The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 6 Tissue Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Tissue conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Tissue pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. How much toilet tissue do you use?

  2. I'm a cybernetic o**.... Living tissue over metal b**...-oskeleton

  3. Are you an open fracture?

    ‘Cause I can feel you penetrating my soft tissue.

  4. Hey beuty, what does this tissue smell like?

    *You pass her tissue full of chloroform*

  5. May I ask you a question?

    Does this tissue smell like chloroform?

  6. Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each.

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What is a Tissue pickup line?

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Tissue phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Tissue lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.