Top 40 Thirsty Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Thirsty chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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You see, your body is 70% water
And I’m thirsty
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The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?
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I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.
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Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D
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I'm thirsty for some Romulan male.
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Are you Anti-diuretic hormone? Cause you’re making me thirsty.
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Are you lithium cuz I'm thirsty for you.
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Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
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Did you know your body is 70% water?
Because damn, I am thirsty
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You make me so thirsty, I could drink you up.
Funny thirsty pickup lines
Damn girl are you a bottle of bleach?
Cuz I'm thirsty for you.
Your body is 70% water
And Daddy is thirsty
Hey girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you.
Because you make me so thirsty.
Are you toilet wine
Because the guard has been up my ass all day and I'm still thirsty..
This was meant to be horrible.. I spent so much time in this sub looking for valuable pickup lines and now I'm just a cynical asshole! Fuck you all cept Tyrone.. he cool.
See, your body is 75% water
And i’m thirsty sooooo
Guys, need some water?
Cause you look thirsty af
Girl! Are you lactating?
Because I'm thirsty as fuck!
Let’s re-enact the rime of the ancient mariner
I’ll be the mariner and you’ll be Life-in-Death. it’s just me and you and i’m really thirsty
Aye gurl...
How's it we 70% water and I'm thirsty!!!!
Are you a glass of milk?
Bc I need some more vitamin D and I’m pretty thirsty right now.
Are you thirsty?
Because I Aquafinna eat that ass!
Your body is 70% water
And I’m thirsty
Hey girl you look thirsty
Do you want to drink out of my dick faucet?
We must be the current Australian climate
Because you’re uncontrollably hot and I’m thirsty beyond belief
What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!
What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
This is a lose-lose situation.
So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM
Hey you thirsty, because I can give you the Sunny-D
Happy Thirsty Thursday! I can't wait to get my hands on you... wait... did I just say that out loud?
Hey baby, your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty. Can I drink you? Happy Thirstday!
It's Thirsty Thursday! Let's get the party started!
It's Thursday and I'm thirsty!
Who cares about class on friday? Happy Thirsty Thursday.
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
Girl......you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu straight up im thirsty.
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
You’re a tall drink of water - and I’m thirsty!