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Top 50 Common Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Common pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. What do Trump and your pussy have in common?

    They both about to get destroyed

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    What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common?

    We’re both missing u.

  3. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  4. Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

  5. This weather and your face have something in common...I like it.

  6. You know what gold and I have in common? We're both on the rise.

  7. What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common... We're both hot and ready.

  8. Hey girl. Do you know what the Temple veil and I have in common?

    We're both ripped.

  9. You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.

  10. What does the ocean and me have in common? We both leave a bad taste in your mouth...

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I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.

Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!

Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.

God is dead. But we both are doing pretty well. See,we already have one thing in common. So let's meet up?

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What do you and McDonald's have in common?

You both make my heart stop

Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult.

I can say three things you and my pillow have in common

-both good for cuddling
-both dress appropriately
-both deserve to be in my bed with me tonight ;)

You know what you and these emojis 🥨🥕 got in common?

They are snacks

The Titanic and I have one thing in common...

We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice. Hi I'm *insert name here*

The logo of our party is an elephant, wanna see what the elephant and I have in common?

Know what my couch I have in common?

We both eat anything that sits on us.

What's common between you and summer season?

Both make me thirsty

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I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

Girl your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.

Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK”

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

I can't believe you've never met a Deaf person before.

Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

Do you listen to Jason Derulo? Because every time I see you I want to sing your name.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

Hello my name is Rich and I have expensive tastes.

I'm no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.