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Top 15 Facebook Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Facebook chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Girl are you a Facebook status?

    Cuz I like you.

  2. Roses are red, violets are blue

    Pornhub is down, your Facebook will do

  3. Facebook isn't the only place I want you to poke me.

  4. Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

  5. My house is like Facebook

    Because their are a lot of unattended little kids in my house who lie about their age

  6. Call me facebook

    Because I’d like to know everything about you

  7. What's the difference between you and Facebook?

    You don't have all my information yet

  8. Roses are red violets are blue..

    Pornhub is down your mom's Facebook will do

  9. There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

    Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

  10. What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account?

    I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.

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Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened?

It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate.

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

Let's tumblr back to myspace baby... I will twitter your yahoo until I google on your facebook... Pininterest?

Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now?

Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.