Are you a tissue? Because you always manage to make my day better, even with a stuffy nose.

"Do you believe in love at a cellular level? Because I feel a strong connective tissue between us!"

"If you were a supporting tissue, I’d never take you for granted—because you hold everything together beautifully."

"Well, no worries there. I'm all about recycling but when it comes to tissues, I believe in one-time use only."

Haha, well I hope I at least handed you a tissue or something! Maybe next time I'll offer some ice cream too.

"Your sense of humor is enchanting, it's like finding a precious gem in a world of ordinary rocks."

"Is your name Osteon? Because you’ve got me feeling strong and well-protected from heartbreak!"

"Are you made of collagen? Because you’re supporting my heart with your beauty!"

"You're like a breath of fresh air, unique and refreshing, like no one else I've ever met before."

"I must be a tissue because I can't help but want to comfort you every time those beautiful eyes get watery."

"You must be supporting tissue, because every time I see you, my body feels a little more alive and excited!"

"Haha, I believe in being both environmentally friendly and original. Let's create fresh experiences together."

"If you were nervous tissue, I’d be the synapse—because I can’t resist connecting with you!"

"You must be made of nervous tissue, because every touch sends electric sparks through me!"

"If crying together is the best way to bond, let’s make some unforgettable memories—tissues optional, laughter guaranteed."

"Are you made of elastic tissue? Because every time you leave, my heart stretches out waiting for you to bounce back!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and give your tissue a chance to react?"

"Just like a tissue, you are refreshingly unique and definitely not meant for second-hand use. Let's keep it original, shall we?"

"Are you a cardiac muscle? Because my heart races every time I see you, and I can't resist the spark."

"Are you made of nerve cells? Because you’ve got my heart racing like a neuron firing!"

"Are you a box of tissues? 'Cause every time I'm in sorrow, I can't help but reach for you."

Are you a tissue? Because you always make my heart feel better, even with a stuffy nose.

"Are you nervous tissue? Because you’ve got my heart racing and my neurons firing just thinking about you."

"Let’s share some tears together; I’ll bring the tissues if you bring your heart."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my cardiac rhythm on speed dial?"

"Are you made of collagen? Because you're single-handedly holding my life together just like human tissues."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my nervous tissue?"

"Are you made of compact bone? Because you’re providing some serious support for my heart!"

"You must be made of collagen, cause you just connected with my heart the same way collagen connects tissues."

"Girl, must be some elastic tissue in those jeans, because my heart can't seem to snap back from your stunning charm."

"Are you made of cardiac muscle? Because my heart races every time I see you, and it's totally nervous tissue!"

"I must be nervous tissue, because just being near you sends signals straight to my heart."

"You must be supporting tissue, because you've got me feeling all kinds of connections I can't resist."

"Are you made of collagen? Because my attraction to you is as strong and as fundamental as tissue structure."

"Well, I pride myself on being a brand new box of tissues - ready to be of use and make every moment count."

"Are you made of connective tissue? Because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of supported and connected."

Are you an open fracture?

‘Cause I can feel you penetrating my soft tissue.

May I ask you a question?

Does this tissue smell like chloroform?

Hey beuty, what does this tissue smell like?

*You pass her tissue full of chloroform*