The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Pickups Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pickups pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Pickups conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Roses are red, you're so great...

    Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

  2. Get in the van.

    That’s the pickup line.

  3. I'm jealous of your heart..

    Because it's pumping inside of you ;)


    Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry

  4. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  5. Are you a creative title? Because whenever I think of you, I lose it immediately.

    Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you

  6. Hey guys, I need some good ones

    So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

    edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

  7. I said "tinder is like a deck of cards, I just found my queen of hearts" but she replied "what if I were a two of spades? 🤔". Now what?

    (I took a cue from the most famous pickup line of this subreddit is not my invention)

  8. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  9. GUYS I NEED THE BEST ONES YOU GOT

    I'm trying to impress my crush with REALLY good pickup lines, can you give a brother a helping hand?

  10. I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?


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What is a Pickups pickup line?

Working pickups pickup lines

I beat the game
I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

My pickup lines are Turing complete.

Hey girl, are you a refrigerator?

Because you're hot on the outside and cool on the inside!


(Hey the subreddit doesn't specify **good** pickup lines)

Are you an enzyme

Are you an enzyme cuz I wanna put my substrate in your active site

heh biology pickup line

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This is a funny Pickups pickup line!

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

Roses are red, sour is the lime
Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
But still would you like to go out sometime.

This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.

Looking for suggestions for my husband

Every day when he gets off work, my husband calls me and on his drive home, he vents about his workday. To break the tension, I started answering the phone with a corny or sexy pickup line, and he loves it. I’ve been doing this daily for about ten months now, and I’m running low on material.

Any suggestions for clever, cute, sexy, punny, original pickup lines I can use on him?

Are you google?

'Cause you make me want to search up pickup lines to impress you.

Pizza

Wanna go out for some pizza? Because it was either that or a pickup line and both would have been equally cheesy

I think it’s time we talk about it

Idk if this is allowed here or not but has anybody heard of this pickup line?? where does it go? what do guys usually say after? debating on replying rn if i can find out how it goes lmao

A female friend of mine gave me this...

"I don't really use pickup lines, I'd rather pin you down than pick you up"

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Working Pickups tinder opener

My heart is bind on pickup and you just rolled Need.

I am like the matchstick,

Insignificant and weak. You are the side strip of the matchbox, during my hard times, you were weathering with me and that's when I realised that there is a spark between us.





*Less like a pickup line though*

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!

Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line-
Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea

And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said:
Were you responsible for Boston tea party?

He said: No, little before my time

And I finished by saying:

Because looking at you, the tea got wet.

Y=2x+3

That's my pickup line.

Here's another:

y=x^2

There, that one is exponentially better.

*drop limes in front of crush*...

"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.

I might not be good at this

Because i don't have many pickup lines, but I can pick you up and we can do lines