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Top 17 noodle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Noodle chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

    They both wiggle when you eat them.

  2. So you’re straight? So are noodles until they get hot.

  3. I will make you soften as fast as instant noodles.

  4. Ayo girl, are you Vietnamese noodle soup? Because you look so pho-kable.

  5. Do you like Ramen Noodles? Cuz I'll be Rammin' my noodle in you later.

  6. Do you like ramen noodles?

    Cause im gonna be ramen my noodle in you tonight

  7. Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!

  8. Are you hot water

    Because you make my noodle soft

    Anti pickup line

  9. Do you like Noodles and Company?

    Her: Uh sure

    You: Good, I'll provide the noodle, you keep it company ;)

  10. Hey there sea man

    Wanna... inspect ma gills?


    (Phan?)


    (Credit to the long depressed Winnie the Pooh noodle and the purest model lester)

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Are you a bowl of noodles?
Cause' I love your noods

You eat Ramen Noodles, well I'll be Ramen my noodle in you later .

Come up to my room, I'll open the package, add some water, and show you a good time with my cup noodle.

Do you like Ramen Noodles? Because I'll be Rammin' my noodle in you later.

Hey girl you handle my noodle just right.

I like my ramen noodle naked, hot, and bold.

My ramen noodle gets extra firm for you.