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Top 50 Parking Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Parking pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?

    Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

  2. Some say I'm rough, but I say I'm just a little Vekoma.

  3. Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

  4. Ayo girl. You ever use a fast-pass?

  5. Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

  6. Did you just get a parking ticket from a vampire?

    Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

  7. Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won’t forget.

  8. Are you a parking ticket?

    Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

  9. Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.

  10. Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?

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Funny parking pickup lines

You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Life’s a theme park,

But you’re the main attraction.

Hey girl do you have a place for my peter to park...er?

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What thrill level is your ride?

My home is where I park it

I don't need G-force to find your G-spot.

I see you like fanny packs... I'd like to pack your fanny!

My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?

Nice dock, mind if I park my boat in it?

Are you saying you want my log ride?

Honey, being with me is like a roller coaster. There’s always the possibility you could throw up.

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Working Parking tinder opener

Are you a Walmart parking lot on Black Friday?

Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you

Do you want to ride me down the slide?

Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.

Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

Boy you must be a ferris wheel because I wanna take a ride on you.

Hey baby, want me to park my BatMobile in your Batcave?

I hope this line isn't the only thing long around here...

Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?

Will you resuscitate me?

Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

Hey girl, how about we get in my car and go to a dark parking lot this weekend?

I know a great drive-in theater!