Tequila is good for you. And here's a pinch of salt to prove it.

Are you salt?

Because you're sodium fine

When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila!

Babe do you know the proper way to take tequila shots? First I will lick your salt. Second we will shoot the tequila. And then you could s**... my…

I’ll be the salt, baby, you be the gasoline, and we’ll set these bones alight.

Looks like you need a little extra seasoning in your life. I got the right kinds of salt.

"Darling, if love was a salt marsh, then you're the cordgrass that makes it vibrant and full of life!"

"Are you a salt marsh? Because I'm stuck in the muck of your beauty, and honestly, I don't want to escape."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the Salt Mines? Because you’ve got ‘seasoned beauty’ written all over you!"

"Are you a salt marsh babe? Because your natural beauty is absolutely breathtaking and totally unique."

"Are you a salt shaker? Because I think we've got some serious chemistry going on, NaCl to be precise."

When life gives you lemons, I will bring the tequila and salt to cheer you up.

"Even though you're all about salt, your sweetness could put German chocolate to shame."

"Is your name Salted Caramel? Because you've got a sweetness that's perfectly balanced with a sprinkle of sass."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because I'm stuck in your muck and loving every minute of it."

Hey girl, do you need some salt?

Cause you're too sweet

"Like a salt marsh, your natural beauty is stunning and complex, making me thirst for more of your captivating charm."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because my heart gets swept away by your tidal allure every time I see you."

"They say you are what you eat, so does eating salt make you this irresistibly charming?"

"Are you a salt marsh? Because you've got an alluring depth that keeps pulling me into unexplored territories."

"You must be a pinch of salt, because you bring out all the sweetness in my life."

"Are you a salted caramel dessert? Because our chemistry is undeniably rich, sweet and irresistible."

"Like a salt marsh, you're brimming with secrets. How about we explore your depths over dinner?"

"You must be a salt marsh because you have that natural beauty that simply takes my breath away."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because I'm completely submerged in your natural beauty."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because my heart sinks in your depths, but always comes up feeling refreshed and alive."

"Hey, I was a chef in my past life. Bet I can spice up your life... Salt, pepper and some irresistible charm?"

"Sounds great! But I'm more of a dessert person. Can you handle the sweetness?"

"You and I are friends, but how about we raise the stakes and make our bond stronger than the Dead Sea salt?"

"Do you have a map? I just got lost in your salt marsh eyes, now I'm stuck in the mud of love."

"Just like salt, you bring out all the beautiful flavors in my world."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because even in the harshest conditions, you manage to bloom beautifully and steal my breath away."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because I'm stuck in the mud and totally swept away by your tidal wave of beauty."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because my heart is sinking faster than an eroding coastline!"

"Is your name Salt? Because our chemistry is explosive, and you've got me thirsting for more."

"You may love your salt, but your sweetness outshines even the finest German chocolate."

"Are you made of salt? Because you spice up my life and make my heart race like nothing else."

"Is your heart a salt marsh? Because I'm drowning in the depth of your love."

"My heart's doing somersaults, must be because it found its sugar, spice and goddess nice!"

"Just like a salt marsh, you embody a rare natural beauty that leaves everyone around you mesmerized."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because your beauty is organic, rare and takes my breath away, just like an estuary."

"Is your name Sugar? Because even though you love salt, you're the sweetest temptation in all of Germany."

"Your diet may be salty, but your sweet nature balances it perfectly, just like a German pretzel."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because you've got me sinking in the deep pools of your eyes."

"Like a salt marsh, you might seem salty, but you're definitely worth wading through!"

"You may love salt, but I must say, you're the sweetest part of my entire German menu."

I like you more than the amount of salt it took to make Eleven's sensory deprivation pool.

"Like a salt marsh, my love for you is as vast as the sea and as vital as the ocean."

"You may prefer salt, but your sweetness could outshine the finest German chocolate any day."

"You must be a salt marsh girl, because just like sea levels, my interest in you only rises over time."

"Just like a salt marsh, you're naturally beautiful, and I'm just eel-ing over here trying to impress you!"

"Are you a salt marsh? Because our chemistry could form a habitat that's more stable than tidal flats."

"Are you made of salt? Because my heart rate rises every time I’m around you."

"Are you made of sugar, salt and a dash of divinity? Because you're sweet, sassy and heavenly all at once."

"Is your diet mostly salt? Because your presence adds the perfect flavour to my life."

"Just like a salt marsh, you've got layers of charm that captivate my heart."

"Are you a salt crystal? Cause you've just added flavor to my life I never knew was missing."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because my heart gets flooded every time I see you."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because your beauty is as captivating and naturally breathtaking."

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

"Are you a salt marsh? Because I'm stuck in the mud of your beauty and can't seem to clam up about it."

"Are you a salt marsh? Because you've got me sinking in your natural beauty."

I aint a spirit. Salting aint gonna scare me. Am here forever.

"Are you a salt marsh? Because I'm drowning in your natural beauty."

"Just like a salt marsh absorbs water, you've absorbed all my attention."

"Are you sure your diet is all salt? Because your sweetness is more intoxicating than the finest German beer."

Hey girl, are you salt?

My life would be tasteless without you...

"Are you a salt marsh? Because you've got my heart caught in your tidal ebb and flow."