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Top 45 Thirsty Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thirsty pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Thirsty conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You see, your body is 70% water

    And I’m thirsty

  2. Hey did you know your body is 70% water?

    I’m very thirsty.

  3. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

  4. Did you know your body is roughly ~70% water?

    And, I’m thirsty. 🤤

  5. I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.

  6. Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D

  7. I'm thirsty for some Romulan male.

  8. Are you Anti-diuretic hormone? Cause you’re making me thirsty.

  9. Hey girl, did you know that human body is up to 60% water? Because I'm thirsty

  10. Are you lithium cuz I'm thirsty for you.

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Funny thirsty pickup lines

I heard that the human body is 70% made of water
It's perfect because I'm thirsty

What's common between you and summer season?

Both make me thirsty

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

Girl, i heard you 70% water, and im thirst


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You make me so thirsty, I could drink you up.

Humans are 70% water
I'm thirsty

Your body is 70% water

And Daddy is thirsty

Hey, are you thirsty?

I want to rain on you.

Hey girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you.

Because you make me so thirsty.

Hey girl, are you the sea?

I see you come and go teasing me. I'm getting thirsty, I will drink you.

Are you toilet wine

Because the guard has been up my kiss all day and I'm still thirsty.

See, your body is 75% water

And i’m thirsty sooooo

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Let’s re-enact the rime of the ancient mariner

I’ll be the mariner and you’ll be Life-in-Death. it’s just me and you and i’m really thirsty

Your body is 70% water

And I’m thirsty

Are you a glass of milk?

Bc I need some more vitamin D and I’m pretty thirsty right now.

Aye gurl...

How's it we 70% water and I'm thirsty!!!!

We must be the current Australian climate

Because you’re uncontrollably hot and I’m thirsty beyond belief

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
This is a lose-lose situation.
So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM

Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?

Hey baby, your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty. Can I drink you? Happy Thirstday!

It's Thirsty Thursday! Let's get the party started!

It's Thursday and I'm thirsty!

Who cares about class on friday? Happy Thirsty Thursday.