Top 50 Google Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Google pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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I'm mad that google didn't tell me
That you were the best place to eat out
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Weird how your profile keeps popping up when i google best places to eat out
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Do you like social media?
Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?
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Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?
Idk but I tried googling it
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Forget Google, check out my doodle!
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Be honest...without Googling, how many digits of Pi can you recite?
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I searched for "beautiful" on Google Maps
And it lead me to you
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Is your name Google?
Because you got everything I am searching for.
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Your name must be Google. You have everything I’m searching for!
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I need to raise a complain to google
They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.
Funny google pickup lines
You showed up on my Google maps
Was looking for a great place to eat out
Are you google ? Because you're everything I am searching for.
Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life
But that can’t be true because it never led me to you
Baby you must be Google Goggles because they increase my reality.
Google maps is so unreliable
It doesn't show you as a good place to eat
I’m complaining to google maps about you..
For not being labeled as the best place to eat out
Hey Girl is your name google??
Coz you got everything I am searching for
Im filing a complaint to Google maps
For not recommending you for the best place to eat out
Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?
Google maps is broken.
It didn't give me the directions to your heart.
You are like Google....
Because you have got everything I am searching for.
HEY GURL! ARE YOU GOOGLE?
Cause I always want you down onto me!
I think I saw you in a Google search!
Her: For what?
Beautiful Singles near me.
Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
Are you Google?
Because you don't like me Bing here
At Wide Receiver… is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for…from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Antonio Brown!
Google Chrome in the streets but Explore in the sheets
I like to take things slow.
How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?
Hey baby, are you Google Chrome?
Because you use all of my memory
How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
When I ask google for a place to eat
You were #1 on that list.
Hey girl, are you GOOGLE CHROME ?
Cuz you occupying way much memory in my head....