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Top 43 Entire Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Entire chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply

    Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with
    “Mans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day”

    Trust me guys, it worked.

    Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(

  2. You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

  3. Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.

  4. I don't like to show off but...I can stretch my entire body. My ENTIRE body.

  5. I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

  6. Can I make this the most exciting night of your entire life?

  7. With you my body's defense mechanism shuts off entirely, I think your hotness fried the wires.

  8. Girl are you the square root of -1 because you are entirely imaginary.

  9. Hey, baby. Lets pretend we have to populate the entire world like those Adam & Eve characters.

  10. I'm supporting an entire ecosystem in my dreadlocks.

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Penguins are the only animals that stay with the same partner their entire lives...would you like to be my penguin?

I became a tentacle demon just so I could molest your entire body all at the same time!

[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

Are you the lamb sauce

Because I was looking for you this entire time

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

Are you Goku?

'Cause you'll be screaming the entire time

Babe, I’m like a natural monopoly. I’m big enough to supply the entire market.

Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls?

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When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women.

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When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that.

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They cannot slow down and let go of that tension.

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One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness).

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Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up.

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Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control.

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For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction.

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The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction.

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I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her.

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You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it.

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Also,

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I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame.

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Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right?

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NO!

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There is an ultimate one

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THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME!

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Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win.

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You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself.

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There is another way of perceiving this.

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Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team.

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From this place there is NO FRAME battle.

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There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against.

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If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you.

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Interactions become easy and effortless.

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You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself.

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In summary:

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Learn to relax, talk slower.

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Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control.

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Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward.

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See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE.

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DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST!

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Hope it was helpful

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See you on the next one 🤫

I have the entire dictionary written on my dick.

Are you an interior decorator?

Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

I have multiple felony records for thievery and i'm an escaped convict. Ever since then, I have dedicated my entire career to stealing the most precious jewel in the world...

Your heart.

The large hadron collider is said to be the hottest thing in the entire universe

But I think you make a pretty good statement for something else

You know we spend our entire lives tasting our own saliva?

Let me taste yours for a change

Will you be my Mary-Jane?

I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...

She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...

The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.

So here we are…

**Are you watching closely?**


**Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**

**The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**

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![img](2vus4xmt7bd41 "Tom Holland (a man)")

**He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**

**But of course... it probably isn't.**

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![img](hseboifu7bd41 "You bet it isn't")

**The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**

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![img](ye893jxv7bd41 "Ordinary something")

**and makes it do something extraordinary.**

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![img](hds0sgp08bd41 "Extraordinary...")

**Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**

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![img](utij7pp28bd41 "She was upset")

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![img](lu7mutn38bd41)

**But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**

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![img](exur86d68bd41 "He doesn't' feel too good")

**isn't enough;**

**you have to bring it back.**

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![img](rxlw9yke8bd41 "Thanks, Gradient")

**That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**

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![img](c1z9988a8bd41 "Just had to buy it for the pickup line")

**I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**

I'd climb the entire wall just to get your digits, girl!

I can bench-press an entire picnic.

Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through an entire Nickelback concert.

Remain alert and keep your belongings in sight at all times. I'm telling you this because I just stole a look at you, and now I want to make off with the entire package.

There is no mystery—that's the beauty of it. We are entirely explicable to each other, and yet we stay. What a miracle that is.

Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.

You cant play basketball with hijab on. Marry me and we'll go one on one our entire life.

Q: What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? A: You get Breyer's remorse!

Listen, I'd love to sleep with you, but it's tax day and I feel like I've already been screwed by an entire government agency.