50 Alcohol Pick Up lines

Do you love drinking alcohol or want to pick up girls or guys at bars or parties? Use these clever alcohol related pick up lines to help you flirt and impress! These pick up lines involving alcohol include beer, shots, cocktails, and more. You might also be interested in our other pick up line categories such as drugs, food, and more.

Best Working Alcohol Pickup Lines

A good Alcohol hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.
Hey! you owe me a drink!

I dropped mine when you walked by
You're the smirn off in my vodka.
You put the Viognier in my Shiraz.
Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.
Greetings. Would it be satisfactory to purchase you an alcohol induced beverage and maybe reproduce together afterwards?

Here are 50 alcohol pick up lines for her and flirty alcohol rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your alcohol rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny alcohol pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty alcohol joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute alcohol pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about alcohol are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

How merlot can you go?

Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that.

Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!

Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

Ah.. stella my friend, where have you been all my life?

I’ve got a bottle of red, a bottle of white

want to have a love scene in an Italian restaurant?

If you were an alcohol, what would you be?

Cheesy alcohol Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.

Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

You remind me of an Oktoberfest, the perfect balance of sweet and spice.

Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.

I drink to make you more interesting.

Corny alcohol Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Alcohol conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You are the vodka to my shot glass.

I’m officially drunk enough for you to take advantage of me.

Hey, do you like cocktails? Because I think you and I should mix.

Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.

Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.

I look like you need another drink.

I like my women like I like my stouts: Smooth, Rich, and Always making me come back for more.

I'm really good with a screwdriver...

Does that Farmer's Tan extend to your Southern Tier?

A good alcohol Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Alcohol hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?

Is your relationship on the rocks? I have some alcohol for that!

You have impressive structure...

I like my women like I like my Scotch: aged in a barrel.

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

I can’t get drunk off alcohol, but I’d like to get drunk off you.

I might need a Medoc, cuz your beauty has blinded me.

It's not alcohol's fault that I am read, you are the one who made me blush.

Ya know, there's no corkage fee in my mouth.

I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place! (If you wanna show you're a bad ass, Everclear contains 100% alcohol)

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.

Can someone get me a bucket because I see a tall drink of margarita.

This alcohol is the accuracy against your resistance.

Are you the alcohol? Because my night was lime until you came along.

Hey girl are you an alcohol synthesising substitution reaction?

Cuz you a SnAc 🤓

I'll take you home when you are too drunk to drive.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Alcohol love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Alcohol chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.