How merlot can you go?

Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that.

Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!

Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

Ah.. stella my friend, where have you been all my life?

If you were an alcohol, what would you be?

I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.

Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.

I drink to make you more interesting.

Hey, do you like cocktails? Because I think you and I should mix.

I’m officially drunk enough for you to take advantage of me.

You are the vodka to my shot glass.

Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.

I look like you need another drink.

I like my women like I like my stouts: Smooth, Rich, and Always making me come back for more.

Does that Farmer's Tan extend to your Southern Tier?

I'm really good with a screwdriver...

Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?

Is your relationship on the rocks? I have some alcohol for that!

You have impressive structure...

I like my women like I like my Scotch: aged in a barrel.

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

I might need a Medoc, cuz your beauty has blinded me.

It's not alcohol's fault that I am read, you are the one who made me blush.

Ya know, there's no corkage fee in my mouth.

I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place! (If you wanna show you're a bad ass, Everclear contains 100% alcohol)

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.

"The alcohol might be temporary, but my interest in you, darling, is three cans deep and growing."

"Your charm outshines the whiskey's glow, the most captivating spirit I've come to know."

"Do you prefer tequila or champagne? Because either way, you're intoxicatingly beautiful."

Can someone get me a bucket because I see a tall drink of margarita.

"I'm Jack, and they don't call me 'short' for nothing. But let's grab a drink and see where it 'drives' us."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been hunting for: a catch and a brew."

"Hey there, I'm Jack Mayer, short in height but long on love; let's get drunk on it."

"I'm Jack Mayer, just five feet tall, my love for you stands the tallest of all."

"Are you a bottle of fine wine? Because I can't resist the urge to uncork your potential for laughter."

"I heard you don't like alcohol, so how about we skip to the part where I still make a fool of myself?"

"Do you hate alcohol? Well, fear not! Our chemistry is so strong, we don't need any spirits to mix."

Are you the alcohol? Because my night was lime until you came along.

This alcohol is the accuracy against your resistance.

"Your laughter's like champagne bubbles, your eyes - the finest wine, dear lass, with such intoxicating charms, won't you be mine?"

Hey girl are you an alcohol synthesising substitution reaction?

Cuz you a SnAc 🤓

"Hey there, I'm Jack Mayer. I might only be 5 foot tall, but in my huge white truck, I feel like a giant."

"Do you believe in love at first sip, or should I order you another drink?"

"Is your name Whiskey? Because every time I taste you, all my troubles just seem to melt away."

"How about a romantic walk? I promise it'll be more intoxicating than alcohol, with no hangover in sight!"

"In this magical bar of mine, drinks may never run out, but my fascination with your beauty surely won't either."

Hey baby, if you were an IPA I'd totally drink you.

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine after three rounds of Margaritas?"

I'll take you home when you are too drunk to drive.

"Are you a smoke detector? Because every time I'm around, you seem to be alarmingly free of smoke and alcohol."

"Are you a bottle of whiskey? Because you're making my head spin and heart race."

Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking...

That bottle of whiskey is 40% ABV. Do you really need any more proof to come home with me tonight?

"Is your name Tequila? Because even the mere thought of you makes my heart dance in delight."

Did you slip some Fireball into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

"Is your name whiskey? Because every time I sip, it feels like a burning desire for you."

"In a world full of whiskey, I find you more intoxicating, your smile's my favorite libation, so captivating."

"Can I be your mocktail tonight? Because I promise I can make you laugh without any alcohol involved."

"Are you a shot of tequila? Because after seeing you, everything else is a blur."

"Like a fine wine, you only get better with time and make my heart race with one look at a time."