Top 26 Facebook Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Facebook pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Facebook conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Do you like social media?

   Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?

2. I can go down longer than facebook

3. Girl are you a Facebook status?

   Cuz I like you.

4. Hey girl are u facebook? Because I want you to invade my privacy.

5. Roses are red, violets are blue

   Pornhub is down, your Facebook will do

6. Facebook isn't the only place I want you to poke me.

7. Hi ____, is this still available?

   Works everytime.
   
   This is pickup lines for Facebook marketplace right?

8. Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

9. How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

10. How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

Funny facebook pickup lines

Call me facebook servers..
The way i go down on you.

I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened? It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate. (John Connor)

As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

Call me facebook

Because I’d like to know everything about you

What's the difference between you and Facebook?
You don't have all my information yet

Roses are red violets are blue..

Pornhub is down your mom's Facebook will do

Is your name South Pacific?

Cuz I Vanuatu on Facebook.

There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

Let's tumblr back to myspace baby... I will twitter your yahoo until I google on your facebook... Pininterest?

Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account?

I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.

Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened?

It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate.