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Top 50 Common Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Common chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. This works better over text

    What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common?

    We’re both missing u.

  2. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  3. Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

  4. This weather and your face have something in common...I like it.

  5. You know what gold and I have in common? We're both on the rise.

  6. What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common... We're both hot and ready.

  7. Hey girl. Do you know what the Temple veil and I have in common?

    We're both ripped.

  8. You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.

  9. What does the ocean and me have in common? We both leave a bad taste in your mouth...

  10. I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.

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Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!

Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.

God is dead. But we both are doing pretty well. See,we already have one thing in common. So let's meet up?

Thought of this in the shower...

‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’

You all take my breath away...

What do you and McDonald's have in common?

You both make my heart stop

Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult.

I can say three things you and my pillow have in common
-both good for cuddling
-both dress appropriately
-both deserve to be in my bed with me tonight ;)

You know what you and these emojis 🥨🥕 got in common?

They are snacks

The Titanic and I have one thing in common...

We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice. Hi I'm *insert name here*

The logo of our party is an elephant, wanna see what the elephant and I have in common?

Know what my couch I have in common?

We both eat anything that sits on us.

Frankenstein and I have one thing in common: we are both prepared to receive brain as soon as possible.

What do you, coronavirus and the police all have in common?

You’re breathtaking ;)

I don't know if it's common cold or Corona

But I can't stop looking ACHOO

You know what you and cheese has in common?

You both have holes i wanna eat

I'm no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.

What do you and a horror movie have in common

You both can make my heart race in a matter of seconds

Hey, are you the most common handgun caliber in the world?

Cuz you’re a 9

What does having sex with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?

I can't do either without expressed written consent

What do you and the cookies in my oven have in common?

I ought to take you out right now.

Yo you have black hair?

That's something we have in common

I have something in common with the stock market. We both like to go down.

You know what me and a hyena have in common?

We’d both like to eat you ass first.

Do you know what dog shit and you have in common?

I always know when your around

What do relationships and Github have in common?

I have issues committing to them.