Top 31 Spotify Pick Up lines

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1. I'm gonna sue spotify

   For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

2. Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

   Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.

3. I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you

   You were in the hottest singles this week

4. My Spotify sucks.

   It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!

5. I just ended my spotify subscription

   Cuz they failed to list you as hottest single of the month

6. Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify?

   For some reason, they don't have you listed as the week's hottest single. .-.

7. I gotta question

   Apple Music or Spotify
   Did you see the glitch earlier?
   
   
   You weren’t listed as the top hottest single

8. I need to report Spotify

   Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

9. I might sue Spotify

   Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

10. Apple Music or Spotify?

    Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
    Her: what glitch?
    Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

Funny spotify pickup lines

Spotify wrapped this spotify wrapped that
How about you spot if i want to be wrapped in your arms for the rest of my life huh?

I’m so mad at Spotify

Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month

Hey I just checked Spotify

It says you're this week's hottest new single.

I think my Spotify is broken

because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

Spotify wrapped this, Spotify wrapped that, how aboit you spot if I wanna be wrapped in your arms

Hey girl, are you on Spotify?
Because you are the hottest single of the week.

I'm gonna have to report spotify, it didnt show you on hottest singles this week

I lowkey wanna complain to spotify

I lowkey wanna complan to spotify coz u’re not on the hottest single of the week

Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

Hey ______, can you guess why you haven't been on Spotify's Hot Singles list?

Cause you're off the charts ;)

Dang, girl, are you my Spotify playlist?

‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.

(could be replaced with anything you like to listen to)

I think there's something wrong with my Spotify...

I can't seem to find you on the hottest singles list.

Idk if you experience this but there's a problem with my spotify like...

I wonder why this week's hottest single is not you?

Did you notice the mistake on Spotify this week?

They forgot to list you as hottest single !

Im gonna complain spotify

That you aren't listed in the hottest singles of this week

I'm gonna have to complain to Spotify...

Cause when I clicked on 'this weeks hottest single' you weren't there

Are you Spotify?

Cuz i can listen to you all day

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My Spotify must be broken because I don’t see you on the top ten hottest singles list

I’m going to have to report Spotify...

Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week