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  1. Roses are red, you're so great...

    Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

  2. Get in the van.

    That’s the pickup line.

  3. I'm jealous of your heart..

    Because it's pumping inside of you ;)

    Edit: Sorry if this seems like a repost I never saw this pickup line on this sub I'm very sorry

  4. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  5. Are you a creative title? Because whenever I think of you, I lose it immediately.

    Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you

  6. Hey guys, I need some good ones

    So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

    edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

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Short and cute pickups pickup lines to impress a girl

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I said "tinder is like a deck of cards, I just found my queen of hearts" but she replied "what if I were a two of spades? 🤔". Now what?

(I took a cue from the most famous pickup line of this subreddit is not my invention)

Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

I shaved my p**... hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?


I'm trying to impress my crush with REALLY good pickup lines, can you give a brother a helping hand?

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My pickup lines are Turing complete.

Are you an enzyme
Are you an enzyme cuz I wanna put my substrate in your active site

heh biology pickup line

Hey girl, are you a refrigerator?

Because you're hot on the outside and cool on the inside!

(Hey the subreddit doesn't specify **good** pickup lines)

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Girl, I heard you needed some Vitamin C.

Here's a "pickup lime" for you.

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

Roses are red, sour is the lime
Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
But still would you like to go out sometime.

This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.

Are you google?

'Cause you make me want to search up pickup lines to impress you.


Wanna go out for some pizza? Because it was either that or a pickup line and both would have been equally cheesy

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A female friend of mine gave me this...

"I don't really use pickup lines, I'd rather pin you down than pick you up"

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If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle

My heart is bind on pickup and you just rolled Need.

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

I am like the matchstick,

Insignificant and weak. You are the side s**... of the matchbox, during my hard times, you were weathering with me and that's when I realised that there is a spark between us.

*Less like a pickup line though*

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!

Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line-
Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea

And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said:
Were you responsible for Boston tea party?

He said: No, little before my time

And I finished by saying:

Because looking at you, the tea got wet.


That's my pickup line.

Here's another:


There, that one is exponentially better.

*drop limes in front of crush*...

"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's d**... rise from the dead!

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I might not be good at this

Because i don't have many pickup lines, but I can pick you up and we can do lines

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as h**....

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Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.

Pickup line for ______

This sub has really changed (and not for the better).

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

A very SWEET pickup line

Are your legs Nutella? 'Cause I'd love to spread them.

Do you want to see two balls drop?

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Pretty good pickup line ehh ?

I wonder what’s rougher my childhood trauma or the kiss we’re gonna have

My best pickup line

Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something h**....

I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.

Girl I like

I'm gonna talk to a girl I like tmr and I would like to know a good pickup line

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

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Abe Lincoln's #1 pickup line

"I never lie. Unless it's next to you ;)"

I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)

Pickup poem

Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you x

Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

Are you the Ford F series?

Because I really need a better pickup line.

Do you know what the difference between you and a pickup line is?
I won't forget a pickup line after I use it.

Hi ____, is this still available?

Works everytime.

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Are you hot water

Because you make my noodle soft

Anti pickup line

I’m newly single and...

My pickups are lame, but come over tonight and I’ll show you my tongue game

You're so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.

Quick i need any pickup line

I'm sliding into a girls dms

If you spell uno backwards it's On- U and that's where I wanna be.

Found thus pickup line on Instagram and thought it was worth posting here.

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You must be the Galapos

Because you have phenomenal boobies.
(This pickup line is approved by my girlfriend)

Hey girl, are you a slime?

Cause you make my piston sticky MINECRAFT PICKUP LIKE YEAH

Farewell pickup line?

Cute girl at work and every time I leave I say "bye ___, see ya in my dreams" as kind of a joke and it receives a laugh and smile, but what's something else I could say?

Need help quick

Need a pickup line for Arrianna

Help a bro out

I need some Rosa Diaz based pickup lines

You must've drank a potion of ultimate stamina...cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
I have more skyrim pickup lines

Not really a pickup

Stay home if you're sicc
Come over if you're thicc

What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella cheese?

A cheesy pickup line

Hey help a brother out?

Need help with a pickup line for a girl named caitlin... any ideas?

I usually say...

I usually say a s**... pickup line but I don't want to mess this up.

A long one

So yesterday I had to go to the pharmacist to drop off my prescription. There was an absurdly long line all being held up by this woman who couldn't find her ID. She was looking through her purse, pockets, everything. She kept repeating "I know I have it, I know I have it." This goes on for at least 10 whole minutes. Eventually she gave up and left. As she walked by me to leave I saw the look of pure defeat on her face. After 2 more people it was finally my turn. I gave the pharmacist my prescription. He looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked why I just gave him my prescription. Being also confused, I said "this is drop off right?"
He looked at me and said "No, this is the pickup line."

A ROCKin Pickup Line

Roses are red
You're good looking
Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

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How do I respond??

I just sent a pickup line,
“I was looking into important dates in history, you wanna be mine?”
And she said “yessir”
What should I say next???

A physics pickup line here:

Your dress would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s2...

Are you Pucci? Because you look like you’re Made In Heaven

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How you doin' ?

The best pickup line ever

Hey, do you have a sweet tooth? If so, can I taste it?

In an ideal situation the receiver of the pickup line would answer yes to both questions.

My pickup line
You - Do you believe in love at first sight?
Crush - No.
You - Ok then I guess we'll have to try this again tomorrow. Is 2PM good for you?

“You got me all wound up like a toy, how about tugging me like a Beyblade?

Cursed pickup line

So I have a pickup line that I was practicing on a fish I caught.

Needless to say it was hooked

I need helpp

If she asks you to rate her out of 10

What pickup line should i use there
because just telling her you're 10/10 is kind of dry

Hey Girl, I know you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

I knows this pickup is really old but I still occasionally use it.

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