I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !

We could do some cardio at your place !

Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

How to respond to "you up" text

Something funny/clever i like this person

Hey babe, you’re the perfect person to keep me warm at Valley Forge.

Wanna try my personal dipping sauce?

Do you get quarantined often? ’Cause you have an infectious personality.

I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

If I had a dollar for every person I saw as beautiful as you, I would have exactly one dollar.

I wish I was an angel because then I could invade your personal space.

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

So you wanna come over? If the world really does end tomorrow I want you to be the last person I ever have kiss with.

There are 206 bones in a persons body would you like to add one more.

I'm a close personal friend of Superman.

There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!

You’re into threesomes?

Great, ’cause I’ve got split personality.

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.

You get to get on my personal hotspot!

(One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

You: Do you like math?

Person: No.
You: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

Girl, can you be the Carbon to my Flouride?

Big props to anyone who gets this, if the person who you say it to does get it then they're the one ;)

Just call me your personal laxtitute.

Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I get kidnapped a lot, but you look like the kind of person who can rescue me.

You make me feel like I want a personal emergency!

That dog is beautiful! I see she takes after her person.

I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.

I might as well call you the Gerudo Fortress cause there's only one person allowed to come inside of you. Me.

I'm not a morning person, until the day I work up next to you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet. I'd put U and I a few letters apart. We still need our personal space.

Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty.

I wish I was an angel because then I could get inside your personal space.

Even if all my classes are online...

I want to study you in person.

I only trust one person, and I am talking to her.

You are avo-ry special person to me.

Are you an enchanter? Because I feel like you've cast Charm Person on me.

Knight to f3

Person: What
Me:Oh just thought I should make a move.

What's a smart, attractive person like myself doing without your mobile number?

Date me and I promise you'll be the second happiest person in the world

Because I'll be the first.

I wish I was your mirror, then I could look at the most beautiful person in the world everyday.

Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?

Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.

I’m not really a breakfast in bed person. But I would be if my breakfast were you.

I’m never a selfish person but when it comes to sharing you with other people…I dont think so.

Is your love like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon? Because it's transformed me into a better person.

What’s your PR (Personal Record)? If you go out with me, I will break your record tonight.

You are the most intriguing, mysterious, captivating person I've ever met. Wanna have s**...?

Can you kill me

Cause i want you to be the last person i see
Edit: you could say i would let you kill me if it means your the last person i see.

Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.

I thought cat person and dog person don't go together. But damn, your profile just made my dog meowww!

Are you a delivery person. Because I want you to handle my package gently.

I wish I were Castiel so I could get all up in your personal space.

If you're into it, I'm a bit of a dominate person

Do you love taco? I am a very taco-tive person!

Are you the type of person that has a lot of spare change? A dime like you could be the change I need.

"I'm drawn to your smile like a moth to a flame, mind if I get a little closer to feel its warmth?"

"Can I be your keratinocyte? Because I'd love to bind with your simple squamous personality and form something beautiful."

"Did your hike up that trail raise your heart rate, or should I try with my charming personality?"

"You're hiding your face, but I bet it's as captivating as your personality that's making my heart race."

"I'm sure your voice is as captivating as your thoughts. Can't wait to hear it someday, maybe it will add color to my dreams."

"Your radiant character turns my world upside down, how about we change perspectives in my bedroom?"

"Well then, can't wait to see it in person, you already look stunning in pictures."

"Your smile in that video could outshine the stars, care to light up my world in person tonight?"

"Is your voice as angelic in person? Because it's been serenading my dreams all night."