People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the s**... tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just f**... me

My weakness isn't Kryptonite, it's your ass

Ever gotten a telepathic o**... from a man in a wheelchair?

There's a reason they call me Bat man – if you know what I mean…okay, I'm talkin' about my p**....

They call me He- Man because of me and my giant d**....

Hi, I'm The Flash, AAAAAAND…we just had s**..., 47 times.

Do you even know what I can do with ben-wa balls and my magnetism powers?

"Ever wanted to ride in the Batmobile? Because you've stolen my heart faster than any super villain could."

"Hello, Snow White! How about we stop making apples a villain and make some sweet memories together?"

"Is your name Villain? Because my heart beats faster every time it senses your approaching danger."

"Is your name Karma? Because I've done some bad things and it feels like you're here to make me pay."

"You're a villainous enigma, yet to my heart you're a key, could your threats turn to whispers, just for me?"

"Just like in the stories, you're the heroine who has conquered the villain, my lonely heart."

"Though you wear a villain's guise, in your eyes, I see heaven's skies, most captivating and wise."

"Are you a villain? Because your beauty is making my Dark Knight rise."

"Your wicked charm and captivating smile, makes playing the villain worthwhile."

"In a world of villains, my heart you've unknowingly stole, with eyes brighter than any black hole."

"Womp womp, huh? Ladies love a man of mystery, but I promise to be more interesting than a comic book villain. 😉"

"Ooh, the humble beginnings of an Oscar winner! Can't wait for the movie where you play both the hero and the villain."

"Superheroes have capes, introverts have comfort zones. Can I be the daring villain who ventures into yours?"

"Are you my villainous plot twist? Because every time I look at you, my heart beats for an unexpected adventure."

Are you a Batman villain?

Cause everytime I see you, my dark knight rises.

I want to shoot my arrow into your Hawkeye.

Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

I hope you don't mind heat, 'cuase I've got a strong urge to get my flame on.

Was your daddy the Human Torch, ‘cuz you on FIRE, Girl.

My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is.

Will you be my… Iron Maiden?

When I kissed you, I saw fireworks. Or Jubilee. Either way.

Nothing stops the Juggernaut.....from getting inside that booty!

If you give me your phone number, I will allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday device enslaves all humanity.

Hi. I'm Tom Hiddleston.

I'm really into b**...–you'll really like me when I get angry

Hey girl. I can teach you a thing or two about attraction.

Wanna advance human-mutant relationships?

Riddle Me This: 'If I asked you to be my girlfriend, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?'

This ring can make any thought I have into a construct, but babe, you're better than any thought.

I'd spray my webs all over you, girl. All over.

I've gotten a lot better at catching women who've been thrown off bridges.

You must be a bad girl, because my spidey senses sure are tingling south.

You must be a fly, 'cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.

Oh, you can conjure a storm? Well you're conjuring a storm in my pants right now

Be mine or die.

Did it hurt when you got kicked out of heaven because your the evil angel for me?

I am your world to rule my love.

I can conquer countries, worlds and galaxies. But you are my ultimate conquest.

I will rule the world.

We shall conquer our world together.

As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.

Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.

Did it hurt–when I looked in your eyes and forgot I had laser vision and seared your corneas?

Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.

Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?

Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?

BACK OFF HARVEY! I SAW HER FIRST!!

Girl, I want you so bad that I'm a Man of Steel. Just look down my pants and you'll see.

Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?

I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.

I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.

I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we've got to get rid of them immediately.

I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.

It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.

Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.

My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.

They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.