, by any chance, seen yourself in the mirror today?

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

Hey girl. You’re like a coin.

Lots of tail and a 50% chance at getting head.