If I flip this quarter

What are my chances of getting some head?

Hey, are you a date?

'cuz you 10/10!


We get this chance one day a year, best of luck to y'all.

I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

Ayo i saw that ur pronouns r he/him, any chance i could change em to he/mine? ;)

Hey girl by any chance is your name coffee? Bcz i want to start my day with you <3

Hey girl, are u by chance an architect?

cuz ur gonna need a permit for what your about to erect ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me a chance and I’ll put a baby in you

(One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

Are you the lottery?

I know there's basically no chance of me getting you but it'd sure be fun if I did

You look like you brainwash easily. Do you like black roses by any chance?

Hey girl, are you afraid of bees?

Because there is a high chance that you may get confused for a flower.

You are a great friend...

Any chance you come with benifits?

Are you by any chance high density cholesterol, because you seem to thicken my membranes

You know, being bi-s**... immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.

F.A.N.G: You’ll never stand a chance against my poison with just muscles alone!

Hi, my name is Chance.

Do I have one?

My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?

Today’s forecast: Mostly h**... and a chance of baby makin’

Girl, you sure you don't want to give it another chance? I'll be sure to make you squeaky.

I am naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm up.

I wish You'd be a Pokémon, at least I'd have a chance to catch you...

Last chance to jump up on the bar and show your boobs. It's not like it's going to show up on YouTube.

If we open a case together what are my chances of getting lucky?

Girl, you ever play Monopoly? You should take a Chance with me.

Hey, by any chance is your name coffee?

Bcz I wanna start my day with you :)

Excuse me but do you by any chance work at google?

No? because i swear you have everything i'm searching for

If I have the chance, I would have exerted some motion in your ocean.

I don’t have a home to go back to. In here, I stand a chance at least with you.

"Are you a pastry chef? Because this could be your chance to make the 'Leaning Tower of Glaze-a'."

"I might not be your homie yet, but give me a chance and I could be your favorite."

"I have no doubt you'll ace it! With your charm and intelligence, that paper doesn't stand a chance."

"Because I couldn't resist a chance to tell you how stunning you are."

"Who said anything about luck? When it comes to you, I'm all in, no need for chance."

"Just like Megumi's shikigami, I'd summon all my courage just to get a chance to know you better."

"Ah, so a Spielberg in the making! Remember me when you're famous... or at least give me a cameo!"

Do you know the spell dream by any chance? As I'm sure I saw you last night.

"Your love, Tyra, is like New Zealand's breathtaking landscapes - beautiful, soothing, and always healing."

"Even if you're doubtful, I'd relish the chance to be the one to turn your uncertainty into a sweet certainty."

"Are you a mirror by any chance? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears."

"Fancy a round of golf where the prize isn't just a hole-in-one but also the chance to call you mine?"

"Sophia, I've admired you from afar as a neighbor, how about we explore being more than just next door?"

"I'd rather face a hoard of hooligans than miss the chance to chat with you! Bring it on, I'm armed with corny jokes."

"Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity, but when you're in Philly, it's a chance for our romanticity."

"Losing never felt so winning, if it means I get the chance to watch your smile light up across the dinner table."

"Are you a race? Because my heart sure starts running every time I get the chance to flirt with you."

"I'm a sucker for challenges! Remember, this might be your chance to impress an Eastern European drinker enthusiast."

"Just like bug spray repels insects, your beauty repels any chance of me looking away."

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

"Darling Yelanshe, with skills like yours, I'm sure you'll never miss the chance to hit me with your love arrows."

"In the universe's expanse, your soul's depth is the sweetest tale, my heart has ever chance."

"With every bruise I earn, darling Tyra, it's your love that heals me and makes the pain worth it."

"Well, I'm not planning on being lost. I find you truly mesmerizing and wouldn't dare to miss this chance to know you better."

"Oh Olivia, I'm not trying to win, just hoping for a second chance to play the game right."wink

"Our chats are filled with laughs and smiles, want to give reality a chance and create some in-person smiles?"

"Keeping it low-key and genuine, I like that. Looking forward to your future creative endeavors."

"I apologize if I'm bothering you, but I'd rather be annoying than miss the chance to know someone as intriguing as you."

"As radiant as a bride, your beauty cannot hide, would you take the chance to be my lifelong guide?"

"Bravery led me here. Without it, I'd miss the chance to tell you how enchanting your smile is."

"Is your name Chance? Because I'm terrible at math but I know I need you in my probability equation."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a calculator to add up our chances?"

"Your beauty outshines everything, it's no wonder the ecosystem couldn't stand a chance."

"Your understanding heart has been my haven in stormy times, Tyra, you're truly the healing sunshine of my life."

"Well, your modesty is refreshing! Looking forward to the day you unveil your magnum opus. Keep me posted, Spielberg!"

"Darling, I might not deserve you, but can your perfect beauty give this undeserving man a chance to make you smile?"

"Continuing to be excited about the potential masterpiece you'll create, and I'll be the first viewer, promise."

"Just like Missouri's Gateway Arch, you've got me bending over backwards just for a chance to reach your heart."

"So, you're saying there's a chance after this bet? Because I've never met an enemy who sparkles like you do."