How merlot can you go?

Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that.

Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!

Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

Ah.. stella my friend, where have you been all my life?

If you were an alcohol, what would you be?

I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.

Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.

I drink to make you more interesting.

You are the vodka to my shot glass.

I’m officially drunk enough for you to take advantage of me.

Hey, do you like cocktails? Because I think you and I should mix.

Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.

I look like you need another drink.

I like my women like I like my stouts: Smooth, Rich, and Always making me come back for more.

Does that Farmer's Tan extend to your Southern Tier?

I'm really good with a screwdriver...

Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?

Is your relationship on the rocks? I have some alcohol for that!

You have impressive structure...

I like my women like I like my Scotch: aged in a barrel.

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

I might need a Medoc, cuz your beauty has blinded me.

It's not alcohol's fault that I am read, you are the one who made me blush.

Ya know, there's no corkage fee in my mouth.

I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place! (If you wanna show you're a bad ass, Everclear contains 100% alcohol)

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.

It happens to the best of us! Maybe a greasy breakfast is in order? What do you usually crave after a night out?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I offer to buy you a drink first?"

Haha, sounds like you had a wild night! Maybe I can join you next time and help you with the aftermath. 😉

Don't worry, I'll stick to pouring straight from the bottle. Wouldn't want to mess with your carefully curated alcohol ratios!

Definitely a wise choice! Can't go wrong with a classic straight-up drink. No need for mixology when you already know what you like!

"The alcohol might be temporary, but my interest in you, darling, is three cans deep and growing."

"Do you prefer tequila or champagne? Because either way, you're intoxicatingly beautiful."

"Your charm outshines the whiskey's glow, the most captivating spirit I've come to know."

"Do you believe in love at first cast? Because I’d fish all day just to sip drinks with you tonight!"

Oh, so you're a professional bartender then? I'll make sure to stick to simple drinks when I'm around you!

Haha, fair enough! I guess that means you won't want me to mix up any cocktails on our first date then? 😉

"I'm Jack, and they don't call me 'short' for nothing. But let's grab a drink and see where it 'drives' us."

Can someone get me a bucket because I see a tall drink of margarita.

"Are you a fishing lure? Because you've caught my attention and I'm hooked on your beauty!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been hunting for: a catch and a brew."

"I may be short on height, but I'm tall on whiskey and long drives in my oversized white truck, interested?"

Haha, I guess alcohol brings out the honesty! Don't worry, I won't let you hide anything when we meet 😉

"Are you a fine wine? Because I can’t resist savoring every moment with you!"

This alcohol is the accuracy against your resistance.

Are you the alcohol? Because my night was lime until you came along.

Don't worry, I'll make sure to keep you hydrated with lots of water next time. Can't have you suffering too much!

"I'm Jack Mayer, just five feet tall, my love for you stands the tallest of all."

"I heard you don't like alcohol, so how about we skip to the part where I still make a fool of myself?"

"Do you hate alcohol? Well, fear not! Our chemistry is so strong, we don't need any spirits to mix."

"Are you a fine wine? Because you just keep getting better, and I can’t wait to savor every sip."

"Are you a bottle of fine wine? Because I can't resist the urge to uncork your potential for laughter."

"Is your name whiskey? Because I can't wait to catch a buzz with you by the river!"

"Your laughter's like champagne bubbles, your eyes - the finest wine, dear lass, with such intoxicating charms, won't you be mine?"

Hey girl are you an alcohol synthesising substitution reaction?

Cuz you a SnAc 🤓

"Is your name Whiskey? Because every time I taste you, all my troubles just seem to melt away."

"Do you believe in love at first sip, or should I order you another drink?"

"You don't like drinking? Well, I'm like non-alcoholic beer, I promise to give you a good time without the hangover."

"Hey there, I'm Jack Mayer. I might only be 5 foot tall, but in my huge white truck, I feel like a giant."

"Are you a fishing rod? Because I'm hooked on you and ready to reel in some drinks together!"

If sweetness had a face, it would be yours. You're the sugar to my non-alcoholic cocktail.

Haha fair enough! I can respect someone who takes their drinking seriously. So, what's your go-to drink when you're not mixing it up?

I totally get that feeling! Maybe next time I can make you my special hangover cure breakfast. 🍳

Hey baby, if you were an IPA I'd totally drink you.

"In this magical bar of mine, drinks may never run out, but my fascination with your beauty surely won't either."

"Do you believe in love at first sip, or should I take you out for another round?"

I'll take you home when you are too drunk to drive.

"How about a romantic walk? I promise it'll be more intoxicating than alcohol, with no hangover in sight!"

"Are you a bottle of whiskey? Because you're making my head spin and heart race."

Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking...

"Are you a smoke detector? Because every time I'm around, you seem to be alarmingly free of smoke and alcohol."

I may not drink alcohol, but your smile is intoxicating enough to make me feel tipsy.

Did you slip some Fireball into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

"Is your name Tequila? Because even the mere thought of you makes my heart dance in delight."

"Is your name whiskey? Because every time I sip, it feels like a burning desire for you."

That bottle of whiskey is 40% ABV. Do you really need any more proof to come home with me tonight?

Haha, fair enough! I promise not to mix anything either... except maybe some mismatched socks! 😜

Haha, well, that just means you had a good time! Maybe next time we'll stick to coffee instead. 😉

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection, just like my code when I debug!"

"Are you a shot of tequila? Because after seeing you, everything else is a blur."

"In a world full of whiskey, I find you more intoxicating, your smile's my favorite libation, so captivating."

Haha, fair enough! I'll leave the mixology to you. I'm more of a "shake it and hope for the best" type of guy.

Haha, well, no judgment here! Personally, I prefer my drinks pre-mixed with a fancy garnish on top. Cheers! 🥂

"Are you a fishing line? Because you've caught my heart while I was coding my feelings for you!"

Works every time

Are you alcohol? Cuz I wanna lock you up in my basement for 18 years.

"Like a fine wine, you only get better with time and make my heart race with one look at a time."

"Are you a fishing lure? Because you've caught my attention and I want to reel you in with a drink!"

"Do you like fishing? Cause I'm hooked on you, and let's just say, the bar of this relationship is always open!"

"Are you a recovery program? Because when I'm with you, I don't feel the need for a single drop of alcohol."

"Do you believe in love at first sip, or should we grab another drink together?"

"You must be a fine wine, because the more I sip of your company, the better it tastes."

"Is your name Tequila? Because you’ve got me feeling hot and ready for a wild night!"

I like my women the same way I like my alcohol...

Aged to perfection.

(Best used with women older than you)

"Hey, I'm Jack Mayer, I might be short but my love for you is taller than my huge white truck."

"Are you a glass of wine? Because my heart races every time I see you uncorked."

"Are you a cocktail? Because your beauty mixes perfectly with every moment I spend with you."

"If you were a cocktail, you'd be a perfect mix of sweet and intoxicating. Cheers to us?"

"If Narnia was a city of alcohol, then you, my dear, must be the rarest vintage, intoxicatingly enchanting."

"Are you a deer? Because my heart has been tracking you all night, and I've got a license to... love."

Are you a coffee? Because you're my favorite pick-me-up in the morning.

"In the city of alcohol Narnia, you'd be the magical cocktail that lights up every moment."

So, you're a mixologist? How about I mix up a cocktail for you sometime. What's your favorite drink? 🍸

"You love a good drink and I'm intoxicated by your smile, how about we make some memories tonight?"

"Do you believe in love at first sip? Because I think you and tequila would make a great pair."

Ah, the infamous post-drinking phase! Some good food and laughter will definitely help with that. What's your go-to hangover cure?

Don't worry, I'll make sure to bring some extra strong coffee for our first date to help you recover!

You remind me of an IPA. You're kind of an acquired taste but I don't think I'll ever get enough.

"In every glass of wine, your beauty unfolds, more intoxicating than the finest vintage ever sold."

"Are you a mechanic? Because this 5-foot Jack is tipsy and could use a lift to his giant white truck."

"Is your name Alcohol? Because with just three cans, I feel intoxicated by your beauty."

"Are you a bottle of Vodka? Because when I'm with you, everything else just blurs out!"

You're the sweetest thing I've ever seen, just like a refreshing glass of lemonade on a hot day.

"I must be a bottle of whiskey, because when you look at me, your eyes light up like a starlit night."

"Hey, I'm Jack Mayer, shorter in height but long on charm. How about we hit the road in my huge white truck?"

"Do you like beer? Because I can code us a romantic night while we fish for some love!"

"Jack's my name, driving a truck white and huge, let's toast to us with a deluge."

"Excuse me, miss, are you a hangover? Because even without alcohol, I'm still head over heels for you."

Haha, the struggle is real! Hydration is key and maybe a little fresh air. I'm sure you'll bounce back in no time!

Sounds like you know how to have a good time! I'll make sure to remember that when we go out. Cheers! 🥂

"Do you believe in love at first shot? Or should I walk by with my fishing rod again?"

You must be a caffeine, because you just gave me a jolt of happiness.

"Should I get us a drink, or are your lips all the alcohol I'm going to need tonight?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... Let's find the way together over a drink."

"Are you a fine wine? Because I can't resist taking a sip of your sweetness."