Top 47 Thirsty Pick Up lines

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1. You see, your body is 70% water

   And I’m thirsty

2. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

3. Did you know your body is roughly ~70% water?

   And, I’m thirsty. 🤤

4. I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.

5. Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D

6. I'm thirsty for some Romulan male.

7. Are you Anti-diuretic hormone? Cause you’re making me thirsty.

8. Hey girl, did you know that human body is up to 60% water? Because I'm thirsty

9. Are you lithium cuz I'm thirsty for you.

10. I heard that the human body is 70% made of water

    It's perfect because I'm thirsty

Funny thirsty pickup lines

What's common between you and summer season?
Both make me thirsty

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

The word says to 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; So how about dinner tonight?

Did you know your body is 70% water?

Because damn, I am thirsty

Damn girl are you a bottle of bleach?

Cuz I'm thirsty for you.

Your body is 70% water
And Daddy is thirsty

Hey, are you thirsty?

I want to rain on you.

Hey girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you.

Because you make me so thirsty.

Hey girl, are you the sea?

I see you come and go teasing me. I'm getting thirsty, I will drink you.

Are you toilet wine

Because the guard has been up my ass all day and I'm still thirsty.

See, your body is 75% water

And i’m thirsty sooooo

Guys, need some water?

Cause you look thirsty af

Let’s re-enact the rime of the ancient mariner

I’ll be the mariner and you’ll be Life-in-Death. it’s just me and you and i’m really thirsty

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
This is a lose-lose situation.
So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM

Are you a glass of milk?

Bc I need some more vitamin D and I’m pretty thirsty right now.

Are you thirsty?

Because I Aquafinna eat that ass!

Your body is 70% water

And I’m thirsty

Hey girl you look thirsty

Do you want to drink out of my dick faucet?

We must be the current Australian climate

Because you’re uncontrollably hot and I’m thirsty beyond belief

Aye gurl...

How's it we 70% water and I'm thirsty!!!!

Hey you thirsty, because I can give you the Sunny-D

Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?

Hey baby, your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty. Can I drink you? Happy Thirstday!