Top 45 Tattoo Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tattoo pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tattoo conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey girl, I’d love to see all your tattoos.
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Do you have Franklin D. Roosevelt tattooed on you?
Them: No I don't.
That's weird usually all dimes do. -
Jeffery dahmer said that tattoos make human flesh taste bad.
But I bet you still taste delicious.
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I'm a tattoo artist
You wanna try a red one on your neck?
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The tattoo on my manhood spells "RAN." But when I get excited, it spells "REPUBLICAN."
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What to say next in a playful, witty way?
Girl: I have a tattoo on my leg
Me: What tattoo do you have?
Girl: Made in Colombia
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Excuse me, do you have a Franklin D. Roosevelt tattoo?
Just checking, he’s supposed to be on every dime.
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I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in ancient Greek.
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I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!
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Amazing tattoo, I want the same thing you have.
Funny tattoo pickup lines
Babe, if getting tattoo is a crime, then I need to see more evidence.
Can I take a picture of you? So that I could show my Tattoo artist what I want.
Cool tattoo, can I have a taste of it?
Did the tattoo hurt? Or did it hurt more when you fell from heaven.
Girl you are the like the tattoo that I have been looking for, I want to be stuck with you for the rest of my life.
Girl, you look so hot with that tattoo.
I am not a tattoo artist, but I do know how to place pleasurable marks on you for a lifetime.
I have the same tattoo, how about a date?
I like your tattoos, can I see more?
I lost my tattoos, can I have yours?
I love your tattoos, but I love you more.
I would look at your tattoos for the rest of my life.
Is that a tattoo under your shirt, I just found the sign that I have been looking for.
Nice tattoo, can I see all of it?
One tattoo that you always wanted?
That looks so sexy, and the tattoo is pretty nice too.
Want to see more of my tattoos? We gotta go somewhere private.
What does your tattoo mean?
You are so stunning beautiful that I didn't even notice this amazing tattoo you got.
You got no tattoo? I'll help with that tattoo virginity of yours.
You have tattoos all over your body? When can I see the rest of them?
AYE baby is that my name tattooed on your back
Your tattoos are so amazing you made me forget my pick up line.