50 Mad Men Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Mad Men rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about mad men, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

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A good Mad Men hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?
I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.
You should read my diary...
You look better with my drink in your hand, now give it to me.
You know what would make you feel better? Drugs.
I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'.

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God I love your shoulders, you look like you're in the Olympics.

Is the temperature okay? It's been known to get hot.

You probably been with mad men, but i can make you a happy woman.

I'm the Glen to your Sally.

Lets chat! Don't leave me hanging, like poor Lane Pryce!

I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.

I just was giving her a hard time... can I give you one too?

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I like redheads. Their mouths are like a drop of strawberry jam in a glass of milk.

I was trying to communicate without words, but it's not working.

I'm guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.

I'm just like Peggy Olson... Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.

I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'. I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.

I'm not a solution to your problem. I'm another problem.

I'm just like Mad Men, I'll make you wait till Sunday night — and then I'll make you scream.

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Try using funny and charming Mad Men conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me. Guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.

If you really love me, you'll make me your mistress.

Let's ignore the Surgeon General's warning together... Lucky Strike?

My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do.

My name is Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some marijuana

Now, all I need is a cigarette and you.

Of course I'm sketchy, I'm an art director.

Let's sexercise.

The sun's almost down. Why aren't you drunk yet?

This isn't China. There's no money in virginity.

What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me. To sell Nylons.

When God closes a door, he opens a dress.

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When you can't feel your cheeks, you've had enough

Why it is that whenever a man takes you to lunch around here, you're the dessert?

You don't want to get in this boys club... it wants to get in you.

The drunker you are, the funnier I become. ABC did research.

Want to grab lunch?

Look, I want to tell you something and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of kiss I ever seen and I don't care who knows it.

"They say once you start drinking alone, you're an alcoholic. I'm really trying to avoid that" Don Draper: "So I guess I'm helping both of us"

“I'm not the solution you're looking for. I'm another problem.” That's from Mad Men. Hot right?

Anybody mind if I take off my pants?

Can I expense you a drink?

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Forget growing old together, let's pickle our youth in gin together.

Give me a martini please.

Hey baby, let's take a 17-month hiatus together and then pretend it never happened.

Hey girl, show me your Joans.

I don't mind sleeping alone, but napping in my office without you is unbearable.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Mad Men love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Mad Men chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.