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Top 28 Instagram Pick Up lines

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  1. I'd like to instagram the hell outta you.

  2. Can i follow you on instagram?

    Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

  3. Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?

  4. You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.

  5. Trust me; read this

    So you preferably use this on instagram
    you be like “hey someone impersonating your account”
    they be like “who?”
    you reply with “@nasa” “because you’re out of this world”

  6. Trust me; read this

    So you preferably use this on instagram
    you be like “hey someone impersonating your account”
    they be like “who?”
    you reply with “@nasa” “because you’re out of this world”

  7. Can I have your Instagram?

    My parents said I should follow my dreams.

  8. I believe in following my dreams… on that note, what’s your instagram?

  9. Roses are red, violets are blue

    Pornhub's down, your instagram will do.

  10. Do u have an Instagram?

    Cus my mom tell me to follow u'r dre4m

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What’s your Instagram?
Her: Why?
Me: because my mom told me to follow my dreams

Hey girl, if you were an Instagram photo, I would double tap you.

I believe in following my dreams.

**So can I have your Instagram?** ***:)***

I went to your girlfriend's Instagram page

It said "edit profile"

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Girl are you an Instagram post

Because I wanna double tap you

Are you Instagram?
Because I wanna post videos with you

Pickup for a girl on instagram

"If you zoom in you can see me in your pants" if they point out the fact that they aren't wearing pants (I.e. a swimsuit, or a skirt) you say "what a coincidence, I'm no wearing pants either"

Tried to come up with two xD

Hey girl are you an Instagram story?
Coz I keep swiping you right to see you again.

Hey girl are you a post on reddit?
Coz you're hot and have my upvote.

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

They say follow your dreams

So are you gonna give me your instagram or what?

Baby, you're so like Instagram,

Scroll down a bit and 'you're all caught up'.

Are you instagram?

Cause after you stole my memes. You stole my heart.

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Do I know you from Instagram?

Np

Hey girl, are you Instagram?

Cuz I can swipe my fingers down on you all day long.

Alioop

Alioop w some random numbers was this p cute girls snapchat name, j got her off of Instagram DMs
Reddit do ur thing <3

You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.