Top 21 Spotify Pick Up lines

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1. I'm gonna sue spotify

   For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

2. I gotta question

   Apple Music or Spotify
   Did you see the glitch earlier?
   
   
   You weren’t listed as the top hottest single

3. I need to report Spotify

   Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

4. I might sue Spotify

   Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

5. Apple Music or Spotify?

   Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
   Her: what glitch?
   Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

6. I’m so mad at Spotify

   Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

7. Hey I just checked Spotify

   It says you're this week's hottest new single.

8. I think my Spotify is broken

   because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

9. I ought to complain to Spotify

   For you not being named this week’s hottest single.

10. Hey sorry for the slow reply

    I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

Funny spotify pickup lines

Hey ______, can you guess why you haven't been on Spotify's Hot Singles list?
Cause you're off the charts ;)

Dang, girl, are you my Spotify playlist?

‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.

(could be replaced with anything you like to listen to)

Idk if you experience this but there's a problem with my spotify like...

I wonder why this week's hottest single is not you?

I’m going to have to report Spotify...

Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week

Are you Spotify?

Cuz i can listen to you all day

I'm gonna have to complain to Spotify...
Cause when I clicked on 'this weeks hottest single' you weren't there

Im gonna complain spotify

That you aren't listed in the hottest singles of this week

Did you notice the mistake on Spotify this week?

They forgot to list you as hottest single !

I think there's something wrong with my Spotify...

I can't seem to find you on the hottest singles list.

Girl you're like my favorite spotify playlist...

No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.

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