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Top 20 Noodle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Noodle pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Noodle tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

    They both wiggle when you eat them.

  2. So you’re straight?

    So are noodles until they get hot.

  3. I will make you soften as fast as instant noodles.

  4. Ayo girl, are you Vietnamese noodle soup? Because you look so pho-kable.

  5. Do you like Ramen Noodles? Cuz I'll be Rammin' my noodle in you later.

  6. Do you like ramen noodles?

    Cause im gonna be ramen my noodle in you tonight

  7. You are like noodle soup. I can never pho-get about you.

  8. Are you a hot bowl of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!

  9. Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!

  10. Girl, my pho noodle is extra firm for you.


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What is a Noodle pickup line?

Working noodle pickup lines

Are you hot water
Because you make my noodle soft

Anti pickup line

Are you a Pastafarian?

Cause I need someone to warm my noodle and eat my sauce.

Do you like Noodles and Company?

Her: Uh sure

You: Good, I'll provide the noodle, you keep it company ;)

Are you a bowl of noodles?

Cause' I love your noods

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This is a funny Noodle pickup line!

Hey girl you handle my noodle just right.

I like my ramen noodle naked, hot, and bold.

My ramen noodle gets extra firm for you.

You eat Ramen Noodles, well I'll be Ramen my noodle in you later .

Come up to my room, I'll open the package, add some water, and show you a good time with my cup noodle.