Top 20 properly Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Properly chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Can you check to see if my balls are properly inflated?

2. Fencers are great at using proper protection.

3. Girl, you so beautifully complex that they finally updated IE so they could properly display you.

4. You'd look a lot better if you were properly laid out.

5. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause I can treat the proper first aid...

6. Let's play Doctor and Nurse

   And do it without proper protection.

7. Hey girl, you know why I love peanut butter and legs so much?

   Because they spread with real ease when I use a proper tool.
   
   Sorry.

8. You're the...

   You're the vitamin to my coenzyme because without you I can't function properly.

9. Hi, you remind me of the first time I tryed sodomy.

   Cause we aren't properly introduced.

10. Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

    Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.
    
    
    
    
    
    We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.
    
    
    
    
    Ok so, pick you up around 5?

Latest properly chat up lines

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language
But I could never string enough words together to properly express how beautiful you are

Hey girl, am I your dentist?

Because if I administered your drugs properly you aren't going to feel a thing.

Hey baby are you a manual gearbox?

Cuz I want to grind you until I know how to do it properly

How to respond to this shit-test?

This girl is testing my reaction. I've been chatting with her for the past 3 days on the app. So far we've been exchanging non-sexual messages but finally, this was thrown and **I don't know how to properly respond to her**.


**Context is**: She said the other day she dreamed about my country and I asked her what that dream was about. She replied as follows:


"Oh..haha..I don't remember that well..but it was little bit weird..like more dreams together haha..it was in nature and there were lot of people standing in formation (including me) in the traditional clothes lol! I don't know what we were doing xD and then we went walk to mountains where were such asian houses haha..and in the end umm there was little hot scene with boy..omg..that's so stupid and embarrassing I'm laughing on that dream xDxD


Please suggest me some good ways to respond to this

You should definitely have a proper meal before the end of the world, you wanna get outta here?

Let me be your Frank Gehry and I’ll be sure to properly balance your curves.

You don't look like such a proper noun to me.

Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady.

Use these beach pick up lines with proper timing and confidence and no doubt they will work.

I want to know all of your technicals, so I could do some proper research into you.