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Top 46 Minions Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Minions pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Minions tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Your like my happy meal, your one in a minion.

  2. Damn girl are you a minion

    ‘Cause my penis just Gru

  3. Girl you are so hot, my minion is instantly reborn after you destroyed it.

  4. Hi there. If we get busy, I'd like my minion to have divine shield.

  5. You have a nice Butt! Can I make a copy?

  6. If you were a minion, you'd be a 10/10.

  7. Are you a minion because I can cs together.

  8. Hey girl, are you Gru?

    Because you minion a lot to me.

  9. Are you a minion?

    Because my Gru is rising right now

  10. Did you just use the bewitching table? Because you just got me as your minion.


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What is a Minions pickup line?

Working minions pickup lines

Hey girl, are you a minion from despicable me?
Cuz you seem to follow around the worst most evil guys in the world, then when it doesn’t work out you just find an even worse guy!

Bee-do-bee-do-bee-do! You are so hot!

Bi-do, have we met?

Bya hana lireywii. (There is a star on the sky).

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This is a funny Minions pickup line!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I love your Heterochromia iridum eyes.

I wish we will never say Poopaye.

I would get all the banana in the world para tu.

I would swim the ocean for you.. lol just kidding there's sharks in there.

I'm Bob. King Bob.

Imma call you minion ... And you shall be my minion

Inside my head, I'm an expert flirt. But when it comes time for me to actually flirt, I'm like: BANANA.

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Working Minions tinder opener

Mi bella!

Muak muak muak... Muak muak muak... Muak muak muak... I can go on. I will never be tired of kissing you.

Stupa! Stupa! You've been running in my mind all night.

Tatata-bala-tu! Why do you have to be so perfect?

Tulaliloo ti amo <3>

Underwear...you are the most beautiful Minion I have ever met.

You are sweeter than a "Papples"

You have me at Bello!

You say I'm dirty minded... but how did you understand what I mwant?

You're one in a minion.

You know, with a crack and a shake, minions are not the only way who can glow in dark for some activities in the dark.