Top 48 Tattoo Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Tattoo chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, I’d love to see all your tattoos.

2. Jeffery dahmer said that tattoos make human flesh taste bad.

   But I bet you still taste delicious.

3. I'm a tattoo artist

   You wanna try a red one on your neck?

4. Excuse me, do you have a Franklin D. Roosevelt tattoo?

   Just checking, he’s supposed to be on every dime.

5. What to say next in a playful, witty way?

   Girl: I have a tattoo on my leg
   
   
   Me: What tattoo do you have?
   
   
   Girl: Made in Colombia
   
   
   Me: ______________

6. This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.

7. You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.

8. I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in ancient Greek.

9. I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!

10. Amazing tattoo, I want the same thing you have.

Funny tattoo pickup lines

Amazing Tattoo, amazing Tits Too.

Babe, if getting tattoo is a crime, then I need to see more evidence.

Can I take a picture of you? So that I could show my Tattoo artist what I want.

Cool tattoo, can I have a taste of it?

Did the tattoo hurt? Or did it hurt more when you fell from heaven.

Do you have a tattoo? Because I found everyone else here too plain.

Do you know I have tattoo on my penis? Come to my place and find out.

Girl you are the like the tattoo that I have been looking for, I want to be stuck with you for the rest of my life.

Girl, you look so hot with that tattoo.

I actually have a tattoo on my ass that says your name, want to check it out?

I am not a tattoo artist, but I do know how to place pleasurable marks on you for a lifetime.

I have the same tattoo, how about a date?

I like your tattoos, can I see more?

I lost my tattoos, can I have yours?

I love your tattoos, but I love you more.

I would look at your tattoos for the rest of my life.

I'm taken, but show me your tattoos and I'll think about it.

Is that a tattoo under your shirt, I just found the sign that I have been looking for.

Nice tattoo, can I see all of it?

One tattoo that you always wanted?

That looks so sexy, and the tattoo is pretty nice too.

Want to see more of my tattoos? We gotta go somewhere private.

What does your tattoo mean?

You are so stunning beautiful that I didn't even notice this amazing tattoo you got.

You got no tattoo? I'll help with that tattoo virginity of yours.