50 Pickups Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Pickups rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about pickups, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Pickups Pickup Lines

A good Pickups hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Roses are red, you're so great...

Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date
Get in the van.

That’s the pickup line.
I'm jealous of your heart..

Because it's pumping inside of you ;)

Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry
Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
Are you a creative title? Because whenever I think of you, I lose it immediately.

Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you
Hey guys, I need some good ones

So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

Short and cute pickups pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about pickups are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I said "tinder is like a deck of cards, I just found my queen of hearts" but she replied "what if I were a two of spades? 🤔". Now what?

(I took a cue from the most famous pickup line of this subreddit is not my invention)

Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

GUYS I NEED THE BEST ONES YOU GOT

I'm trying to impress my crush with REALLY good pickup lines, can you give a brother a helping hand?

I shaved my p**... hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

My pickup lines are Turing complete.

Hey girl, are you a refrigerator?
Because you're hot on the outside and cool on the inside!

(Hey the subreddit doesn't specify **good** pickup lines)

Are you an enzyme

Are you an enzyme cuz I wanna put my substrate in your active site

heh biology pickup line

Cheesy pickups Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl, I heard you needed some Vitamin C.

Here's a "pickup lime" for you.

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

Roses are red, sour is the lime
Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
But still would you like to go out sometime.

This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.

Are you google?

'Cause you make me want to search up pickup lines to impress you.

Pizza

Wanna go out for some pizza? Because it was either that or a pickup line and both would have been equally cheesy

A female friend of mine gave me this...

"I don't really use pickup lines, I'd rather pin you down than pick you up"

Corny pickups Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Pickups conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle

I am like the matchstick,

Insignificant and weak. You are the side s**... of the matchbox, during my hard times, you were weathering with me and that's when I realised that there is a spark between us.

*Less like a pickup line though*

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd p**... out toast!

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

My heart is bind on pickup and you just rolled Need.

Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line-
Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea

And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said:
Were you responsible for Boston tea party?

He said: No, little before my time

And I finished by saying:

Because looking at you, the tea got wet.

Y=2x+3

That's my pickup line.

Here's another:

y=x^2

There, that one is exponentially better.

drop limes in front of crush...

"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's d**... rise from the dead!

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.

I might not be good at this

Because i don't have many pickup lines, but I can pick you up and we can do lines

A good pickups Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Pickups hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as h**....

Pickup line for ______

This sub has really changed (and not for the better).

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

Do you want to see two balls drop?

A very SWEET pickup line

Are your legs Nutella? 'Cause I'd love to spread them.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Pretty good pickup line ehh ?

I wonder what’s rougher my childhood trauma or the kiss we’re gonna have

My best pickup line

Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something h**....

I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.

Girl I like

I'm gonna talk to a girl I like tmr and I would like to know a good pickup line

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

Abe Lincoln's #1 pickup line

"I never lie. Unless it's next to you ;)"

I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)

Pickup poem

Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you x

Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pickups love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Pickups chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.