Top 50 Alcoholic Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Alcoholic pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Alcoholic tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?
Because I desperately need your approval.
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Hey! you owe me a drink!
I dropped mine when you walked by
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You're the smirn off in my vodka.
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You put the Viognier in my Shiraz.
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Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.
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Greetings. Would it be satisfactory to purchase you an alcohol induced beverage and maybe reproduce together afterwards?
Working short alcoholic pickup lines to impress a girl
How merlot can you go?
Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that.
Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!
Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.
Ah.. stella my friend, where have you been all my life?
I’ve got a bottle of red, a bottle of white
want to have a love scene in an Italian restaurant?
If you were an alcohol, what would you be?
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I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.
Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.
You remind me of an Oktoberfest, the perfect balance of sweet and spice.
Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.
Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.
You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.
I drink to make you more interesting.
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Hey, do you like cocktails? Because I think you and I should mix.
I’m officially drunk enough for you to take advantage of me.
You are the vodka to my shot glass.
Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.
Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.
Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.
I look like you need another drink.
I like my women like I like my stouts: Smooth, Rich, and Always making me come back for more.
Does that Farmer's Tan extend to your Southern Tier?
I'm really good with a screwdriver...
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Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?
Is your relationship on the rocks? I have some alcohol for that!
You have impressive structure...
I like my women like I like my Scotch: aged in a barrel.
I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.
I can’t get drunk off alcohol, but I’d like to get drunk off you.
I might need a Medoc, cuz your beauty has blinded me.
It's not alcohol's fault that I am read, you are the one who made me blush.
Ya know, there's no corkage fee in my mouth.
I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place! (If you wanna show you're a bad ass, Everclear contains 100% alcohol)
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.
Can someone get me a bucket because I see a tall drink of margarita.
This alcohol is the accuracy against your resistance.
Are you the alcohol? Because my night was lime until you came along.
Hey girl are you an alcohol synthesising substitution reaction?
Cuz you a SnAc 🤓
I'll take you home when you are too drunk to drive.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Alcoholic phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.