Today’s forecast: Mostly h**... and a chance of baby makin’

Is your name Summer? Cause you are as hot as h**....

You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

How does 7 o’clock sound?

Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my p**....

Let's get you out of those bloody clothes.

Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you're good at blowing.

I can't j**... off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?

The Arizona desert's full of cacti, but I've got the biggest p**....

"You're so hot, you must have invented global warming. Can I be your environment to protect?"

Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide? ‘Cause you're making my world hot as h**...!

Save water. Shower in my c**......

"My feelings for you, as deep as the sea, In your captivating eyes, our future I see."

Here's an inconvenient truth -- you have a nice ass

"Absolutely. Moving forward always opens up new possibilities. By the way, are you a fan of adventure or more of a serene environment lover?"

"Is your name Ozone? Because you just filled the gap in my atmosphere and it's giving me quite the global warming."

Are you trash?

Cuz for the sake of the environment, I need to pick you up.

Just got the weekend forecast…mostly h**... with a chance of doing “it”.

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

"My love for you is like the environment, it's constantly growing and endlessly recyclable."

It’s really powerful that you feel that way. Everyone deserves connection, and I’m all about creating an open environment to share and grow together.

"Are you a forest? Because every time I see your eyes, I see an untouched environment waiting to be discovered."

Ya know, I've been thinking about the environment...

What do you think about we reduce our water consumption by taking bath together? I can wash your back if you want.

"Is your name Oxygen? Because I can't breathe when you're around... probably due to all this air pollution."

"Are you a renewable resource? Because every time I see you, my energy levels just keep getting replenished."

"Just like the enduring beauty of nature in Rizz, your captivating charm seems timeless to me."

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

Venus ain't got nothing on you.

"In this environment called Rizz, you're the most captivating sight I've ever seen."

I hope it's not an inconvenient truth to learn that I love you.

"Is your name Rizz? Because just like the environment, you've got a natural beauty I'd love to explore."

"Seeing you both makes me realize what I missed. Let's sort things out and create a nurturing environment for our little angel."

"Like a wind turbine, you whirl me around, your beauty is renewable, in you my heart's found."

"Are you a succulent? Because I can't help but notice how well you thrive in any environment."

"Wearing green like Mother Nature's favorite princess, did it take a magic spell to get your eyes to match perfectly?"

That look you just gave the Minister of Environment really brings out the colour of your eyes.

"Is your name Rizz? Because every time I see you, my environment gets infinitely more beautiful."

"Just like the environment needs care, my heart needs your love to stay green and alive."

"Just as we can't live without nature, I find it impossible to imagine life without you."

Well, lucky for me, I love a good challenge. I thrive in competitive environments, especially when it comes to winning someone as intriguing as you.

"Do you believe in global warming? Because you just melted this polar ice cap of a heart."

"Your eyes outshine the stars, my dear, more captivating than a solar panel's cheer."

"Like the environment, my love for you is infinitely refreshing and constantly growing."

You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

"Just like a vibrant Rizz, you add color and life to my otherwise monotonous environment."

I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having kiss later.

Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

"You're as radiant as the sun's ray, can we power this love and make it green every day?"

Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

"Like a wind farm's gentle whirl, your laughter spins my eco-friendly world."

I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist, because you are so eco-friendly

I can see us in orbit together.

I can't resist your gravitational pull.

I can't stop thinking about what is under your topsoil.

I don't care what Copernicus says, you're the only planet to me.

I don't drive a car, but I'd love to walk you home!

I have data that suggests your hotness has increased 70% during the last 20 years.

I hope it's not aninconvenient truth to learn that I love you.

I just got dumped, would you recycle me into your boyfriend

I like my men the way I like my wind turbines: tall, sturdy, and full of energy.

I love getting dirty, and you seem to have a lot of it.

I love T&A, Trees and Air Quality

I love the way you whip through my hair, I wish it was with hurricane force.

I love your soft edges.

I mainly date guys who recycle

I should call you carbon, 'cause you're causing a period of unprecedented warming in my atmosphere.

I want to climb your trees and swing.

I want to conserve water by taking a shower with you.

I want to fly in your friendly skies.

I want to swim deeply in all five of your oceans.

I won’t faucet offshore oil, but I will tap something else.

I would love to experience tectonic subduction with you.

I'd love to explore your longitudes and latitudes.

I'd make your icebergs melt.

I'd never mow your grass with a gas mower.

I'm an environmentalist, because I wouldn't want you any hotter than you already are.

I’d plan to leave my carbon presence.. in your bedroom.

I’m sure we could both reach the Big O… ozone that is

If I wrote you a protest song, would you sing it with me?

In this entire universe, all I want is you.

Is it hot in here or is it the greenhouse effect?

Is it hot in here? Or did you just render every known climate change model irrelevant?

Is that the summit of Mt. Everest or are you just happy to see me?

Is there a magnetic field between us or am I just attracted to you?

Is your middle name turbine? Cuz you've got me spinning

It got really hot all of the sudden. Is it global warming? Oh, wait, you just walked into the room

Just say yes and I'll make sure you never get cold feet.

Just verifying your emissions.

Let's go shed a couple parts per million and get back to our natural state.

Like the bamboo sheets on your bed I want to cover you with sustainable love!

Looking at you gives me a renewable energy source in my pants

Meet me inside Davy Jones' Locker, I'll be Neptune, you be my staff.

My favorite geological features are created under pressure.

My h2o and footprint? Why it’s some size 16. And you know what THAT means, right?

My middle name could be Magellan, because I love exploring your continents.

Save water, shower with me at night.

Should we take this conversation above sea level?

The average temps haves climbed 1. 4 degrees Fahrenheit while you walked in here.

The only thing which can come between us is normally Ralph Nader.

Turning off the Lights, is one of my Turn On's

Turning off your Engine, gets my motor humming

Venus aint got nothing on you.

Wanna are aware of the backseat of my Prius?

Wanna C how many O's the 2 of us can make?

You blow my mind like Geothermal Heating Technology!

Wanna go back to my place and work some horizontal leadership?

Wanna swap airborne particulates?

Wanna take a shower with me to conserve water?

Want a relationship full of free, prior & informed consent? We're a match made in heaven

Want to go back to my place for some geospatial analysis?

Want to play chemical make up with my periodic table of elements?

We can cut down our water use if we shower together.

We don't need to frack to make the bed rock.

Oh sorry to brush up against you with my h**... shirt, or am I?

What do you and this used soda can have in common? I'm going to pick you up around 7pm.

What do you say we make a Just Transition back to my place?

What do you say? - You, me, a pair of hand cuffs, and the corporate headquarters of your choice.

What is your energy-to-mass ratio?

What time do you get off work? Let's carpool it back to my place

What's 100% organic and likes to party? This guy.

What's your favorite kind of cloud? Mine are cumulus.

When I see you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising...

When I'm near you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising

Why don't we go back to my yurt and plant some seeds?

Why don't we peel back your mantle a bit and have a peek.

Will you help me find my puppy, I think he went into that Eco-friendly Hotel across the street

Will you teach me about plate tectonics?

Would you like to hug my tree?

You are hot to the core aren't you?!

You are rarer than only a panda in the mad… and nearly as graceful.

You eyes are as bright as energy saving halogen light bulbs, would you light up my life?