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Top 26 Facebook Pick Up lines

Do you want to use and take advantage of Facebook’s status feature to pick up guys or girls? We have compiled the best list of pick up lines that work on Facebook. These funny and witty pick up lines can be used in real life situations. They can also be used when searching for guys or girls on Facebook. Use these Facebook pick up lines to flirt and make that first impression!

  1. Do you like social media?

    Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?

  2. I can go down longer than facebook

  3. Girl are you a Facebook status?

    Cuz I like you.

  4. Hey girl are u facebook? Because I want you to invade my privacy.

  5. Roses are red, violets are blue

    Pornhub is down, your Facebook will do

  6. Facebook isn't the only place I want you to poke me.

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Hi ____, is this still available?

Works everytime.

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Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

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I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened? It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate. (John Connor)

As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.


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My house is like Facebook

Because their are a lot of unattended little kids in my house who lie about their age

Call me facebook

Because I’d like to know everything about you

What's the difference between you and Facebook?
You don't have all my information yet

Roses are red violets are blue..

Pornhub is down your mom's Facebook will do

Is your name South Pacific?

Cuz I Vanuatu on Facebook.


There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

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Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

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I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now?

Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.

What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account?

I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.

Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened?

It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate.

Using smooth Facebook phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Facebook conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Facebook phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Facebook lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.