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Top 50 Environment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Environment pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Someone: I’m trash

    You: As someone who deeply cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 pm okay?

  2. Let's merge our environments.

  3. You’re a piece of trash

    As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

    How does 7 o’clock sound?

  4. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

  5. Ya know, I've been thinking about the environment...

    What do you think about we reduce our water consumption by taking bath together? I can wash your back if you want.

  6. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

  7. Venus ain't got nothing on you.

  8. I hope it's not an inconvenient truth to learn that I love you.

  9. That look you just gave the Minister of Environment really brings out the colour of your eyes.

  10. You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

Funny environment pickup lines

I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having sex later.

Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

Do it for Mother Earth.

Did you know my sheets come from only organic, fair-trade silk?

Did you know I recorded the 1953 Christmas hit 'Santa Baby'?

Cars Pollute, so can I pick you up on my electric scooter

Care to show me your ozone layer?

Can I buy which you drink? In a reusable bottle keep in mind.

Your fast asset made me deposit my capital contribution early, I hope you have some mitigating controls in place! Yeah, I have a virtually non-existent control environment...I'd recommend accruing for a contingent liability

I don't care what Copernicus says, you're the only planet to me.

Can I be your axis for the night?

Did that rising sea-level get your pants wet? We better get you out of those!

I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist, because you are so eco-friendly

Baby, the connection I'm feeling is stronger than the link between climate change and extreme weather

I am glad we are creating a sustainable relationship.

Do you believe in the big bang theory?

How deep are your oceans?

Baby, looking at you makes me want to be on top like a rooftop garden, underneath like geothermal energy.

Baby, I like my energy clean and my bedroom dirty, so let's just transition to the sheets

Hey sexy, I hear climate change is going to get really bad, you are gonna need a lover that knows the bush and can hunt.

Baby, all the ones other guys are unsustainable. Pay attention, I’ve got a environment friendly resource. We can go all night.