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Top 40 Minions Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Minions pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Minions conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Your like my happy meal, your one in a minion.

  2. Are you a minion because I can cs together.

  3. Hey girl, are you Gru?

    Because you minion a lot to me.

  4. Did you just use the bewitching table? Because you just got me as your minion.

  5. Hey girl, are you a minion from despicable me?

    Cuz you seem to follow around the worst most evil guys in the world, then when it doesn’t work out you just find an even worse guy!

  6. Hana Dui Sae, will you go out with me?

  7. Hey I'm Stuart- the rebel.

  8. Po-ka is your name?

  9. 1 kiss... Please

  10. Are you a banana? Because I lose all my self-control like the minions when I see you.

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Are you a despicable supervillain? Because I want to serve you.

Are you a papoy? Because I want to play with you.

Are you wearing a blue overalls and black gloves? Because you are just too cute.

Bee-do-bee-do-bee-do! You are so hot!

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Bya hana lireywii. (There is a star on the sky).

I am multi-talented! I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I love your Heterochromia iridum eyes.

I wish we will never say Poopaye.

I would get all the banana in the world para tu.


I'm Bob. King Bob.

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Inside my head, I'm an expert flirt. But when it comes time for me to actually flirt, I'm like: BANANA.

Me want banana!

Mi bella!

MINion ka ba? kasi i love you for a minion times.

Muak muak muak... Muak muak muak... Muak muak muak... I can go on. I will never be tired of kissing you.

Stupa! Stupa! You've been running in my mind all night.

Tatata-bala-tu! Why do you have to be so perfect?

Tulaliloo ti amo <3> are the most beautiful Minion I have ever met.

You are sweeter than a "Papples"

You have me at Bello!