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Top 50 Home Pick Up lines

Do you ever pick up girls or guys at home? Use these clever and funny home related pick up lines to help you break the ice. These pick up lines feature common household items, themes, and ideas. Make these lines work for you by adjusting to your own personal situations.

  1. Are you a library book?

    Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better

  2. Let's play a game,

    Winner takes loser home.

  3. You must be a high test score...

    Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

  4. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

    Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  5. Yeah I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.

  6. L'd love to show you my world,

    But I'm pretty sure you have a mirror at home.

  7. Are you sasuke?

    cus you're coming home with me tonight.

  8. If you go home with me this could be the best night of your life...

  9. Why don't you suprise your roomate and not come home tonight?

  10. Hey Girl, there's a shopping sale at my home

    Clothes are 100% off.


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What is a Home pickup line?

Working home pickup lines

You don't wanna go home with me?

Objection!

If I take you home, you'll be magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

Can I take you home? You are hot as a ceiling fire!

You probably shouldn't go home with me, but I can almost guarantee you will.

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This is a funny Home pickup line!

And.. I look at you.. And.. I'm home.

You should come home with me, the only things I don't have registered are my kiss offenses.

Hey, are you leftovers?

‘coz i want to take you home.

I named my ship Relations cause I like to be literal and knew you were coming home with me.

Baby, I’m an American Express lover ... you shouldn’t go home without me.

You're the kind of ghoul to take home to mummy.

Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

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Working Home tinder opener

Caviar or caviaren't you coming home with me tonight?

Do you want to come home with me tonight? That's a rhetorical question.

Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.

If Coronavirus is the reason to keep you at home

I would like to be the one to take you out

My home is where I park it

Are you a seashell? Because I’d like to pick you up and take you home with me.

Your Nursing home or mine?

Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.

Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something stupid, eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home!

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?