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Top 18 Properly Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Properly pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Can you check to see if my balls are properly inflated?

  2. Fencers are great at using proper protection.

  3. Girl, you so beautifully complex that they finally updated IE so they could properly display you.

  4. You'd look a lot better if you were properly laid out.

  5. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Cause I can treat the proper first aid...

  6. Let's play Doctor and Nurse

    And do it without proper protection.

  7. Hey girl, you know why I love peanut butter and legs so much?

    Because they spread with real ease when I use a proper tool.


  8. You're the...

    You're the vitamin to my coenzyme because without you I can't function properly.

  9. Hi, you remind me of the first time I tryed sodomy.

    Cause we aren't properly introduced.

  10. There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language

    But I could never string enough words together to properly express how beautiful you are

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Hey girl, am I your dentist?
Because if I administered your drugs properly you aren't going to feel a thing.

Hey baby are you a manual gearbox?

Cuz I want to grind you until I know how to do it properly

I want to know all of your technicals, so I could do some proper research into you.

You should definitely have a proper meal before the end of the world, you wanna get outta here?

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You don't look like such a proper noun to me.

Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady.

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