Top 6 Tissue Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tissue pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tissue tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. How much toilet tissue do you use?

2. I'm a cybernetic orgasm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-oskeleton

3. Are you an open fracture?

   ‘Cause I can feel you penetrating my soft tissue.

4. Hey beuty, what does this tissue smell like?

   *You pass her tissue full of chloroform*

5. May I ask you a question?

   Does this tissue smell like chloroform?

6. Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each.