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Top 50 Google Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Google pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Google tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm mad that google didn't tell me

    That you were the best place to eat out

  2. Weird how your profile keeps popping up when i google best places to eat out

  3. Hey girl, I'm not using Google anymore coz when I saw you the search was over

    *wink *wink

  4. Do you like social media?

    Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?

  5. Ain't using Google no more , cause when I saw you , the search was over

  6. Hey girl, I'm going to email Google Maps for not listing you as one of the best places to eat out

  7. Hey girl are you a spreadsheet?because I wanna view you under my google sheets

  8. Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

    Idk but I tried googling it

  9. Forget Google, check out my doodle!

  10. I just stopped using google...

    Because once i found you, the search was over


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Be honest...without Googling, how many digits of Pi can you recite?

I searched for "beautiful" on Google Maps

And it lead me to you

Is your name Google?

Because you got everything I am searching for.

Your name must be Google. You have everything I’m searching for!

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You showed up on my Google maps

Was looking for a great place to eat out

Are you google ? Because you're everything I am searching for.

Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

But that can’t be true because it never led me to you

Baby you must be Google Goggles because they increase my reality.

You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity

Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat

I’m complaining to google maps about you..

For not being labeled as the best place to eat out

Are you google?

'Cause you make me want to search up pickup lines to impress you.

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I search Google for nearby restaurants and it lead me to you because you got the whole meal.

Im filing a complaint to Google maps

For not recommending you for the best place to eat out

Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

Are you familiar with Google Drive?

Because I wanna get you in my Sheets.

Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube? Because I need to google how to do you.

If I were Google, I would definitely rank you #1 for 'beautiful.'

You must be banned from Google because it’s blackhat to look that good.

Excuse me but do you by any chance work at google?

No? because i swear you have everything i'm searching for

Are you the next Google Update? Because I hear you will be coming soon.

Google maps is broken.

It didn't give me the directions to your heart.

You are like Google....

Because you have got everything I am searching for.