Top 44 Thirsty Pick Up lines

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1. You see, your body is 70% water

   And I’m thirsty

2. Hey did you know your body is 70% water?

   I’m very thirsty.

3. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

4. Did you know your body is roughly ~70% water?

   And, I’m thirsty. 🤤

5. I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.

6. Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D

7. I'm thirsty for some Romulan male.

8. Are you Anti-diuretic hormone? Cause you’re making me thirsty.

9. Hey girl, did you know that human body is up to 60% water? Because I'm thirsty

10. Are you lithium cuz I'm thirsty for you.

Funny thirsty pickup lines

I heard that the human body is 70% made of water
It's perfect because I'm thirsty

What's common between you and summer season?

Both make me thirsty

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

The word says to 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; So how about dinner tonight?

Humans are 70% water

I'm thirsty

Your body is 70% water
And Daddy is thirsty

Hey, are you thirsty?

I want to rain on you.

Hey girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you.

Because you make me so thirsty.

Are you toilet wine

Because the guard has been up my kiss all day and I'm still thirsty.

Hey girl, are you the sea?

I see you come and go teasing me. I'm getting thirsty, I will drink you.

See, your body is 75% water

And i’m thirsty sooooo

Guys, need some water?

Cause you look thirsty af

Aye gurl...

How's it we 70% water and I'm thirsty!!!!

Are you a glass of milk?

Bc I need some more vitamin D and I’m pretty thirsty right now.

Your body is 70% water

And I’m thirsty

We must be the current Australian climate

Because you’re uncontrollably hot and I’m thirsty beyond belief

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
This is a lose-lose situation.
So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM

You’re a tall drink of water - and I’m thirsty!

I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!

Hey girl you lookin like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty

Don't tell me you're one of those 4th of July apologists. Just kidding, I don't think that's a thing. Thirsty?

Did you know the human body is 90% water and I'm really thirsty.

Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.