Top 5 Tissue Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tissue pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tissue conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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How much toilet tissue do you use?
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Are you an open fracture?
‘Cause I can feel you penetrating my soft tissue.
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Hey beuty, what does this tissue smell like?
*You pass her tissue full of chloroform*
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May I ask you a question?
Does this tissue smell like chloroform?
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Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each.
