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Top 15 Spare Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spare pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. They call my dick spare change

    Cause I use it for snacks like you

  2. Can you spare a second?

  3. Do you have a spare kidney?

    Because I think we’re a match.

  4. Girl, you must be a spare tire

    Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy

  5. Do you have a spare wheel in your car?

    ... cause I wanna put one in your trunk.

    this one's good because you can use it on any gender ;)

  6. Are you the type of person that has a lot of spare change?

    Because my dad always said I needed some cents, and a dime like you could be the change I need.

  7. I lost my coochie

    I need a spare can I borrow yours

  8. It's bowling night...

    Do you want me to spare you or pin you down?

    - Day 20

  9. Are your assets temporarily or permanently restricted? BC I'd spare no expense to unrestrict them

  10. What time do you have to be back in heaven? I was wondering if you could spare a few minutes and dance with me?

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I could use some spare change and you're a dime.

I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?

Come on, don’t SPARE my feelings!

Don't worry about spare-ing my feelings, but how would you feel about a date?

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