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Top 50 Mad Men Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Mad Men chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?

  2. I’ll show you my girdle if you show me your sock garter.

  3. You should read my diary...

  4. You look better with my drink in your hand, now give it to me.

  5. You know what would make you feel better? Drugs.

  6. I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'.

  7. Is the temperature okay? It's been known to get hot.

  8. God I love your shoulders, you look like you're in the Olympics.

  9. You probably been with mad men, but i can make you a happy woman.

  10. I'm the Glen to your Sally.

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Are you Amish or something?

Lets chat! Don't leave me hanging, like poor Lane Pryce!

I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.

I was trying to communicate without words, but it's not working.

I'm guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.

I'm just like Peggy Olson... Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.

I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'. I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.

I'm not a solution to your problem. I'm another problem.

I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me.

I'm just like Mad Men, I'll make you wait till Sunday night — and then I'll make you scream.

I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me. Guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.

If you really love me, you'll make me your mistress.

Let's ignore the Surgeon General's warning together... Lucky Strike?

Let's sexercise.

Look, I want to tell you something and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever seen and I don't care who knows it.

My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do.

My name is Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some marijuana

Now, all I need is a cigarette and you.

Of course I'm sketchy, I'm an art director.

The drunker you are, the funnier I become. ABC did research.

Want to grab lunch?

This isn't China. There's no money in virginity.

What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me. To sell Nylons.

When God closes a door, he opens a dress.

When you can't feel your cheeks, you've had enough