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Top 50 Alcoholic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Alcoholic chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

    Because I desperately need your approval.

  2. Hey! you owe me a drink!

    I dropped mine when you walked by

  3. You're the smirn off in my vodka.

  4. You put the Viognier in my Shiraz.

  5. Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.

  6. Greetings. Would it be satisfactory to purchase you an alcohol induced beverage and maybe reproduce together afterwards?

  7. How merlot can you go?

  8. Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that.

  9. Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!

  10. Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

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Funny alcoholic pickup lines

I have a $750 Scotty Cameron ball marker in my pocket, think you can find it?

Ah.. stella my friend, where have you been all my life?

I’ve got a bottle of red, a bottle of white — want to have a love scene in an Italian restaurant?

If you were an alcohol, what would you be?

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Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

You remind me of an Oktoberfest, the perfect balance of sweet and spice.

Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.

Is that a Highland Scotch in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

I want to drink a Sex on the Beach and then I want to have sex on the beach.

I drink to make you more interesting.

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Hey, do you like cocktails? Because I think you and I should mix.

I’m officially drunk enough for you to take advantage of me.

Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.

Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.

I look like you need another drink.

I like my women like I like my stouts: Smooth, Rich, and Always making me come back for more.

I'm really good with a screwdriver...

Does that Farmer's Tan extend to your Southern Tier?