Top 11 Bulge Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Bulge pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bulge tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...
But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato
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Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?
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Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.
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Hey girl, are you the Wehrmacht?
Because you aren’t prepared for the Bulge.
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Are you the allied forces?
Because I'm really focused on your bulge rn~
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Is your name Kimo?
Cause that bulge in your pants needs some intensive therapy

Working short bulge pickup lines to impress a girl
Are you the gravity between the earth and moon?
Because you give me a bulge
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.
Are you security? Because I've got a suspicious bulge in my pants.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Bulge phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.