Roses are red, sour is the lime

Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
But still would you like to go out sometime.

Are you google?

'Cause you make me want to search up pickup lines to impress you.

Pizza

Wanna go out for some pizza? Because it was either that or a pickup line and both would have been equally cheesy

If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd p**... out toast!

*drop limes in front of crush*...

"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's d**... rise from the dead!

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as h**....

Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Pretty good pickup line ehh ?

"Definitely not from some cheesy pickup line website, if that's what you're thinking. I reserve the best lines for a woman like you."

"If your heart's a soft spot, I’d love to be the reason it beats a little faster."

"Glad to meet a genuine soul like you, not lured by cheesy lines. Your authenticity is sexier than any rehearsed phrase."

"Do you like Itachi as much as I like you? Because your beauty is rarer than his Mangekyou Sharingan!"

"Turning 23 with a wild heart? I can make your birthday sex song a reality, beautiful. Let's celebrate together."

"Turning 23 never looked so good. How about we make your birthday sex song a reality? 😉"

"I negotiate success all day, but I’d trade it all for a chance to make you smile."

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence. Care to share your secret for staying so captivating?"

You must be a gift from Iran, because you've wrapped up my heart in a beautiful package.

Are you from Iran? Because you've brought me more joy than a Persian rug.

"أنا مش عارف، بس كل ما بشوفك، بحس قلبي بيغني لك."
(Translation: I'm not sure, but every time I see you, my heart seems to sing for you.)

"That nose ring and those killer brows are making my heart race—are you always this stunning, or just for the 'gram?"

"Let's embark on a journey together to touch that ancient relic knife - it'll be an adventure worth remembering."

"Your story caught my eye – love the vibe! Just curious, is there someone special behind that smile?"

"In your stunning black attire, you've turned even the darkest night into my brightest day."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, plus some exciting unknowns."

"Is your booty a magnet? Because it's attracting more than just my attention, it's captivating my whole world."

"Kya aapke paas Band-Aid hai? Kyunki jab aap muskurati hain, main apna dil bar bar girata hun."

(Translation: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because whenever you smile, I keep dropping my heart.)

"Drenched and fabulous—how about I take you somewhere dry and we make some waves together?"

"That top looks stunning on you, but I have a feeling I could make Sunday evenings even better."

"Are you trying to set my Sunday on fire? Because damn, you look smoking hot in that outfit."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and totally out of this world."

"Turning 23 with a wild heart? Sounds like the perfect combination. Let's make your birthday unforgettable."

"Just like your pickup lines, you're a unique work of art, capturing my heart with your romantic dart."

"You may be drenched, but those lips are a perfect beacon; can I navigate my way to them?"

"Your beauty strikes a chord, like a melody so fine, are you a piano dear? Because keys to my heart, you have all nine."

"Turning 23 with a wild heart? Let's make your birthday even more unforgettable together."

"You look so good wet, I can’t help but wonder how incredible you’d be in a sunshine kiss."

You've taught me so much, I might just start calling you Professor Brainiac. Thank you!

"Hey Mary, you're so extraordinary, slide into my DMs and let our story turn legendary."

"I build dreams by day; care to join me in making some unforgettable memories by night?"

"You're so deliciously stunning, I find myself craving for a taste of your smile every single day."

"Those eyebrows are on point; I’ll need them as my GPS for finding my way to your heart."

"Are you a dentist? Because every time you smile, I can't help but show off my pearly whites!"

"Are you a sparkler? Because your beauty lights up my night and sparks a burning desire in me."

"If your heart is as soft as your spot for pickup lines, I’d love to explore it closer."

"Nice try, but I think your pickup line ran faster than me! Perhaps they would be of better use for your future pun marathons?"

"I build dreams into reality by day, but right now, I'm just hoping to build a connection with you."

"Your sweet laughter is music to my ears, like a piano symphony that wipes away all fears."

"I've tried so many lines, but only your smile seems to work, it's got my heart accelerating faster than a sports car."

"I create opportunities for greatness, just like this conversation. What's your passion? Let’s elevate each other."

"That nose ring and those brows? It’s like you’re a work of art—mind if I admire the masterpiece up close?"

"I thought the highlight of my day was my coffee, but then I saw your story—seriously, how do you make magic happen?"

"Is your dress made of sunshine? Because you've just lit up my world with that stunning yellow glow."

"That outfit is doing wonders for you, but I bet I could make you look even better."

"Drenched in beauty and mystery—care for some company to share the sunshine when the storm passes?"

"You're dangerously sexy on a Sunday evening. Care to make it even hotter together?"

"I see you’re wet, but those lips look like they could start a fire. Care to spark a flame together?"

"Is your booty a library book? Because I'm checking it out, and it's definitely overdue for some recognition."

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type, always there when I need you.

"With those stunning brows and that nose ring, you’ve just upped the ante for my heart's desire."

"Mary, you're like a sweet cherry, let's chat in DMs and I promise it'll be merry."

"Remember how the crowd moved to G Eazy's beat last night? How about we sync our hearts like that?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and me together—especially under this shower of surprise!"

"Your style could start a trend—those eyebrows and that nose ring are straight fire! What’s your secret?"

"That nose ring and those brows are on point! Got me curious—do I need to compete for your attention?"

"I must have been saving my best pick-up line just for you. Care to hear it?"

"Are you a ribosome? Because every time we meet, I feel like we make a perfect protein together."

"Are you made of tinsel? Because you light up my Christmas tree every time I swipe right."

"Are you a blood transfusion? Because my heart beats faster every time I see you."

"Those eyebrows are on fire—are you sure you're not causing a local heatwave with that nose ring too?"

"G'day gorgeous, you're hotter than a sunburnt kangaroo! Fancy savin' me a spot on your contact list?"

"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, we'd be stargazing all night."

"Are you the fire in your wild heart? Because I'm ready to get lost in la pasión with you."

"Loving the vibe in your story! Just curious, does someone special get to appreciate that look every day?"

"Drenched and dazzling—your lips have me wondering if it’s the rain or you that’s making my heart race."

"You were at the G Eazy concert too? Guess we both have impeccable taste, care to explore that over coffee?"

"My pickup lines may be stupid, but they're still cleverer than my plan to impress you without them."

"Good onya, mate. If beauty was a kangaroo, you'd be bounding straight into my heart."

"I could never compete with a puppy's cuteness, but I can definitely offer more cuddles and laughs."

"You might say you hate me today, but how about we turn that anger into passion tonight?"

"If I had a dollar for every time I messed up a pickup line, I'd be rich. Let's start fresh?"

"If you have a soft spot for pick-up lines, let me be the reason you smile today."

"I've been trying to catch your eye with words, but maybe I should just let my genuine interest do the talking."

"Is your heart made of marshmallows? Because I can’t resist a sweet spot like you!"

"Your story just leveled up my day! Quick question: Does someone special get to enjoy that stunning look, or is it just us?"

"Loving the nose ring and those killer brows! Are you single, or do I need to step up my game?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears—especially my fear of pickup lines!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears and my heart does a little magic trick."

"You know, I had an extra VIP pass yesterday. With your taste in music, it should have been yours."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears, leaving just our charming conversation."

"I build dreams for a living, but I could definitely make room for you in my plans."

"Is it just me, or do you have the softest spot in this room? I’d love to explore it."

"I saw you jamming at that G-Eazy concert yesterday, should've invited you to my VIP spot."

"Your smile could outshine a million stars, can you let me explore your galaxy tonight?"

"I'm the CEO of making unforgettable memories. Care to join me and add some passion to our business?"

"Like a symphony of notes on a grand piano, your beauty creates harmony, stealing every show."

"Spotted you at the G Eazy concert, but missed our VIP moment in the fanpit. Let's make it right next round?"

Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something h**....

"That nose ring and those brows? You’re turning heads and setting hearts on fire. Can I get a closer look?"

"If you think my pickup line is cute, wait till you see the love story I've planned for us."

"I must say, your sexy Sunday evening look is causing a stir in my heart."

"Couldn't help but notice you at the concert yesterday. With your vibe, you definitely belong in the fantpit with me."

"I heard it's your birthday soon, how about we start the celebrations early with a little birthday sex?"

Did we match on Tinder or in heaven? Because meeting you feels like destiny.

"Who needs pickup lines when we have this electric connection? Your eyes are more intriguing than any punchline could be..."

"I may not be the song 'Birthday Sex', but I can definitely make your 23rd one to remember."

"Is your smile a crime? Because I can't help but want to be your accomplice tonight."

Haha, I guess you could say I'm the Willy Wonka of pickup lines! So, did it work?

"If your lips are this stunning when you're wet, I can only imagine the magic when you're dry."

"I see those lips peeking out; they must be thirsty for a kiss after all that rain."

"Looks like the rain couldn't wash away your charm, those lips are definitely the highlight of the storm!"

"That nose ring and those killer brows got me questioning if you’re a work of art or a muse."

"I can definitely stop, but only if you promise to keep the charming banter going."

"Even drenched, you’re a masterpiece; I’d love to know what colors those lips could paint on a sunny day."

"I see those lips peeking through the rain—care for a kiss that’ll dry you off even faster?"

"Looks like you got caught in the rain, but those lips are definitely worth getting drenched for."

"Your style is on point! Just curious, does your heart come with a nose ring or is it still open?"

"Looks like I need to up my game. How about I start by buying you a drink?"

"Your lips look so lonely, they should meet mine and explore the world of passion together."

"How about we create a sequel together? I promise the plot twists will keep us both intrigued."

"Has life granted you flexibility? Because your beauty is bending my world out of shape."

"If you're up for a road trip adventure to see the relic knife up close, I'll make it unforgettable."

"Going out with you sounds like a bestseller, with chapters I can't wait to explore."

"You're the hottest export this country's had, fancy a last taste of domestic bliss before takeoff?"

"Do you have a map? Because with that goofy smile of yours, I've just lost myself in your eyes."

"Drenched yet dazzling—somehow, you make wet look like a work of art. Can I paint my heart into your day?"

"Well, being a brat just means I'm not afraid to go after what I want - like your smile."

"That nose ring really suits you; I’m curious, does it come with a partner or are you still on the market?"