Top 21 Muscle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Muscle chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.

2. They say the tongue is a muscle. mine needs a workout. you wanna be my trainer?

3. Did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body?

   So do you want to work out?

4. My zygomaticus muscle contracts everytime I see you.

5. You’re so cute you make my zygomatic muscles contract.

6. Hey, did you know your lips are a muscle...

   ...let's work out.

7. I have heard that the tongue's the strongest muscle in our body

   Wanna fight?

8. Do you want to know how I got these muscles?

   Lifting children out of poverty.
   
   Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...

9. Wanna feel my muscles?

   Only a dime a minute.

10. Are you my cardiac muscle cells?

    Because you're always in my heart

Funny muscle pickup lines

Hey did you know the heart's a muscle?
Because you've been working mine all day

Some say the pelvic muscle is the most difficult to work out.

I beg to differ.

The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that.

These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize.

PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s.

Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this".

\-Damien

Let's work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!

You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Those pectoral muscles are so hot they should be contraband.

I'm 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine.

You have great arm muscles, I bet you’re good at making your own ice cream.

Bullproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

Every muscle in your body is beautiful.