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Top 50 Twitter Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Twitter pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you like social media?

    Then why don't you go over to Myspace so I could Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook?

  2. Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.

  3. You had me at the first character of 140...

  4. If there was a favorite button on your profile, I'd press it everyday.

  5. Do you subtweet here often?

  6. You make my heart Tweet!

  7. If you were on twitter, I'd follow you.

  8. How many times are we gonna exchange favorites before we exchange numbers?

  9. Wish you had a star so I could favorite you.

  10. I see you could use some help with your social media presence. Follow me back to my place.

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You're way too beautiful to have such few followers!

I have re-tweeted your heart into my heart.

Hey girl you're sexy. Send me naked pics.

My heart is moving faster than this twitter chat.

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Fake followers or not, my love for you is real.

Girl you're so fine, I bet you have more followers than Kim Kardashian.

Baby, if I ran twitter I'd give you an extra ten characters.

Girl, are you retweets, because i keep waiting for you all day long.

How about instead of favoriting my tweets, I be YOUR favorite?

Yeah, I favorite her, but I RETWEET you...

I like how you tweet. Or Retweet.

Nice hashtag!

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You gotta hashtag to go with that tweet.

Did you get a push notification? When you were retweeted form heaven?

If you're a tweet, you'd be my only favourite.

10,000 Tweets and it still feels like the first time!

If you like my tweets, you're gonna love my penis.

I don't just want to favorite your tweets I want to favorite you.

Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

I don’t need Twitter to follow you.

What’s your twitter handle?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Girl you are my favorite but would you like to be my retweet?

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?