Top 6 Tissue Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Tissue chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. How much toilet tissue do you use?

2. Are you an open fracture?

   ‘Cause I can feel you penetrating my soft tissue.

3. Hey beuty, what does this tissue smell like?

   *You pass her tissue full of chloroform*

4. May I ask you a question?

   Does this tissue smell like chloroform?

5. Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each.

6. I'm a cybernetic orgasm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-oskeleton