Top 23 Muscle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Muscle pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. They say the tongue is the strongest muscle.

   Wanna wrestle?;)

2. My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.

3. They say the tongue is a muscle. mine needs a workout. you wanna be my trainer?

4. Did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body?

   So do you want to work out?

5. My zygomaticus muscle contracts everytime I see you.

6. You’re so cute you make my zygomatic muscles contract.

7. Hey, did you know your lips are a muscle...

   ...let's work out.

8. I have heard that the tongue's the strongest muscle in our body

   Wanna fight?

9. Bulletproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

10. Do you want to know how I got these muscles?

    Lifting children out of poverty.
    
    Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...

Funny muscle pickup lines

Hey did you know the heart's a muscle?
Because you've been working mine all day

Are you my cardiac muscle cells?

Because you're always in my heart

Wanna feel my muscles?

Only a dime a minute.

Some say the pelvic muscle is the most difficult to work out.

I beg to differ.

You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Those pectoral muscles are so hot they should be contraband.

I'm 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine.

You have great arm muscles, I bet you’re good at making your own ice cream.

Bullproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

Every muscle in your body is beautiful.

Let's work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!