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Hi ____, is this still available?

Works everytime.

This is pickup lines for Facebook marketplace right?

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The way i go down on you.

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You don't have all my information yet

Is your name South Pacific?

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Roses are red violets are blue..

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There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

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