What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common... We're both hot and ready.

Hey girl. Do you know what the Temple veil and I have in common?

We're both ripped.

You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.

What do you and the statue of liberty have in common?

Looks good from the outside, but i kind of wanna know whats inside

Just thought of it lol

I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.

Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.

What's common between Stock market and me?

Something will rise up if you play your cards right.

You know what the moon and you have in common?

You guys both shine in my darkest nights

Thought of this in the shower...

‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’

You all take my breath away...

Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

Is your dad a thief? Because your hair looks like a masterpiece from a museum.

Your hair is everywhere, mind if I brush it out of your face?

Smile if you're happy & want wild and crazy s**...! Don't smile if you just want wild and crazy s**....

How does it feel to have the best hair in this place?

Is your name Summer? Because you are as hot as h**....

Damn girl, you are the finest girl in 2015 (or whatever year it is).

What do you and socks have in common? You make me feel warm and fuzzy, and I want to take you everywhere except the beach.

Happy Flash'em Friday! If you are happy and you know it show me your boobs!

I will love you from the first to the last.

Hey girl, are you the sea wave? I see you come. I'm getting thirsty. I will drink your salty juice.

Is it hot in here or is it just your hair?

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

Whats common between your heart and me?

Both belong to you

Are you a thirsty pie? I would fill cream into your dry inside.

Allow me to find your natural frequency

Long hair makes you hotter. This is science.

Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.

I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my b**... in your backyard.

Babe I am thirsty? How deep do I need to dig to get to your water.

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.

I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

I don't want to give you rings for your ears, I want to give you the ring for your finger.

Girl you know what's common between you and kfc? Juice from inside.

Do you know I have tattoo on my p**...? Come to my place and find out.

What do elephants and I have in common? We both have big trunks.

You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.

Babe, do you want to ride my hair?

We should get together, I've heard it's good for bone density.

Girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you. Because you being so hot make me so thirsty.

Wanna Come Back to My Room and Listen to Some Belle and Sebastian?

You want to see my tattoos? We need to do some t**... for Tat exchanges.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

By any chance are you a face mask? Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose.

No wonder the sky is gray today. Your hair is outshining the sun.

I can't see my p**.... Can you tell me what it looks like?

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It

They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the b**....

I shaved my p**... hair into the shape of some mistletoe.

Could you please step away from the bar? Your hair looks so hot you’re melting all the ice.

You and my tea have one thing in common: hot and comforting.

You know what I have in common with the snow? Eight inches.

Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this d**....

Girl, I want to live in the trashcan of your hearts.

Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your p**... tonight.

Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my magical wand?

Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

I wonder if your hair would hold after we roll in the sheets.

Babe, your smile makes me flush with blush.

Girl, you are so hot you are making a part me into the hardest thing I know.

It looks like your jeans need me to fill you up with some friction.

Unlike my hair color you're not just a phase.

Babe, I will turn that blush into a full on glow.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you believe life is pointless?

Let’s check out, whether your lip color stays.

Your body is made up entirely of skeletons. Another bone won’t hurt.

What do you and McDonald's have in common?

You both make my heart stop

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd p**... out toast!

Excuse me, I am about to go m**... and needed a name to go with the face.

Girl, would you kill me with your love?

Girl are you wet yet? Because my little buddy is thirsty.

I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

Hey baby, my name is d**.... Wanna s**... my Richard? Happy Suckday!

Are you Monday? Because you can s**... my d**....

You are not getting how much I want you. Perhaps we need your flesh on my b**....

It's not alcohol's fault that I am read, you are the one who made me blush.

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

What do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all need some D

Your lips look really dry. I could moisturize them for you if you want

Your curly hair is like ocean wave. They’re beautiful, inspiring and hard to turn away from.

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is red for you baby.

Are you waiting impatiently for the reaper to come harvest your soul? Your soul is mine.

What do math and my d**... have in common?...They're both hard for you

Someone s**... my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

You light up my day and are music to my ears.

Girl, I am bad to my b**.... Make it good.

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!

Girl, I want to pierce more than your ears tonight.

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

You can call me cake, because I'll go straight to your ass.

Your hair is beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you any different.

I am not afraid to keep on living, but I am afraid to continue my life without you.

Just with red lips, you look so stunning. I wonder what makeup will do.

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this d**... in your ass.

Girl are you thirsty from a dry spell? Let me turn on the c**... faucet for you.

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips.

Girl, are you ready for my liquid blush to make you really blush?

You know how to make your hair look even better? In my lap.

The Titanic and I have one thing in common..We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice.

My boners wants to party in your forest.

Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.

I think I am losing my hearing, because women keep on screaming into my ear every night.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?

Babe, with a nose like mine I can satisfy both of you at the same time.

I may not have pointed ears, but every time you're around I become a wood elf.

Your hair absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that's the least beautiful thing about you.

Your forever is all that I need. Do you want to share a pointless life with me.

Hey girl do you know 1 thing me and the Titanic have in common? We’re not very good at breaking the ice…

If you have time, we can go around my bone yard.

Babe you got a sweet ass, and you need to sit on my lap because I got sweet candy cane to match.

Babe, I am thirsty for your lips.

I wrote your name on my wrist as a sign of our love.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Is your name Cindy/ Ella/ Cinderella? Cause I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

Want to play battleship with those lips, you can hit on me anywhere.

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Do you know it is t**... Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and s**... on your sexy boobs.

Is your daddy a boxer? "No Why?" Because your one h**... of a knock out!!!

Are your legs tired? Sit on my laps and take a rest.

Do you know what is common between you and my TV? You both

Are very flat

Girl I want you on the bone, because you are finger licking good.

Can I borrow your ears? Because I want to whisper sweet nothing into them.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as h**....

Are you an animal? Because I'm gonna tame you with my bone.

Mind if I sit down because your beauty is making me dizzy.