People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the s**... tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just f**... me

My weakness isn't Kryptonite, it's your ass

Ever gotten a telepathic o**... from a man in a wheelchair?

There's a reason they call me Bat man – if you know what I mean…okay, I'm talkin' about my p**....

They call me He- Man because of me and my giant d**....

Hi, I'm The Flash, AAAAAAND…we just had s**..., 47 times.

Are you a superhero? Because damn, you've got me feeling like the ultimate villain.

Maybe Evilphuck is actually a misunderstood genius, like a villain with a heart of gold. Or they just really like causing chaos in online games!

Are you a villain, because you've got me feeling like Batman - ready to save the day!

Are you a superhero? 'Cause you just saved me from falling for anyone else.

"If you were a villain, I'd still let you steal my heart—just like Spider-Man would always save the day."

Is it hot in here or is it just you, setting my world on fire with that dangerous allure?

You must be a superhero, because every time you're near, my heart races faster than a speeding bullet.

Your strength and grace are like a symphony, captivating my heart in every fight.

"I may be the bad guy, but when I'm with you, my heart turns into pure gold."

I may be the villain, but you're the only hero that can make me want to change sides.

"A masterpiece? I like the sound of that! Just promise not to paint me as the villain in this story. 😉"

"Ever wanted to ride in the Batmobile? Because you've stolen my heart faster than any super villain could."

Did you just cast a love potion on me or are you naturally enchanting like a Disney villain?

You must be my kryptonite, because you weaken my resolve to be bad around you.

"Hello, Snow White! How about we stop making apples a villain and make some sweet memories together?"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look heavenly enough to tempt this villain.

Are you a superhero? Because you've definitely saved my heart from being captured by your charm.

"Is your name Villain? Because my heart beats faster every time it senses your approaching danger."

"Are you a super-villain? Because every time I look into your eyes, I find myself surrendering to your charm."

"Is it just me, or is there a magnetic pull between us that even our differences can't resist?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, even in darkness, your beauty shines through.

Is it hot in here or is it just you? You're giving me some serious villainous thoughts.

"Is your name Karma? Because I've done some bad things and it feels like you're here to make me pay."

"If I were an anime, you'd be the plot twist that makes me believe in happy endings."

"You're a villainous enigma, yet to my heart you're a key, could your threats turn to whispers, just for me?"

If I were a villain, I'd want to be captured by you, Batman, for your captivating presence.

"Though you wear a villain's guise, in your eyes, I see heaven's skies, most captivating and wise."

"Just like in the stories, you're the heroine who has conquered the villain, my lonely heart."

Is it just me, or did the temperature rise when you walked in?

If stealing hearts were a crime, you'd be the mastermind, my dear hero divine.

In a world of chaos and strife, your allure is the light in my life.

Are you a superhero? Because you've got me feeling like the only villain worth fighting for.

Are you a hero? Because your bravery shines like the sun, even in the darkest night.

Are you a superhero? Because you've got my heart in a tight grip.

"Are you a villain? Because your beauty is making my Dark Knight rise."

"If I were a villain, you'd be my kryptonite. Lucky for you, I'm just a charming rogue."

"Your wicked charm, boy, causes alarm, can't resist, your sinister arm; truly a disarmingly evil charm."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and I find that electrifying.

If beauty were a crime, you'd be the mastermind behind it all. Can I be your partner in crime?

"Are you a villain? Because you just stole my heart with your charming chaos and playful spirit."

"Is it just me, or are you the most captivating villain in this story?"

"Your wicked charm and captivating smile, makes playing the villain worthwhile."

"I guess crime can be poetic in its own way! Who knew villains had such a sense of style? What’s your favorite heist movie?"

"I may be the hero, but with you around, I wouldn't mind being a little villainous."

"In a world of villains, my heart you've unknowingly stole, with eyes brighter than any black hole."

"Womp womp, huh? Ladies love a man of mystery, but I promise to be more interesting than a comic book villain. 😉"

Are you a supervillain? Because you've stolen my heart with your irresistible charm and killer smile.

"Ooh, the humble beginnings of an Oscar winner! Can't wait for the movie where you play both the hero and the villain."

"Superheroes have capes, introverts have comfort zones. Can I be the daring villain who ventures into yours?"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you've got the body of a celestial being.

Are you made of steel? Because you've got me feeling weak at the knees, hero.

Your courage shines brighter than the sun, it's no wonder I'm drawn to you like a villain to fun.

I may be the villain, but I promise to surrender to your love and let you be the hero in my story.

Are you made of magic? Because every time I look at you, I feel like casting a spell.

Are you a superhero? Because you've got me feeling like the bad guy who wants to be caught by you.

I must be a villain, because you've got me feeling weak in the knees with just one glance.

"If I were a villain, I'd steal your heart because even Spiderman can’t resist a hero like you."

In a world of chaos and strife, your light shines bright in this villain's life.

"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're Cu-Te, saving the day and stealing my heart."

"Are you a villain? Because you've stolen my heart with your wicked charm and enchanting smile."

"Are you my villainous plot twist? Because every time I look at you, my heart beats for an unexpected adventure."

"If hating me means I get to see that gorgeous smile, I’d happily be the villain in your story."

Well, I heard evilphuck is secretly a superhero villain in disguise. Gotta keep them on their toes! 😂

"In a world of villains, you shine like the sun; your grace is my shield, together we run."

Are you a Batman villain?

Cause everytime I see you, my dark knight rises.

Girl, I want you so bad that I'm a Man of Steel. Just look down my pants and you'll see.

Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?

I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.

I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.

I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now... wanna come along for the ride?

I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we've got to get rid of them immediately.

I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.

Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.

My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.

They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.

They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!

They say I'm faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?

Wanna go see the wonders of the world?

Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?

You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes...

You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?

You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weakness, especially in my "crib tonight".

Ever hook up with a god? Didn't think so.

I'm gonna do you so hard you'll be Thor the next day.

Mjolnir isn't the only hammer I've got

Want to see what I can do with my tongue?

Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn't mind if I Slytherin..

My name is War Machine, but the only war I fight is my love for you

Your Wonder Twins are activating that sweater, Baby.

Oh, you will kneel before Zodd…

Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?

Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?

Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.

Did it hurt–when I looked in your eyes and forgot I had laser vision and seared your corneas?

Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.

As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.

As it happens, the suit does come off.

We shall conquer our world together.

I will rule the world.

I can conquer countries, worlds and galaxies. But you are my ultimate conquest.

I am your world to rule my love.

Did it hurt when you got kicked out of heaven because your the evil angel for me?

Be mine or die.

Oh, you can conjure a storm? Well you're conjuring a storm in my pants right now

You must be a fly, 'cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.

You must be a bad girl, because my spidey senses sure are tingling south.

I've gotten a lot better at catching women who've been thrown off bridges.

I'd spray my webs all over you, girl. All over.

I take the 69 to a whole new level.

This ring can make any thought I have into a construct, but babe, you're better than any thought.

Riddle Me This: 'If I asked you to be my girlfriend, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?'

Wanna advance human-mutant relationships?

Hey girl. I can teach you a thing or two about attraction.

I'm really into b**...–you'll really like me when I get angry

Hi. I'm Tom Hiddleston.

If you give me your phone number, I will allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday device enslaves all humanity.

Nothing stops the Juggernaut.....from getting inside that booty!

When I kissed you, I saw fireworks. Or Jubilee. Either way.

Will you be my… Iron Maiden?

My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is.

My metal suit isn't the only reason they call me Iron Man.

Was your daddy the Human Torch, ‘cuz you on FIRE, Girl.

I hope you don't mind heat, 'cuase I've got a strong urge to get my flame on.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.