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Top 24 instagram Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Instagram chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I'd like to instagram the hell outta you.

  2. Can i follow you on instagram?

    Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

  3. You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.

  4. Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?

  5. Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.

  6. Roses are red, violets are blue

    Pornhub's down, your instagram will do.

  7. Do u have an Instagram?

    Cus my mom tell me to follow u'r dre4m

  8. Hey girl, if you were an Instagram photo, I would double tap you.

  9. Girl are you an Instagram post

    Because I wanna double tap you

  10. Are you Instagram?

    Because I wanna post videos with you

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Tried to come up with two xD
Hey girl are you an Instagram story?
Coz I keep swiping you right to see you again.

Hey girl are you a post on reddit?
Coz you're hot and have my upvote.

Pickup for a girl on instagram

"If you zoom in you can see me in your pants" if they point out the fact that they aren't wearing pants (I.e. a swimsuit, or a skirt) you say "what a coincidence, I'm no wearing pants either"

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?

My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

Woman of my dreams texted me first. Help?

So basically I’m a small time YouTube and I promoted my video on my Instagram story. She saw that story and replied to me about it saying “it was so funny lol”. What’s something good and flirty I can say back to her?

They say follow your dreams

So are you gonna give me your instagram or what?

Hey girl, are you Instagram?

Cuz I can swipe my fingers down on you all day long.

Alioop w some random numbers was this p cute girls snapchat name, j got her off of Instagram DMs
Reddit do ur thing <3

Instagram Flirting

Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram.
So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines.

After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi".

But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups .
But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?'

Again I hit 'Do you know me ?'
She replied 'Kon hooo bhai'

"Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams"

She : Aww that was cute 🥰 ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry

Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score

She : omg!!!
Ima take that from you

You should follow me so I can see your insta

And FU*K oucht

Baby, you're so like Instagram,

Scroll down a bit and 'you're all caught up'.

Opening line needed ASAP guys

Suggest me an opening line ASAP, we have been following each other on instagram since a while now, i have decided to make the move and reply her on this story, “CAN ALREADY SMELL THE FLOWERS AND CUTE MESSAGES I WONT BE GETTING ON THIS VALENTINE’s DAY” please suggest me something where i dont look as a creep, fyi, we dont know each other, we dont even have mutuals, completely random people

Are you instagram?

Cause after you stole my memes. You stole my heart.

Stumbled upon the best 10/10 I've seen on instagram earlier, give me your best openers

Most upvotes wins

Do I know you from Instagram?


You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.