If you were on twitter, I'd follow you.

How many times are we gonna exchange favorites before we exchange numbers?

Wish you had a star so I could favorite you.

I see you could use some help with your social media presence. Follow me back to my place.

I have re-tweeted your heart into my heart.

My heart is moving faster than this twitter chat.

Do you have a hashtag, because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

Fake followers or not, my love for you is real.

Baby, if I ran twitter I'd give you an extra ten characters.

Girl, are you retweets, because i keep waiting for you all day long.

How about instead of favoriting my tweets, I be YOUR favorite?

I like how you tweet. Or Retweet.

Nice hashtag!

I have a nicer username, you could always follow me instead.

You gotta hashtag to go with that tweet.

Did you get a push notification? When you were retweeted form heaven?

"Do you use Twitter often? Because you just hashtagged my heart with 'trending forever.'"

Haha, maybe we should start a petition to send him to a "Twitter jail" instead! 😉

You look familiar. Maybe I follow you on Twitter. Do you know who you look like?

10,000 Tweets and it still feels like the first time!

"Is your name Twitter? Because every time you speak, it's like sweet birdsong to my ears, Kuchu!"

"Girl, with all those social media handles, it's a wonder how you've managed to stay out of my DMs this long."

I don't just want to favorite your tweets I want to favorite you.

Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

I don’t need Twitter to follow you.

Girl you are my favorite but would you like to be my retweet?

What’s your twitter handle?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Hey girl call me ywitter

Why twitter?

cause unlike the others, i’m always up

If you were a tweet, I would favorite you all day.

"Hey Faith, your beauty breaks the internet more than any viral TikTok, wanna make our connection more than just Wi-Fi?"

You won't know unless you ask! Maybe she also appreciates typo-free tweets.

I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

Baby, I'm all about retweeting.

Stars from twitter must have gone to your eyes cuz their breathtaking!

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Twitter tonight

I’m not drunk, I’m just twitoxicated by you.

I’m sorry, were you tweeting to me? (Her: No.) Well then, please start.

If Twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

If you go out with me, I promise I'll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!

If you were a tweet, I'd favorite you, but I wouldn't retweet you. I don't want to share you with anyone else.

If you were a tweet, you'd be my only favorite.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been tweeting for!

It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.

Let's tumblr back to myspace baby... I will twitter your yahoo until I google on your facebook... Pininterest?

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your tweets.

My love for you is like the twitterverse…neverending!!

Oh can't you see, how your tweets please me. Every breath you take, every tweet you make, I'll be following you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I tweeted with you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you're seeing this tweet, I <3 you>

So, what do you do for a living besides all the men so twitterpated?

Tweet here often?

Tweet your mother 'thank you' for giving birth to something as gorgeous as you.

Twitter needs a fire department, because you're smokin'!

U are so beautiful and smart that I'm totally lovestruck. I don't have enough characters to write u a love poem, so would u settle for a fu?

Wanna come over to my place for Throwback Thursday? You get it on, and you beg me to throw you back onto the bed for more.

Wanna go back to my house and #?

Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?

What did the general with a speech impediment say when he saw he was outnumbered? Retweet! Retweet! Hi there, name's Twitter. Can I buy you a drink?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl on Twitter?

Who cares about celebrities? You're the only star in my twitterverse.

You are like a candy bar: half tweet and half nuts.

You make me believe in love at first tweet!

You make my heart all atwitter!

You must be in a wrong place... the Miss Twitterverse contest is over there.

You must be twitter cuz I been followin you all day

You're so hot, you must have more followers than @aplusk

You've got me feeling twitterpated!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my tweetup line

You’re so sweet your givin me a tweetaache.

Your tweets look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

I don't have a yacht, but I have over 100 Twitter followers. (High School Acquaintance)

You look familiar. What's your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.

Girl, if you follow Justin Bieber on Twitter, DM my phone number and sing just need someone who loooove when you called !

Are you spring ? Because you have me twitter pated.

Twitter changed stars to hearts because they knew that you're the only star I need in my life.

You are so wonderful, I'd "follow" you anywhere: from the desert to the sea... to a dark alleyway in the middle of the night.

You on twitter? Get "at" me?

I'm twitterpated with you.

Baby, I’m gonna rock your twitter!

I need you more than twitter needs tweeps!

Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.

A tweet from you is like a song from heaven!

Are you from Tweetersee? Because your the only Tweeter I see!

Are you going to tweet me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are your fingers tired, because you’ve been tweeting through my mind all day long.

At this exact moment I’m tweeting the woman of my dreams.

Babe in my mind, you're always trending.

Babe, your tweets makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Be my date and I'll #FollowFriday you every day of the week.

Can I tweet with you?

Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your tweets!

Do you know why the Twitter bird is blue? Because it's so far away from you.

Every breath you take... every tweet you make... I'll be following you.

Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we tweet

Fancy tweeting someone like you in a place like this.

Follow me so I can DM you "tweet" dreams.

Giant Twitter Bird (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….

Girl you're so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.

Hey, haven’t we tweeted before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

Hey, I just followed you... and this is crazy... but follow me back... so I can DM you baby!

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be tweethearts?

Hey, tweet here often? You could, with me.

Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Twitterlicious”!

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were tweeting for me.

I could read your random thoughts all night long.

I have never had a tweet come true until the day that I met you.

I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart... I'm here to apply!

I hope you know CPR, because your tweets take my breath away.

I just had to come tweet with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear Twitter angel talk.

I know Twitter does a body good, you must have been tweeting a lot!

I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!

I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!

I usually don't follow someone on the first night, but for you I'll make an exception.

I usually don't follow the first night but for you I'll make an exception.

I want to tweet the rest of my life with you.

I wouldn't trade your follow for all of Gary Vaynerchuk's.