Roses are red, violets are blue

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you?
(After quarantine is over)

Roses are red, sour is the lime

Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
But still would you like to go out sometime.

If I am quarantined..

Will you be my disease? I don't wanna be coronalone

Roses are red, Corona's the flu...

I'm quarantined at home, would rather be with you

I’m out of quarantine snacks. Are you available?

Get it? Cause you’re a snack.

Hey girl, are you quarantine?

Bcs I feel obligated to stay inside you.

Don't take the mask off please, I prefer safe s**....

I must be a biohazard, because I'm toxic with desire for you. Let's quarantine together.

Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office s**...?

Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

"Has your smile been in quarantine, too? Because I've missed its infectious charm these past months."

"Since the prom got cancelled, how about we break the norm and dance under the stars of my backyard's 'Quarantine Prom'?"

Girl, I have zero immunity against your kiss appeal.

Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

That n95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.

Girl, 2 weeks is nothing compared to the rest of our life together.

Roses Are Red, Violets are blue

I’d rather quarantine myself with you

Corona’s the flu, Dora says si,

Will you quarantine your nuts inside me?

My gym is closed because of the quarantine...

Can I work you out instead?

- Day 118

Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

Want to shelter in place on my bed?

Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

You are so annoying!

You're one of the reasons that it's so hard to stay home during quarantine.

Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

"Your beauty should be declared an epidemic, Doc. Care to quarantine in my heart?"

The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

I've run out of quarantine snacks,

Are you available?

Did you know that Quarantine can't be spelt without

U R A Q T.

You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

Girl, you don't need to gather 10 people to have a good time. All you need is this one.

You are quarantined in heaven? Because you are an angel.

I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?

Hey, did you quarantine yourself?

Because your smile is so infectious.

"If you're contagious, I wouldn’t mind catching feelings instead. How about we quarantine together over coffee?"

"Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a connection here stronger than my internet during quarantine."

Will you be my Quarantine?

COVID19 pick-up line

Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

People are terrified, nothing seems fine.

I worry about you, how's your quarantine?

"Is your smile under quarantine too? Because it's been weeks that I haven't seen the sun shine."

When quarantine is finished I'd like to see you in some sort of fashion...

Lingerie preferably

Are you out of things to do this quarantine?

Because you could always do me

Girl, no protective barrier is enough to stop me from getting to you.

Girl, how about send me a socially distanced n**...?

I can't be with you physically, but can I FaceTime on you.

I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.

Babe, want to get stuck together for 2 weeks.

Girl, you look amazing with those masks and gloves.

You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.

"Excuse me, but can you help me out? I think I just fell for you harder than toilet paper in quarantine."

"Your laugh react is contagious. So how about we quarantine together?"

"Your smile's so contagious, it's giving me fever. How about we quarantine together and explore the cure?"

Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart

I wouldn't want to be quarantined with anyone else but you.

If I coughed on you,

Would you quarantine with me?

I’m a sanitizer in the streets and a Hazmat suit in the sheets

Babe, are you ready for my sweet droplets?

What do quarantine and cuddle share in common?

U.

Hey there, are you the vaccine ?

Because the whole world is chasing you.

I love you so much that I want to share my hand sanitizer with you.

Never had the courage to ask you out on Valentine's...

So, Will you be my quarantine partner for Corona time?

I saw you from across the street. Stay there.

We don't have to wait for the government help, this guy got all the stimulus package you need.

I hope I don’t get caught breaking quarantine because I’m about to go to town on you

Pleased with myself for coming up with this one

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?



(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

Hey Babe! Can I deliver you a drink?

Safer at home, and safer in my bed.

Are you locking down with me? Because I want to flatten your curves.

Do you quarantine often? When’s the last time you had a 14 night stand?

We shouldn't get together sometime.

What's the number of days you've been self-isolating? I am a 14 and let's mess around.

During this quarantine we have to stock up on essential supplies. Come home with me and my stockpile will be complete!

Girl, I could sanitize and disinfect you inside out and all night long.

Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

Time to shelter in my place baby.

When everything's closed, but can you open up your legs?

Looks like you have Corona!

I have a small quarantine at my place, wanna join?

I’m not somebody who panics, but this thing is spreading so fast,

who knows how much time any of us have left?

Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile

I think you’re the cure I’ve been searching for.

Girl I’m gonna treat you like a restaurant in a pandemic

I’ll take you out and you can deliver but I promise I won’t come inside.

Give me your meeting ID cause I want to Zoom into your heart.

Restaurants and bars may be closed, but i'm open for business

Roses are red Violets are blue

If I end up in quarantine I hope it’s with you.

If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?

Are you looking for a naughty girl?

Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

Wanna play Corona virus and get spread on hard surfaces?

Do you want to be my date

to the end of the world?

You look like you’d make a sexy nurse.

The Coronavirus might have shut everything down

but I’m still open for business.

You know what makes the best hand Sanitizer?

Grey Goose. Bartender! A double for the lady.

Are you a Chinese from Wuhan?

Because I want to quarantine you inside my heart ️

Wow, you’re so beautiful

I wish we could be in quarantine together!

Can’t spell quarantine without

U R A QT.

My admiration of you could never be quarantined.

At this point we may never meet each other.

But make believe is fun.

Quarantine and chill?

A pick up line inspired by the netflix and chill lines.

If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.

Need a hand sanitizer massage?

I thought Covid 19 was infectious...

Until I saw your smile.

The only thing not quarantined

is my heart when I look at you.

Wanna get closer than 6 feet

That mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket ?

or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

I wash my hands when there's no pandemic too.

You look like the type of medicine I need.

Girl, you can’t spell quarantine...

...without U-R-A-Q-T

Do you have coronavirus? Come sneeze on me and we could be quarantined together for 2 weeks.

Girl, are you afraid of the coronavirus, let's quarantine ourselves for 14 days.