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Top 11 Bulge Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bulge pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  2. Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?

  3. Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.

  4. Hey girl, are you the Wehrmacht?

    Because you aren’t prepared for the Bulge.

  5. Are you the allied forces?

    Because I'm really focused on your bulge rn~

  6. Is your name Kimo?

    Cause that bulge in your pants needs some intensive therapy

  7. Are you the gravity between the earth and moon?

    Because you give me a bulge

  8. I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!

  9. Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.

  10. Are you security? Because I've got a suspicious bulge in my pants.

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The battle of the bulge? Unnecessary. There's no competition with mine.