46 Minions Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Minions rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about minions, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Minions Pickup Lines

A good Minions hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Your like my happy meal, your one in a minion.
Damn girl are you a minion

‘Cause my p**... just Gru
Girl you are so hot, my minion is instantly reborn after you destroyed it.
Hi there. If we get busy, I'd like my minion to have divine shield.
You have a nice Butt! Can I make a copy?
If you were a minion, you'd be a 10/10.

Short and cute minions pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about minions are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a minion because I can cs together.

Hey girl, are you Gru?

Because you minion a lot to me.

Are you a minion?

Because my Gru is rising right now

Did you just use the bewitching table? Because you just got me as your minion.

You have me at Bello!

Kanpai!

Can you see it? You're one in a minion.

Cheesy minions Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hana Dui Sae, will you go out with me?

Hey I'm Stuart- the rebel.

Po-ka is your name?

Are you a banana? Because I lose all my self-control like the minions when I see you.

Are you a despicable supervillain? Because I want to serve you.

Are you a papoy? Because I want to play with you.

Bee-do-bee-do-bee-do! You are so hot!

Corny minions Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Minions conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Bi-do, have we met?

Bya hana lireywii. (There is a star on the sky).

I am multi-talented! I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I love your Heterochromia iridum eyes.

I wish we will never say Poopaye.

I would get all the banana in the world para tu.

I would swim the ocean for you.. lol just kidding there's sharks in there.

I'm Bob. King Bob.

MINion ka ba? kasi i love you for a minion times.

Muak muak muak... Muak muak muak... Muak muak muak... I can go on. I will never be tired of kissing you.

Stupa! Stupa! You've been running in my mind all night.

A good minions Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Minions hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Tatata-bala-tu! Why do you have to be so perfect?

Tulaliloo ti amo <3>

Underwear...you are the most beautiful Minion I have ever met.

You know, with a crack and a shake, minions are not the only way who can glow in dark for some activities in the dark.

You are sweeter than a "Papples"

Mi bella!

Me want banana!

Inside my head, I'm an expert flirt. But when it comes time for me to actually flirt, I'm like: BANANA.

You say I'm dirty minded... but how did you understand what I mwant?

Imma call you minion ... And you shall be my minion

You're one in a minion.

1 kiss... Please

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Minions love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Minions chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.