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Top 50 Quarantine Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Quarantine pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

    But you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t

  2. Roses are red, Corona's the flu

    Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

  3. Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...

    Poetry's hard but so am I

  4. Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

    Because your smile is contagious

  5. If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

    Which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out

  6. I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

    , but looks like I missed one

  7. Do you get quarantined often? ’Cause you have an infectious personality.

  8. Damn girl, are your legs essential services?

    Cause I'd like them to remain open this whole quarantine

  9. Roses are red, violets are blue

    If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you?
    (After quarantine is over)

  10. Roses are red, sour is the lime

    Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
    But still would you like to go out sometime.

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What is a Quarantine pickup line?

Funny quarantine pickup lines

If I am quarantined..
Will you be my disease? I don't wanna be coronalone

Roses are red, Corona's the flu...

I'm quarantined at home, would rather be with you

I know valentinesday is already over but..

Will you be my quarantine?

I’m out of quarantine snacks. Are you available?

Get it? Cause you’re a snack.

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This is a funny Quarantine pickup line!

Hey girl, are you quarantine?

Bcs I feel obligated to stay inside you.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Roses are red, quarantine's been shitty

When this is all over, can I please touch your titties

Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

Roses are red, corona is a flu

Let’s quarantine and chill,
and let me cum inside of you
🥺

Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

Girl, I have zero immunity against your sex appeal.

Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

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Working Quarantine tinder opener

That n95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

Roses are red, People are in quarantine,

I know its late
But, Will you be my valentine?

Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.

Want to shelter in place on my bed?

Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

Roses Are Red, Violets are blue

I’d rather quarantine myself with you

Roses are red, my balls are blue...

I'd say fuck the quarantine, but I'd rather fuck you

Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

My gym is closed because of the quarantine...

Can I work you out instead?

- Day 118

Corona’s the flu, Dora says si,

Will you quarantine your nuts inside me?