Top 41 Thirsty Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thirsty pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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You see, your body is 70% water
And I’m thirsty
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The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?
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I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.
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Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D
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I'm thirsty for some Romulan male.
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Are you Anti-diuretic hormone? Cause you’re making me thirsty.
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Are you lithium cuz I'm thirsty for you.
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Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
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The word says to 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; So how about dinner tonight?
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Did you know your body is 70% water?
Because damn, I am thirsty
Funny thirsty pickup lines
You make me so thirsty, I could drink you up.
Damn girl are you a bottle of bleach?
Cuz I'm thirsty for you.
Your body is 70% water
And Daddy is thirsty
Hey girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you.
Because you make me so thirsty.
See, your body is 75% water
And i’m thirsty sooooo
Guys, need some water?
Cause you look thirsty af
Girl! Are you lactating?
Because I'm thirsty as fuck!
Let’s re-enact the rime of the ancient mariner
I’ll be the mariner and you’ll be Life-in-Death. it’s just me and you and i’m really thirsty
Your body is 70% water
And I’m thirsty
We must be the current Australian climate
Because you’re uncontrollably hot and I’m thirsty beyond belief
What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!
What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
This is a lose-lose situation.
So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM
Aye gurl...
How's it we 70% water and I'm thirsty!!!!
Are you thirsty?
Because I Aquafinna eat that ass!
Hey girl you look thirsty
Do you want to drink out of my dick faucet?
You’re a tall drink of water - and I’m thirsty!
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Hey girl you lookin like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty
Don't tell me you're one of those 4th of July apologists. Just kidding, I don't think that's a thing. Thirsty?
Did you know the human body is 90% water and I'm really thirsty.
Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
Girl......you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu straight up im thirsty.
Hey you thirsty, because I can give you the Sunny-D