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Top 50 Google Pick Up lines

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  1. I'm mad that google didn't tell me

    That you were the best place to eat out

  2. Weird how your profile keeps popping up when i google best places to eat out

  3. Do you like social media?

    Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?

  4. Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

    Idk but I tried googling it

  5. Forget Google, check out my doodle!

  6. Be honest...without Googling, how many digits of Pi can you recite?

  7. I searched for "beautiful" on Google Maps

    And it lead me to you

  8. Is your name Google?

    Because you got everything I am searching for.

  9. Your name must be Google. You have everything I’m searching for!

  10. I need to raise a complain to google

    They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.

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You showed up on my Google maps
Was looking for a great place to eat out

Are you google ? Because you're everything I am searching for.

Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

But that can’t be true because it never led me to you

Baby you must be Google Goggles because they increase my reality.

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Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat

I’m complaining to google maps about you..
For not being labeled as the best place to eat out

Hey Girl is your name google??

Coz you got everything I am searching for

Im filing a complaint to Google maps

For not recommending you for the best place to eat out

Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

Google maps is broken.

It didn't give me the directions to your heart.

You are like Google....

Because you have got everything I am searching for.


Cause I always want you down onto me!

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I think I saw you in a Google search!

Her: For what?

Beautiful Singles near me.

Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

Are you Google?

Because you don't like me Bing here

At Wide Receiver… is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for…from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Antonio Brown!

Google Chrome in the streets but Explore in the sheets

I like to take things slow.

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

Hey baby, are you Google Chrome?

Because you use all of my memory

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

When I ask google for a place to eat

You were #1 on that list.

Hey girl, are you GOOGLE CHROME ?

Cuz you occupying way much memory in my head....