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Top 50 Environment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Environment pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Someone: I’m trash

    You: As someone who deeply cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 pm okay?

  2. Let's merge our environments.

  3. You’re a piece of trash

    As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

    How does 7 o’clock sound?

  4. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

  5. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

  6. Venus ain't got nothing on you.

  7. I hope it's not an inconvenient truth to learn that I love you.

  8. That look you just gave the Minister of Environment really brings out the colour of your eyes.

  9. I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having sex later.

  10. You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

Funny environment pickup lines

Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

Are you trash?

Cuz of you are, as a person who cares about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is 6pm okay?

Did you know my sheets come from only organic, fair-trade silk?

Ain't no mountain high enough to keep me away from you.

Did that rising sea-level get your pants wet? We better get you out of those!

Cars Pollute, so can I pick you up on my electric scooter

Care to show me your ozone layer?

Your fast asset made me deposit my capital contribution early, I hope you have some mitigating controls in place! Yeah, I have a virtually non-existent control environment...I'd recommend accruing for a contingent liability

Can I buy which you drink? In a reusable bottle keep in mind.

I don't drive a car, but I'd love to walk you home!

I can see us in orbit together.

Did you know I recorded the 1953 Christmas hit 'Santa Baby'?

Can I be your axis for the night?

Do it for Mother Earth.

I bet you know a thing or two about bedrock.

Do you know what time it is? It's time to take your boyfriend to the dump.

How'd you like to capture some of my emissions?

Baby, the connection I'm feeling is stronger than the link between climate change and extreme weather

Baby, looking at you makes me want to be on top like a rooftop garden, underneath like geothermal energy.

Hey, let’s come up with compost, not love. As well as war.

Baby, I like my energy clean and my bedroom dirty, so let's just transition to the sheets